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Principality of New Eiffel
|Largest city||New Leeds|
|Official languages||English, Afrikaans, New Eiffellian|
|Recognised national languages||Hungarian, Arabtemporarian, Minority Flemish,|
|Recognised regional languages||Dutch, LOLspeak|
Christianity 75% |
New Eiffelish, New Eiffelic (de facto)|
New Eiffelian (de jure)
|Government||Unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy|
• Governor General
• Prime Minister
|M. "Daleen" L. Smith|
|Independence from the United Kingdom|
• Declaration of Independence
|1 January 2018|
• Principality established
|11 August 2018|
• Current constitution
|1 March 2019|
|211 km2 (81 sq mi)|
• Water (%)
|12 (5 on the mainland, 4 in Dutch New Eiffel, and 3 in the State of Rekkeb)|
|0.04/km2 (0.1/sq mi)|
|GDP (nominal)||2018 estimate|
£28,293.03 ▼ (2017)|
• Per capita
£2,357.75 ▲ (2017)|
|Currency||Pound sterling, Monopoly money, South african rand, Euro (de facto)|
|Drives on the||left|
The Principality of New Eiffel, commonly known as New Eiffel and formerly known as New Temporary and the Republic of New Finland, is a city state micronation located in northwestern Europe, landlocked almost completely within London, England and the Presidential Republic of Livettree. New Eiffel is a constitutional monarchy with Prince Zed I as the head of state. It's population is 12, however it has 22 citizens. Its capital is Új Repülő and its largest city is New Leeds. New Eiffel has 3 official languages (English, Afrikaans, New Eiffellian), 2 national languages (Hungarian, Arabtemporarian), and 3 recognised minority languages (LOLspeak, Flemish, Dutch).
New Eiffel became a member of the Québécois Commonwealth on 9 March 2019, with Emily Gréz acting as Governor General; representing New Eiffel. New Eiffel also founded the New Eiffel Union of Micronations (NEUM), which currently has 34 full members. New Eiffel is also a member of the League of Nations, and the Micronational Olympic Federation, and will take place in the 2020 or 2021 games.
New Eiffel has numerous territories under its control, including shared control over the United Beachwood Republic with the Somcowian Federation. New Eiffel has a population of 12 people, which excluding uninhabited territories, makes it one of the most densely populated micronations in the world.
New Eiffel is a big economic nation, having a 5/5 on the Economic Potential Index. The State of Rekkeb is the richest territory with a total GDP of $230,600, followed by mainland New Eiffel with $37,396, and Dutch New Eiffel with $13,000. All other territories have either no GDP or they’re GDP is kept hidden for security reasons. It is not entirely known why the government keeps the GDP so secret, however it is suspected it’s to do with the fact that surrounding robberies in the United Kingdom next to mainland New Eiffel have been taking place.
- 1 Etymology
- 2 History
- 3 Government and politics
- 4 Economy
- 5 Culture
- 6 Media
- 7 Tourism
- 8 Education
- 9 Transportation
- 10 Internet
- 11 See Also
- 12 External links and notes
‘New’ means New Eiffel was reborn from the old micronation, Republic of New Finland, and ‘Eiffel’ is for Eiffel Tower, which represents a tower in the air, meaning progress.
- 1 January 2018– 2 March 2018: The Republic of New Finland
- 2 March 2018– 4 June 2018: The United Democratic People’s Republic of New Finland
- 4 June 2018– 11 August 2018: Kingdom of New Finland
- 11 August 2018– 30 August 2018: Principality of New Temporary
- 30 August 2018– Present: The Principality of New Eiffel
South African Era
There were formally nine residents living in the first claimed area of New Finland. New Finland adopted its first national flag on the day it was founded. The meaning of flag is unknown, however Prince Zed I belives it was meant to symbolise unity, since it has multiple colours on the left corner of the flag and it was based upon the South African Flag, which represents unity.
The Republic of New Finland became slightly inactive after late February. Prince Zed I, who was the president at the time, decided they needed to give New Finland a boost if it was ever going to became a major micronation. He was backed up by many of his citizens at the time. This lead to the Early days area.
The Early days is considered one of the most important times in New Eiffel history. New Finland adopted a new flag and coat of arms. New Finland also adopted many national symbols, such as a national animal, national anthem, and a national monument.
New Eiffel Civil War
A few days after New Eiffel changed its location, it was involved in a civil war when the Supreme General (Now known as the Minister of War) tried to overthrow the micronation.
The Supreme General announced that he had declared war on his own micronation to try to gain control over it. The Supreme General then attacked President Z. Wilhelmus J. Smith around five minutes after he declared war. He attacked the President in his office. The President then quickly grabbed a wooden sword and defended himself. The Supreme General later gave up after being hit in the leg.
As a result, the Supreme General became the Minister of War and had most of his power stripped to make sure nothing like this would ever happen again. He was also suspended from HRANE for fifteen days. Tighter security was also put in place.
Kingdom of New Finland
The president made a deal with the Minister of War that if New Finland became a Kingdom, the Minister of War would have to keep peace. He accepted and New Finland became a kingdom, and the president was elected king.
This was a controversial time in New Eiffel’s history, since the King was accused of disobeying the law and using loopholes and false allegations to steal people’s property. The King willingly stepped down after heavy complaints from the population and the media.
On 11 August 2018, the Kingdom of New Finland officially became a principality, and was renamed to the Principality of New Temporary. Prince Zed I called it a 're-founding' of the micronation, and installed a new government, which was stronger and better then the original. Prince Zed I and the government installed new laws, and made New Temporary’s online presence more well known.
New Temporary was later renamed to New Eiffel after the population voted for a new name.
The so-called reunification worked, and business and tourism started to blow up. New Eiffel also founded the New Eiffel Union of Micronations on 21 November 2018, which as of 25 February 2019 has 28 member states.
Government and politics
New Eiffel is called a ‘flawed democracy’, with Social Democracy being a popular ideology. Capitalism and Nationalism are also popular, with Communism gaining recent popularity. Anarcho-capitalism could also have a shot in New Eiffel. Authoritarian socialism, Anarchy, and Swampism are very hated by most of the population in New Eiffel. Social Justice and LGBTQ+ rights are also highly debated, however LGBT people are still accepted.
Autocracy in general is a neutral topic in New Eiffel, which is surprising since Swampism and Authoritarian socialism are very controversial.
Being a principality, the current prince is Prince Zed I, who serves as the head of state. Prince Zed I will either serve until his death or stepping down by resigning. According to him, all of his known living relatives are next in-line for the throne, weather they accept it or not. The person who is next in-line may choose to serve or not. The head of state may resign when ever he wishes, however they must give a 30-day warning first.
The current prime minister is Daleen Smith, who is also the Minister of Education and Minister of Foriegn Affairs. She was elected on 25 December 2018, after her political party the Orange Party won the 2018 New Eiffel Prime Minister Election.
J. Heystek A. Smith is the Minister of War and general of HRANE. He is responsible for commanding attacks and declaring war on other micronations or countries. However the general still needs permission from the government and occasionally Prince Zed I.
New Eiffel is a unitary parliamentary constitutional monarchy, with twenty-nine seats in parliament. There is one election every year starting on December 15 and ending on the 25 for a new prime minister. Each election takes place in a different country or micronation. New Eiffel has seventeen political parties, and every citizen is allowed to vote. Each citizen gets three votes, and two ‘downvotes’. Every political party is allowed to get one seat in parliament, however if they get a negative number of votes by being downvoted, they wil get zero seats. Every citizen is required to vote at least once, with no required amount for downvoting.
There were two former parties, the Grand Libertarian Party and the Socialist Yellow Party. The Socialist Yellow Party got four votes in the 2018 New Eiffel Prime Minister Election, and was tied at third place with the New Eiffel Anti-Smoking Party.
The Socialist Yellow Party was dissolved on 24 December, one day before the end of the 2018 Prime Minister Election. In an interview, the leader of the Socialist Yellow Party stated “I dissolved the Socialist Yellow Party because I simply changed my political views. The Yellow Party will now be my main party.”
Following the dissolution of the Socialist Yellow Party, the Socialist Scandinavian Party gained all four of its seats after a parliament vote. This was decided since it was the only other socialist party.
|Socialist Scandinavian Party||SSP||Social Democracy||White, Blue, Red|
|The Orange Party||XKA||Absolute Democracy||Orange|
|New Eiffel Anti-Smoking Party||ASP||Democracy||Absolute Zero, Silver, Peace|
|Pro-Subdivisions Political Party||PSP||Federation||Grey, White, Pink|
|Communism Party of New Eiffel||CPN||Communism||Gold, Red|
|Nationalist Party of New Eiffel||NAT||Nationalism||Yellow, Green|
|Shrek Super Party||SHK||Democratic Swampism||Green, Yellow, Blue|
|Monarchy Party||MOP||Absolute monarchy||Gold, White|
|Traditional Party of the Republic of New Finland||TPN||Traditionalism||Red, Green, Yellow, Dark Blue, Dark Orange|
|Independent L. Smith Party||AOA||Capitalism||Blue, Red, Yellow|
|The No-Go Party||NGP||Anarchy||White, Orange|
|The Soviet Onion Party||SRK||Swampism||Green, Red|
|New Eiffelic Free Market||FMP||Anarcho-capitalism||Yellow, Black|
|LGBTQ+ Rights Party||LRP||Social Justice||Black, Purple, White, Yellow, Green, Brown, Red, Orange, Blue|
the United Armed Forces (UAF) are the armed forces in New Eiffel. They have three main branches, His Royal Army of New Eiffel, the Airforce of New Eiffel and the Navy of New Eiffel. Each branch also has their own smaller branches too, such as the National Coastguard of New Eiffel, which is owned by the Navy of New Eiffel.
The United Armed Forces is responsible for funding their own branches. Most of the budget comes either from public funding or the government itself.
Foriegn relations of New Eiffel
New Eiffel has little foreign with other micronations. New Eiffel is the founder of the organisation New Eiffel Union of Micronations, which has 34 member states.
New Eiffel has made a special trade deal with the Presidential Republic of Livettree, over the New Eiffel Border War. The Presidential Republic of Livettree wanted to gain independence from New Eiffel, and eventually independence was granted.
Recognised states; no foreign relations
- All UN Member States
- Free Republic of Liberland
- State of Palestine
- Republic of Kosovo
- Republic of Abkhazia
- Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus
- Republic of China (Taiwan)
- Republic of Somaliland
- Republic of South Ossetia
- North American Confederation
States refused recognition; no foreign relations
- Vatican City State
- Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic (Transnistria)
- Sovereign Military Hospitaller Order of Saint John of Jerusalem, of Rhodes and of Malta
- Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant
- Nagorno-Karabakh Republic (Artsakh)
- Donetsk People's Republic
- Irish Republican Army
Full foreign relations
- All New Eiffel Union of Micronations member states
- Kingdom of Baustralia
- Republic of Quebec
- Confederation of Mahuset
- The Somcowian Federation
Cities and territories
New Eiffel is considered a mixed economy. Although being Socialist, the economic system is based upon Capitalism. Corporations make up around seventy to ninety percent of the total economy. This includes film production, clothes, banking, food, therapy and natural resources.
New Eiffel has one of the strongest economies in the micronational world. According to the Economic Potential Index, New Eiffel has a five out of five, with the Economic Potential Index saying "This micronation has serious potential for a strong economy".
Monopoly money is the most traded currency inside New Eiffel. It is treated as the official currency, despite not being official. Monopoly money is used to buy stamps, plushies, clothes, food, and occasionally also used for banking.
Despite Monopoly money being used by almost all of the population, the government is planning on making the Euro the official currency of New Eiffel by 2022.
Cinema in New Eiffel
The film industry is massive, with the total revenue estimated to be at least £2,651.20. The biggest distribution studio is Z&jProductions (63.6%), which is completely dominating the film market. Follwed by Z.S. Movies (13.64%), Ninja Films (9.09%), Zfilms (9.09%), and Farkasok és Szar Studios (4.54%).
All films that are released in New Eiffel are required to receive an age rating/classification. The Official New Eiffel Ratings Board gives film age ratings based on multiple factors (Commonly violence, language, alcohol usage and drug use). A subdivision of ONERB, the New Eiffel Subtitling Company, is responsible for giving films subtitles.
New Eiffel has two cinemas, New Eiffel Cinema and the Gif Movie Theatre. The Gif Movie Theatre is currently being auctioned, whilst New Eiffel Cinema is still in use.
Despite the massive industry, the Gif Movie Theatre filed for bankruptcy, and New Eiffel Cinema is slowly losing money.
Tax avoidance rate used to be around 20 percent, until the government installed tighter security. The Jail-time was also moved from a maximum of 1 month, to a maximum of 5 months for avoiding paying taxes.
Things such as company tax haven’t been implemented in New Eiffel yet. The government announced it would be coming by August of 2019, however after heavy complaints from small business owners they postponed it.
Drawingworse was invented in New Eiffel. Despite it being a famous style, drawingworse is hated by a lot of artists in New Eiffel. Drawingworse is mostly criticised for being random colourful lines and shapes on a paper, and not being actual art. However it has also been praised for it’s unique design and creative heartfelt meanings. Some modern art critics have also called it one of the best modern art styles in recent years.
Music is considered very important by a lot of the New Eiffelic population. The most loved music genres in New Eiffel are Pop, Alternative Rock, EDM, Dubstep, Gamflik, and Classic Rock. One of the most popular songs published in New Eiffel is an EDM song called courage published by the artist DJ Zeddy. Another popular music artist is the Afrikaans artist known as Vickie Bickie. The gamflik artist known as F0rtn1te DumpST3R has also been gaining recent popularity for his first album, F0rtn1te DumpST3R - vol 1. song covers.
One book was published in New Eiffel, with four books currently being written.
Fashion and design
The most common designs for shirts made in New Eiffel are typically company logos or inside jokes only New Eiffel citizens will get. Jeans are also very popular and warn by almost all of the population.
Holidays and celebration
New Eiffel has 17 fixed public holidays excluding bank holidays. The most widely celebrated holiday is Christmas Day and Firework’s Day.
Firework’s Day was inspired by Guy Fawkes, and has been celebrated by an estimated 20 people. Firework’s Day is typically celebrated by watching fireworks go off. The tradition of Firework’s Day started somewhere in 2016, and was later adopted as a national holiday.
Bagels are a very commonly eaten snack. Scones are the national dish of New Eiffel, so it comes to no surprise that they are also commonly eaten. Meat is also a favourite in New Eiffel, with many dishes containing beef and chicken. vegan dishes like vegan burgers are also popular in New Eiffel, even eaten by people who aren't vegans.
Drinks like rooibos tea are also ascended from South African origin.
Typical foods and dishes
- Bagels, Bagel.
- Couscous salad, Couscous with salad.
- French toast, Typical French toast however with slightly different ingredients.
- Manburger or Man-Burger, Beef burger.
- Apple Meaton, Meat with roasted apples and green leaves.
- Scones with butter, jam, and cream, Scones.
- Tea and candy cane dish, 2 candy canes served with Tea. Only served at Smith Restaurant in December.
- Hot chocolate, Hot chocolate.
- Ninja41 Juice, 7 up with ice cubes and blue food colouring.
- Rooibos tea, Rooibos tea.
New Eiffel’s press has noticeable problems. New Eiffel has moderate press censorship, controlled by the government. Some famous news brands include The New Eiffel Times, ZNEWS, Grand Italics, and the New Eiffel Weather Show. All of them aside form the New Eiffel Weather Show have newspapers and are also digital. Whilst The New Eiffel Times and the New Eiffel Weather Show are government-owned, Grand Italics and ZNEWS are both owned independently.
Despacito Radio is a radio station which plays remixes, covers, and parodies of the famous song Despacito by Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee. Despacito Radio is presented by Prince Zed I, who plays the fictional character Malcom Fsh.
The Ministry of Public Tourism is in charge of keeping statistics about the number of tourists that visit New Eiffel each year. New Eiffel has an estimated 935 tourists per year. Most of them come into New Eiffel because of business related reasons. In total, people from over 44 different countries, including Eritrea, South Africa, Burmuda, and China, have visited New Eiffel.
- Parliament Building
- Új Repülő
- New Finland Monument
- New Eiffel School
- New Leeds
- Historic Window
- Regional Art of New Eiffel Museum
- New Eiffel Gardens
- Smith Restaurant
- Storage for You!
- New Eiffel Currency Museum
Every school is required to take a monthly drug test.
The proposed Internet tld is .ef, and the government plans to register it.
New Eiffel has thirteen IPv4 address allocations inside of New Eiffel. All of which are currently in use. All of the population have access to the Internet.
|Available languages for this page: • English|
- In New Eiffel political parties don’t have logos, they have ‘political-flags’, which are similar to logos, but instead they are hang up on polls outside of parliament
- The New Eiffel Archives claims it was estimated to be between 25 to 40 percent, and The Official ZedBank o’ Ex New Finland and New Eiffel estimated it was 50 percent, whilst the government says 20 percent.