Federal Union of Wegmat
Federal Union of Wegmat
Anthem: Never Fall
Wegmat in-provinces located within the Chicago metropolitan area and the out-provinces to the side. Click to expand.
|Largest city||Paradise City|
|Recognised regional languages||Spanish, Finnish, Italian|
|Ethnic groups||White tail deer |
|Demonym(s)||Weg (Official) |
|Government||Semi-presidential parliamentary republic under an asymmetrical federation|
• Prime Minister
|Independence from the United States|
• Kingdom of Ridab
|30 November 2018|
• Kingdom of Wegmat
|4 April 2019|
• Federal Union of Wegmat
|27 August 2020|
|6.2 km2 (2.4 sq mi)|
• Water (%)
|Currency||Weg Gogo |
United States dollar
|Calling code||+1 (708) (In-Provinces) |
+1 (608) (Cenwister)
+1 (906) (New Finland)
+1 (209) (Stanislaus)
|RIS 002 code||WG|
|Internet TLD||.wg (planned)|
The Federal Union of Wegmat, (// ( (listen))) commonly referred to as just Wegmat is a de facto autonomous region that claims to be a sovereign state, commonly known as a micronation. Wegmat is surrounded by Western Chicago and bordered by the United States, the Chaveleir Union, New Macedonia and Rodentia.  Spanning a total of 1,724 acres or 6km², Wegmat consists of 10 provinces, 2 autonomous regions and 6 territories. Multiple species of animals are offered full citizenship including humans, dogs, cats, beavers foxes and deer. Animals obtain this citizenship by either a human caretaker applying it by the Wegmat Government issuing it. The official language of Wegmat is English. Other spoken languages include Finnish, Italian and Spanish.
Wegmat declared independence on 30 November 2018 however the concept had dated as far back as 17 October 2018. The nation only included New Finland and the 1st ward of Two Pine. On 4 April 2019 the nation redrafted the constitution and claimed new territories including Cenwister, Essef and Gliffork. In August of the same year the Weg Parliament Passed the Deer and Other Species Citizenship Status Act greatly expanding Weg Territory and citizenship. In October a conflict began in Bobbygrad to combat the NWR a former domestic terrorist group in Wegmat. In January New Germany was declared as a break away from Wegmat and reunited in October of 2020. In July 2020 the nation received the new territories past 1st Avenue to the Lawrence Line now used for it's natural resources. Wegmat is a Semi-Presidential Federal Republic. The president is elected and may appoint a Prime Minister. The President represents the Weg people and is the head of state. The Prime Minister is the Head of Government and the Head seat in Parliament and the cabinet. Life in Wegmat is like life in the US and Canada as the culture heavily derives from there.
Wegmat is considered to be part of 3 sectors, the MicroWiki Sector, the Des Plaines Valley Sector and the TOES Sector. Wegmat is a member state of the Grand Unified Micronational, Cupertino Alliance, Micronational Olympic Federation and most recently became an observer of the Micronational Assembly.
- 1 Etymology
- 2 History
- 3 Politics and government
- 4 Foreign relations
- 5 Geography
- 6 Culture and demographics
- 7 Economy
- 8 Education
- 9 Infrastructure
- 10 References
Wegmat doesn’t mean anything and is considered a weird name to most in and outside the intermicronational community. It was generated by Cole B. using a random letter generator until it was pronounceable using Latin letters. Similarly, the name Ridab was renamed as it was a letter scramble of the name of the Weg Founding Family. The name was readopted in the April 4 Acts.
According to the designer, the black represents the people of Wegmat at the top of the flag, white represents the dividing line between animals and humans, and blue represents animals who live off of the Des Plaines River. The star in the green circle connects both of the colors of the tri-band. The green represents the environmental mission of Wegmat to protect animal important to the ecosystem. The star represents the north star, which is one of the only visible stars in the Chicagoland Area due to light pollution.
Cole roamed much of his neighborhood, Trailmark, a subdivision in Littleton, Colorado, and designated each trail a specific road number. He also designated his house to its own city and built street signs. When Cole got into the game Minecraft, he created the Republic of Falmont, with him acting as the President. During the same time, in what is now the New German city of Bobbygrad, there was an area known as "the Ally", where fighting occurred over who would be king. Vladimir Baruh, Kaiser of New Germany, would eventually become King of the Ally.
Wegmat was founded on 30 November 2018 under the name Ridab, which was an absolute monarchy and recognized animals as citizens. Its very small constitution was written to designate slight control of the nation to the government. Wegmat was quite inactive until late March 2019, when the Prime Minister, Cole Baird, visited the Conch Republic for spring break. Soon afterwards, he decided to start drafting a new constitution, as well as encouraging other people to become citizens of Wegmat. These events led up to the April 4 Acts, which formally renamed Ridab to Wegmat and overall made the government more democratic.
On 4 April 2019, the Prime Minister's draft of the Constitution was passed by Parliament. Wegmat, which was originally a city-state, annexed the North and South Provinces, which became Essef, Gliffork, New Finland and Cenwister.. Wegmat remained peaceful until a citizen named DJ was exiled out of the country on 6 May, after he threatened someone. DJ would create a Soviet Union-based micronation and declare war on Wegmat, which would eventually end due to the signing of the Treaty of Bobbygrad on 15 May.
That same day, New Asia United declared war on Wegmat for signing the Treaty of Bobbygrad, amongst other reasons. Known as the Shoe War, New Asia United and Wegmat would fight 2 battles(one in Priory National Park and one in Bobbygrad), before New Asia United collapsed on 3 June. In late June, River Forest, the city where Wegmat was mainly located, formed a task force to cull the local population of deer, which would result in the government of Wegmat adopting the Deer and Other Species Citizenship Status Act, which was made to ensure the protection of deer. In addition, Wegmat acquired new territories on 10 August, which included the province of Hilda, named after the late dog of Wegmat's royal family. The acquisition of these territories boosted Wegmat's population to triple digits.
Between September and October of 2019, violence re-erupted in Bobbygrad, with a group known as the New Wegmat Republic trying to take the city of Bobbygrad, which would end with the city descending into civil war.
The reputation of the NWR would decline as Wegmat took the Stevont Pass, located north of Bobbygrad. In addition, most citizens of the NWR defected back to Wegmat and enlisted in the Wegmat Armed Forces. For a while, Parliament struggled to find a new Minister of Defence after the second one resigned, which was resolved when he rejoined the country.
Later on, Bobbygrad would vote to secede from Wegmat as the Empire of New Germany, and declared war on Wegmat, which the Wegmat Foreign Exchange Ministry would ignore. This would result in northwestern Gliffork turning into a warzone and most of Wegmat's non-lethal armed forces defecting to New Germany. Another effect of the civil war would be that the culture of Wegmat's in-provinces would turn into what Wegmat's culture is today. The war would end with the Priory Grasslands being claimed by both New Germany and Wegmat.
After all the controversies surrounding Wegmat, its Prime Minister would push the country more politically left. In March of 2020 Wegmat would shut down due to COVID-19; precautions included travel between the United States and the in-provinces of Wegmat being restricted (unless necessary) and face masks being required in all buildings. These precautions, among others, would result in Wegmat having 0 confirmed cases. In mid-May, Wegmat entered Phase 2 of lockdown.
In May of 2020, Wegmat joined the Des Plaines Union as its third member. By mid-June, Wegmat entered Phase 3, and the Wegmat Territory Expansion Act of 2020 was passed by Parliament, where the Province of Hydrove, the Indians Boundaries Territory and Shiller Territory were added as Wegmat territory to protest potentially dangerous actions to the Des Plaines River, which went into effect on 1 July.
On 26 June workers in Wegmat joined a general strike in Paradise City. The protesters had demands to dissolve the stock exchange and give ownership of the company distributed among the employees. On 27 June almost all large company’s ownership in Wegmat were given to their employees.
Between 12 July and 28 July, the Enviromental Ministry of Wegmat went on an expedition to the American states of Wyoming, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota and Idaho. Leon Montan who is a parliament member attempted a coup as a joke which resulted in the government and people a new constitution and reform the government. The new constitution was ratified in a referendum on 27 October 2020. 2 days earlier the Treaty and Act of New German Reunification was signed which reunited New Germany into Wegmat as an autonomous province.
On 25 November Wegmat elected the first-ever president and on 1 December new parliament members were sworn in, including the president. On 30 November Wegmat celebrated 2 years of existence. On 18 February the Prime Minister mistakenly proposed an unconstitutional motion which later was retracted. However on the 20th during a trip with the Council of State in Devils Hill National Park protests broke out. When counter-protesters arrived it turned into a riot.
Great Des Plaines Valley War
As the political instability finally broke in the Des Plaines Valley Sector the nation of Rodentia was involved in a coup which turned it into an Empire. The same day during the coup Rodentia funded the Sakaki clan to take Bobbygrad. This began a conflict in the region. Wegmat was invaded by Rodentian forces on 7 March 2021. In an large scale invasion by Philmont and Rodentian forces many nations part of the UDCTC joined the war.
Politics and government
Wegmat was formally a Constitutional Monarchy. The parliament was headed by the Wegmat Prime Minister. The Members of Parliament or MPs are elected annually on 14 November via ballots sent out to Citizens. The Prime Minister and Speaker of Parliament were elected every 2 years also on 14 November. The Prime Minister was legally just an adviser to the Queen, who is the official Head of State.
After the ratification of a new constitution Wegmat is now a Semi-presidential Federal Republic. Wegmat’s president is the head of state and commander in chief of Wegmat and may veto acts. The Prime Minister continues their job the same as when Wegmat was a Kingdom.
The Prime Minister is the Minister of the Parliament sometimes referred to as the Prime Ministry. The Prime Minister can write acts and Speaker of Parliament were the only Members of Parliament who can write acts. The President heads Parliament when the Prime Minister can not. The 7 seats all vote on legislation and can all propose acts.
Law and order
The police force is called the Wegmat Authority and are responsible for all of Wegmat’s law enforcement. When a supposed criminal has been arrested they will be taken to court, where they can choose to defend themselves or call an attorney. Anything the suspect says can be used against the suspect during the trial. The punishment for any illegal activity is decided upon by the Wegmat High Judge. Although the Wegmat Authority is part of the Wegmat Ministry of Justice it also is Wegmat’ first responding crew before United States paramedics or fire has gotten to a fire or injury. This duty is only to be used if an Authority officer is nearby. They are not trained to care for serious injuries.
Wegmat has multiple ministries to manage certain parts of Wegmat.
- Prime Ministry
- Ministry of Defense
- Ministry of Justice
- Ministry of Foreign Exchange
- Environmental Ministry
- Ministry of Transportation
- Ministry of Federal Services
- Wegmat Postal Service
- Ministry of Agriculture
- Ministry of Health
- Ministry of Utility
- Wegmat General Broadcaster
- Weg National Bank
Each Province can create a Department for itself. For example, each Province has a Department of Transportation.
The Wegmat Armed Forces or WAF is made up of 3 branches, the Wegmat Marines, Wegmat Air Corp and the Wegmat Navy. Each marine used to have an airsoft gun. The marines also had a tank, made from a go-kart and cardboard, that uses shaken up soda cans as ammo using a slingshot. Later after New Germany was declared the military now mostly consist of Cenwister Military Armory and a few non-lethal and lethal weapons in the in-provinces. Wegmat had three navy vessels, the WNS Gliffork, the WNS Isadora, the WNS Paradise City and the Battleship Finlandia, both armed with a soda can slingshot cannons (SCSSC) as abbreviated by the WAF. The Air Corp has 1 WAC B-1 and 3 WAC A-4’s A B-1 is a “bomber” but has been put in storage. The A-4 is a “fighter” only two are in service and can be deployed. They have been 4 conflicts that Wegmat has been involved in. The Squirrel Tower Offense, the Shoe war, the NWR Conflict and Weg war 1
Political parties in Wegmat for both the Prime Ministry and other ministries are required to hold a political position. They’re 3 major political parties in the Union and used to be 5. The Founders Party is the largest party and holds 4 seats in Weg parliament. The Natetoriam Party used to be larger until the Bobbygrad secession of Wegmat. It is now held by Ben G. the Deer party is almost exclusive to Deer that hold citizenship in Wegmat.
|Party Name||Logo||Political position||Leader||Date of foundation||Seats|
|Founders Party||Far-left||Cole B.||30 November 2018|
|Natetoriam Party||TBD||Centre||Ben G.||May 2019|
|Stanislaus Workers Party||TBD||Left||Leon Montan||July 2020|
|Deer party||Right||Level||August 2019|
As of 12 May 2019, Wegmat had signed the MUSAW Treaty an alliance between nations in the surrounding area. Wegmat was formerly a full member of the Parliamentary Collective of States and a former member of the Union Against Micronational War. Wegmat is a full member of the Grand Unified Micronational, Micronational Olympic Federation, United Defense and Cooperation Treaty Community and the Cupertino Alliance. They are also a member of the Micronational Olympic Federation and participated in the Gymnasium State 2020 Olympics.
|Tüng Empire||August 2019 |
(Closed May 2020)
|Carthian Empire||August 2019|
|Empire of Kapreburg||August 2019 |
(Closed June 2020)
|Socialist Federal Union of Ponderosa Hills||August 2019|
|Empire of Aenopia||September 2019|
|People's Republic of Tesforia||May 2020|
|Unified Royal States of Australis||August 2020|
|Principality of New Eiffel||August 2020 |
(Closed February 2021 at dissolution)
|Republic of Wendatia||September 2020|
Little to no relations
- All member states of the United Nations
- All member states of the Grand Unified Micronational
- All member states of the Cupertino Alliance
- Conch Republic
Wegmat's most populated area is in the Chicagoland area with 6 provinces, 2 autonomous provinces and 4 territories. The Union also has two provinces outside of Illinois, New Finland and Cenwister. Most of Wegmat is flat. Southwestern Essef is made up of a flood plain through the woods and most of Essef and Hilda are wooded forest. Cenwister is made up of hilly fields and woods and New Finland is made up of hilly woods along a lake including an island. The woodlands have a lot of flora throughout the area including many different types of trees such as sycamores, oaks, maples and some but few pines. Most landscaping in Urban Wegmat is artificial. The highest point of elevation in Wegmat is around 800 feet (243 metres) and 690 feet in the Hilda Highlands at Point Foxtrot
|Climate data for Chicago (Midway Airport) South of Wegmat In-provinces, 1981–2010 normals, extremes 1928–present|
|Record high °F (°C)||67
|Average high °F (°C)||31.5
|Daily mean °F (°C)||24.9
|Average low °F (°C)||18.2
|Record low °F (°C)||−25
|Average Precipitation inches (mm)||2.06
|Average Snowfall inches (cm)||11.5
|Average precipitation days (≥ 0.01 in)||10.7||8.8||11.2||11.1||11.4||10.3||9.9||9.0||8.2||10.2||11.2||11.1||123.1|
|Average snowy days (≥ 0.1 in)||8.1||5.5||3.8||0.7||0||0||0||0||0||0.1||1.8||6.7||26.7|
|Source: NOAA |
Subdivisions in Wegmat are called provinces. There are 4 In-Provinces, which are located in the Chicago area, and 2 Out-Provinces, which are located further of off the main part of Wegmat. They’re 3 territories 2 in Chicago and one near New Finland.
|New Finland||New Helsinki||3||2018|
|Alley Autonomous Province||Bobbygrad de jure
Westerwald de facto
Culture and demographics
The main culture comes from Chicago as Wegmat is landlocked by its metro. But Chicagoan culture is very alive. Some people commute from Wegmat to Chicago Every day. Wegs also take day trips to Chicago. Up north in Cenwister culture is farm-like and in New Finland it is Yooper like culture. Throughout Western Wegmat, culture is heavily derived from recreation. Many people in Wegmat sit around and play video games but other cultures are prevalent. Gaming is a prevalent competition in Wegmat with eSports teams. Most media exports that go through Wegmat are video games. Every year a race along highways in the Des Plaines flood land area take place with the final 2-mile race from Fort Jerome to Evansville similar to Kapreburg’s IMASBR bike races.
Most holders of citizenship in Wegmat are by deer, as Wegmat allows animals to obtain citizenship.
|Demographics of Human Wegmat|
|Net migration rate||100%|
|65 and over||4|
|Major ethnic||United States|
|Spoken||English, Finnish, Italian|
Wegmat has 4 holidays that are original to it’s nation and culture.
- Founding Day - 30 November
- Free apple day - 20 October
- Freedom day - the first Monday of September
- Power Day - 4 July
Cuisine and drink
Most of Wegmat's citizens are of Polish or Italian descent. This makes most food Italian or Polish. In some restaurants it’s contemporary American food. While in others or other homes it’s Italian dishes like pasta or salad or even Italian beef from Chicago, others include Polish sausages. The Pfeffer Dish is a vegetable tray with crackers and hummus. 2 drinks were originally made in Wegmat. Weg Soda is carbonated water mixed with juice and sugar and Weg Hot Drink is hot chocolate but melted caramels are put in the drink. Both of these drinks are served in most restaurants around Wegmat. Cranberry Apple Pie or Crapple Pie is a favorite in Wegmat and is baked on special occasions such as Thanksgiving or Christmas.
Weg Architecture varies by region. In Eastern Wegmat prarie school architecture makes up some homes including the city of Xavier. Two Pine follows more traditional Red Brick style. Outside of Urban Wegmat in Western Wegmat architecture is build of wood and dirt, Fort Style with exception to Evansville, Fort Jerome and Prarik.   In New Finland it mixes log cabin and Fort Style. Cenwister has a midwest Farm house style.
Wegmat’s National Sport is whiffle ball and has a league based in Two Pine that was going to open up more locations in 2020 but has not due to the Coronavirus outbreak. WASBR officially started in 2020 but will not allow spectators and will only be on the broadcasted it’s first official season was cancelled. WASBR is similar to IMASBR in nearby Kapreburg but does not go around a circular track but in fact, uses roads to hold it’s events.
Most music comes from the United States and media imports. However one major act comes from Wegmat known as Toad the Coverer with Toad’s Factory. Most of the population of Wegmat listens to classic rock. An other lesser known album called P0rn Add1ct1on has become popular in Wegmat and other micronations related to TOES.
The main export of Wegmat is milk from Cenwister, which is later turned into cheese. Media also gets exported through the “education” channel Wormhole TV. Wegmat has 7 large companies or the Big 7. The largest company in Wegmat is an agriculture company call Fullerton Dairy Service based in Cenwister that makes dairy products. Wegmat’s second-largest company, Lowzboy Industries owns the channel Wormhole TV. Lowzboy makes stuff either fidget toys, infrastructure and food. The second-largest Company called Berry Corp. a farming company, growing and selling most food in Essef and Hilda. Wegmat once had a stock market called the Weg Master Stock Market (WMSM), where almost all businesses were held public for investments.
After the 2020 Paradise City General Strike much of the economy and large businesses became owned by their employees and the Big 7 stock exchange was destroyed by protesters. Since than more private farmers have sprung up. Corporations were culturally de-established after this event. After the Manifest Wegstany Act much of the land that was formally owned by corporations were organized into National Forest and National Grasslands and became owned by the people and anybody could use those natural resource with some regulations.
Agriculture makes up most of the economy. Companies, Fuller Dairy Service and Berry Larry help the economy feed lots of the population. Fuller Dairy Service exports milk to the United States to Richland Center to be turned into cheese.
A majority of the media in Wegmat is made by Lowzboy Industries, which produces entertainment, educational, and music videos. That being said, other smaller Youtube channels also control some of the industry.
Education in Wegmat is provided by River Forest District 90 or OPRF School. Other schools you are able to attend while also being a student at those schools are Universities. The Universities of Wegmat have different courses that are not available at those schools. The University of the Woods and Essef University have classes in survival, construction, technology, cooking, science and memeology.
Wegmat has good infrastructure in the East with completely closed buildings and paved roads however it’s West is made of Fort Style which is not completely stable. Most cities, however, use For Style as it is cheap and easy to use. Some highrises in the West are the most stable Fort Style buildings with the ability to hold multiple floors. Medical and other federal services of Wegmat our minimal to none in the West. First Aid Outposts make up all of Wegmat’s healthcare system with Rush Hospital in the US city of Oak Park being Wegmat’s main large hospital. In the Out-Provinces infrastructure is about the same as Eastern In-provinces however with less Healthcare as they’re in rural areas.
Plumbing and Electricity is provided by ComEd, a US-based company. The Wegmat Environmental Ministry proposed a solar energy plan; however, it was dismissed by the Wegmat Ministry of Utility due to its expense. The reasoning from the Prime Minister was that “Half of Wegmat doesn't use Electricity anyways, we would try too but its expense is too great.”
Wegmat has several freeways and roads that are managed by the Ministry of Transportation. Weg Ways is a project that connects Cities for human travel. Wegmat also has airports for RC Planes and the Canadian National runs through a section of Wegmat. Wegmat Routes connect most of the country with, routes marked on already existing roads and trails.
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