Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland

Empire of the Sanarati Republics Gujarati: સનરાતં
Flag Flag Coat of arms Coat of arms
Motto: विजयस्य शब्दः श्रूयते ! (Sanskrit: The sound of victory shall be heard!)
Anthem:  Land of a Glorious People Army March Imperial Army March
Left: Controlled territory Right: Claimed but uncontrolled territory
Capital	Saraseubad
Largest city	Wooleytown
Official languages	English, Gujarati, Excitementorian, Sanskrit
Demonym(s)	Timonoucitian, Sanarati
Government	Constitutional Heriditary Monarchy and Parliamentary Semi-Democracy
• Great Emperor	Eshaan I
• Prime Minister	Sohan Mulay
• Army Chief	VACANT
Establishment	28 September 2019
Area
• Total	0.025 km2 (0.0097 sq mi)
Population
• 2023 census	10
• Density	400/km2 (1,036.0/sq mi)
Currency	Timonoucitian Naahse Cubian Cubecoin (unofficial) Indian Rupee (unofficial) US Dollar (unofficial)
Time zone	UTC-6:00 (June-July) (DRT) UTC-5:00 (April-May and August-October) UTC-4:00 (February-April and October-November) (DST) UTC-3:00 (November-February) (eDST
Website Official site
Preceded by Republic of SEnteral Excitement
This nation is attempting to join the North Atlantic Diplomatic Union This nation is a member of the Assembly of Micronations Against Communism This nation is a member of the Union Against Micronational War

The Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland, also known also as Timonoucitiland or the Timonoucite Empire, is a sovereign political entity located in North America completely surrounded by the United States that claims to have status as a microstate.

Timonoucitiland's official religion is hindusism, practiced by most of the population as of the 2023 census which happened in December 2022.

Timonoucitiland worked on diplomatic relations with the Republic of Cubia, until its dissolution in June 2021. This led to the Democratic Party of Cubia recognising the Timonoucitiland as an independent nation-state. Timonoucitiland is also a member of the Assembly of Micronations Against Communism and the Union Against Micronational War, and are waiting for approval to join the Grand Unified Micronational.

The head-of-state of Timonoucitiland is Emperor Eshaan I, who has recieved significant criticism for appointing Sohan Mulay, the prime minister due to his initial involvement in the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS. Eshaan I is part of the imperial family of Timonoucitiland and his heir will be his younger brother if or until he marries and gets or adopts a son for himself.

Etymology

The name Timonoucitiland originates from the older name Timonocite Empire, which in turn originates from the names of the original two nations (SEnteral Excitement and Timo) which were banded together. The origin of both of these names is unknown and/or forgotten, as all papers with evidence before the Timonoucitian First Civil War were destroyed by custodians at the beginning of

The leaders, in the Treaty of Nate City, declared that the new country would be named the Timonocite Empire. In November 2020, the name was "britified" by changing the name from Timonocite Empire to the Timonoucite Empire. Most dictionaries do not display britified as a word, however, the emperor claims that it means "to change an American English word to a word in British English". For formality, the name was changed to "Sanarat", but to modernise it, in July 2021, the name of the nation was finally changed to Timonoucitiland. The demonym was also changed back.

In late August 2021, Emperor Eshaan I removed all references to Timonoucitiland being an empire in official documents, and changed the official name of the nation to the Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland.

Timonoucitian name changes

Name	Official Name	Date
SEnteral Excitement	Centre of North American Excitement	28 September 2019
SEnteral Excitement/Timo	Centre of North American Excitement	4 October 2019
SEnteral Excitement/Timo	The Democratic Principality and Emperor-run Republic of the Centre of North American Excitement	26 January 2020
Timonocite Empire	The Democratic Principality and Emperor-run Republic of the Timonocitian Centre of North American Excitement	10 February 2020
Timonoucite Empire	Empire of Sanarati Republics	30 November 2020
Sanarati Empire	Empire of Sanarati Republics	31 May 2021
Timonoucite Empire	Empire of Sanarati Republics	2 June 2021
Sanarat	Empire of Sanarati Republics	20 June 2021
Timonoucitiland	Empire of Sanarati Republics	13 July 2021
Timonoucitiland/IRT	Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland	28 August 2021
Timonoucitiland/USGDT	Union of the Great Sovereign Duchies of Timonoucitiland	29 January 2022
Timonoucitiland/USTD	Union of Sovereign Timonoucitian Duchies	30 January 2022
Timonoucitiland	Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland	15 May 2022

History

Map of the Timonoucitiland in February 2020, after the Timonoucitian Civil War.

Establishment

Timonoucitiland was initially established as the Republic of SEnteral Excitement on 28 September 2022. Days later, before the government had entirely formed, on 4 October 2019, the Timonian Republic had declared independence as a nanonation. This civil war known as the Timonoucitian Cold Civil War erupted with many arguments, and Timo "stole many citizens from SEnteral Excitement".

Cold Civil war

Main article: Timonoucitian Civil War

The civil war began with the disestablishment of the Timo Party of SEnteral Excitement on 6 October 2019, which already had hoped for Timonian independence since the Timonoucitian founding. The next day, a border dispute had emerged. Timo had claimed all land controlled by SEnteral Excitement. However, possibly as a revenge to Timo claiming their territory, SEnteral Excitement chose to claim all Timonian territory.

There were multiple proposals for a united country that sprung up before February 2020. SEnteral Excitement wanted 3 constituent countries (with SEnteral Excitement replacing the old Shreeland, Saraseubad replacing the old Eshaanland, and Timo replacing the old Pravarland). However, Timo preferred that SEnteral Excitement become a part of Timo and further land be claimed around the original territory.

Eventually, Emperor Eshaan I authored a treaty known as the Treaty of Nate City. This was signed by both sides and resulted in a) the division of Nate City, b) the recognition of SEnteral Excitement by Timo, c) the recognition of Timo by SEnteral Excitement, and d) the incorporation of Timo and SEnteral Excitement as equipowerful constituent political entities within a new nation called the Timonocite Empire.

According to government-sponsored sources began on 4 October 2019 and officially ended on 20 February 2020.

Second Civil war

Main article: Timonoucitian Second Civil War

The Second Civil war began with the declaration of independence of the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS. This was mistakenly seen as a rebellion by Timonoucitiland, which promptly invaded. Timonoucitiland apologised a few months later on 10 December 2022. Vijay Chandrasekhar, a once-prominent member of AAAWWUBBIS, chose to accept the apology as if it were a treaty and re-joined Timonoucitiland almost a year after the civil war.

Politics and government

Main article: Politics of Timonoucitiland

Law and order

Main article: TEPAJA

In the past, TEPAJA, which included the police, kept check of the law and order of Timonoucitiland.

Later, this job was abolished and replaced with the supreme court.

Timonoucitiland currently decides laws by a vote taken in parliament. If the vote comes with over 40% of the vote voting in favour of the law, it becomes official. (if 50% or more vote against, then it is not a law) Only the emperor, dukes, and prime minister have the ability to suggest new laws; ones made by the general public must be approved by one of the aboveformentioned people.

Currently, alchohol and smoking are illegal.

Economy

Main article: Timonoucitian Naahse

Timonoucitiland's economy is based on the Naahse, the sole official currency. However, most businesses, including the largest, Aeonic, also accept US Dollars.

The main bank is the TIB. Little buying or selling of goods takes place in Timonoucitiland, and even bartering is more common than using USD, thus making it impossible to calculate a gross domestic product.

Foreign relations

Timonoucitiland is seldom recognised by no macronations outside its legislature. However, it was recognised by the Democratic Party of Cubia in Cubia.

Hostilities	Recognised by	Recognises	Does not recognise
AAAWWUBBIS	Cubia (formerly by DPC and Gamer Time, defunct)	Sealand Austenasia Taiwan South Ossetia Abkhazia Artsakh Transnistria Somaliland Republic of China Luhansk People's Republic Donetsk People's Republic	United States Pakistan Kosovo People's Republic of China North Korea Ukraine (illegal departure from Russia)

Cubia gained recognition in late September 2020, after the Timonoucitiland asked Great Leader Llanfairpwllgwyngyll to join the Timonoucitiland. A few months later, they had declared independence from the UK and refused to join the Timonoucitiland. Timonoucitiland claimed the area until they were convinced to recognise Cubia. In June 2020, Cubia silently dissolved, ending Timonoucitian recognition.

Alliances

Timonoucitiland is a member of the Assembly of Micronations Against Communism and the Union Against Micronational War.

Assembly of Micronations Against Communism

In AMAC, the empire rose to one of the three head statuses (the others with the Republic of Dayane and the United Holy Kingdom of Beaulosagñe and the Knight's Templar of the Holy Grail).

Subdivisions

Main article: Subdivisions of Timonoucitiland

Timonoucitiland is divided up into districts, duchies, military locations and territories. In total, there are exactly 7 first-level administrative divisions of the nation, some of which overlap each other. Timonoucitiland entirely consists of residential property, all of which is in the form of disconnected single-family homes fully surrounded by the United States. Due to this nature, most of the subdivisions are non-contiguous with each other, however, they all are located very near to each other.

Land, citizens and population often overlap between multiple subdivisions. Voting may only be done through one of the subdivisions one is a citizen of.

Flag	Arms	Map	Name	Population	Ruler
Districts
	N/A		District of Eshaanland	7 (total) 5 (citizens)	Count HIM Great Emperor Eshaan I
N/A	N/A		District of Shreeland	4 (total) 1 (citizens)	Count His Excellency Shree Avhad
Duchies
			Grand Duchy of Timo	7 (total) 2 (citizens)	Duke Pravar Gollamudi
			Great Holy Duchy of Ahvadis	6 (total) 1 (citizens)	Duke His Excellency Shree Avhad
Cities
N/A	N/A		Chandras	1	Governor Vijay Chandrasekhar
	N/A		Sharaceubad	20 (total) 3 (citizens)	Mayor Eshaan I
Territories
	N/A		Crine Territory	4 (total) 2 (citizens)
	N/A		Cupertino Territory	5 (total) 2 (citizens)

Culture and Media

Timonoucitiland currently has no news reporting services, but if they were made, they would be wholly controlled by the government.

Bans placed on cultural items

On 18 November 2021, Emperor Eshaan I announced a ban of the Comic Sans font from being used in any case, whether formal or informal.

In addition to this, on 11 December 2022, he ratified the bill to outright ban TikTok from the entire nation. In parliament, the vote received an overwhelming majority with a 100:0 vote, with 0% choosing to veto it and 0% choosing not to do anything.

Weather

The weather in Timonoucitiland is the same as Marlboro Township, New Jersey because it is entirely surrounded by it.

Climate data for Sharaceubad, Timonoucitiland, 1991–2020 normals, extremes 1893–present
Month	Jan	Feb	Mar	Apr	May	Jun	Jul	Aug	Sep	Oct	Nov	Dec	Year
Record high °F (°C)	73 (22.8)	79 (26.1)	87 (30.6)	95 (35)	96 (35.6)	100 (37.8)	106 (41.1)	102 (38.9)	99 (37.2)	95 (35)	83 (28.3)	76 (24.4)	106 (41.1)
Average high °F (°C)	41.7 (5.39)	44.4 (6.89)	51.4 (10.78)	63.0 (17.22)	72.0 (22.22)	81.1 (27.28)	86.5 (30.28)	84.6 (29.22)	78.1 (25.61)	66.6 (19.22)	56.2 (13.44)	46.7 (8.17)	64.4 (18)
Daily mean °F (°C)	32.3 (0.17)	34.7 (1.5)	41.4 (5.22)	52.1 (11.17)	61.3 (16.28)	70.6 (21.44)	76.0 (24.44)	74.0 (23.33)	67.1 (19.5)	55.5 (13.06)	45.9 (7.72)	37.4 (3)	54.0 (12.22)
Average low °F (°C)	22.9 (-5.06)	25.0 (-3.89)	31.3 (-0.39)	41.2 (5.11)	50.6 (10.33)	60.1 (15.61)	65.5 (18.61)	63.4 (17.44)	56.1 (13.39)	44.3 (6.83)	35.7 (2.06)	28.0 (-2.22)	43.7 (6.5)
Record low °F (°C)	−14 (-25.6)	−20 (-28.9)	-2 (-18.9)	17 (-8.3)	28 (-2.2)	35 (1.7)	42 (5.6)	41 (5)	32 (0)	20 (-6.7)	7 (-13.9)	−5 (-20.6)	−20 (−28.9)
Average Precipitation inches (mm)	3.87 (98.3)	3.10 (78.7)	4.20 (106.7)	3.83 (97.3)	3.81 (96.8)	4.44 (112.8)	4.65 (118.1)	4.13 (104.9)	4.19 (106.4)	4.13 (104.9)	3.54 (89.9)	4.68 (118.9)	48.57 (1,233.7)
Average Snowfall inches (cm)	5.4 (13.7)	6.3 (16)	2.4 (6.1)	0.4 (1)	0 (0)	0 (0)	0 (0)	0 (0)	0 (0)	0 (0)	trace	4.1 (10.4)
Average precipitation days (≥ 0.01 in)	10.7	9.2	9.9	11.6	12.5	11.8	9.8	10.7	9.1	10.2	9.4	10.1	125.0
Average snowy days (≥ 0.01 in)	2	2	1	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	1	6
Source: NOAA

See also

• Republic of SEnteral Excitement
• Timonian Republic
• Treaty of Nate City
• Grand Duchy of Timo
• Subdivisions of Timonoucitiland

External links

• Timonoucitiland YouTube Channel
• Word document explaining the subdivisions
• Official website