Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland

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Empire of the Sanarati Republics
Gujarati: સનરાતં
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Coat of arms
Coat of arms
Motto: विजयस्य शब्दः श्रूयते ! (Sanskrit: The sound of victory shall be heard!)
Anthem: 
Blood and Truth

Army March


Imperial Army March
Timonocitian Terrirotial Claims
Left: Controlled territory
Right: Claimed but uncontrolled territory
CapitalSaraseubad
Largest cityWooleytown
Official languagesEnglish, Gujarati, Excitementorian, Sanskrit
Demonym(s)Timonoucitian, Sanarati
GovernmentConstitutional Heriditary Monarchy and Parliamentary Semi-Democracy
Eshaan I
• Prime Minister
Sohan Mulay
• Army Chief
VACANT
LegislatureParliament of Timonoucitiland
Establishment28 September 2019
Area
• Total
0.025 km2 (0.0097 sq mi)
Population
• 2023 census
14
• Density
400/km2 (1,036.0/sq mi)
CurrencyTimonoucitiland Timonoucitian Naahse

Republic of Cubia Cubian Cubecoin (unofficial)
w:India Indian Rupee (unofficial)

w:United States US Dollar (unofficial)
Time zoneUTC-6:00 (June–July) (DRT)

UTC-5:00 (April–May and August–October)
UTC-4:00 (February–April and October–November) (DST)

UTC-3:00 (November–February) (eDST
Preceded by
Republic of SEnteral Excitement
This nation is attempting to join the North Atlantic Diplomatic Union


This nation is a member of the Assembly of Micronations Against Communism


This nation is a member of the Union Against Micronational War

The Imperial Conservative States of America, nicknamed Nefaria, Timonoucitiland, the ICSA and the Timonoucite Empire,[a] is a micronation in North America claiming control over all lands controlled by the United States of America. It claims to be the sole legitimate state of America.

Timonoucitiland's official religion is hindusism, practiced by most of the population as of the 2023 census which happened in December 2022.

Timonoucitiland worked on diplomatic relations with the Republic of Cubia, until its dissolution in June 2021. This led to the Democratic Party of Cubia recognising the Timonoucitiland as an independent nation-state. Timonoucitiland is also a member of the Assembly of Micronations Against Communism and the Union Against Micronational War.

The head-of-state of Timonoucitiland is Emperor Eshaan I, who has recieved significant criticism for appointing Sohan Mulay, the prime minister due to his initial involvement in the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS. Eshaan I is part of the imperial family of Timonoucitiland and his heir will be his son Vijay Chandrasekhar, who the leader jokingly and falsely once claimed is "[his] biological son with ChatGPT", and this has been denied by Chandrasekhar himself, for artificial intelligences are not yet known to reproduce.

Etymology

The original name Timonoucitiland originates from the older name Timonocite Empire, which in turn originates from the names of the original two nations (SEnteral Excitement and Timo) which were banded together. The origin of both of these names is unknown and/or forgotten, as all papers with evidence before the Timonoucitian First Civil War were destroyed by custodians at the beginning of the coronavirus pandemic.

The leaders, in the Treaty of Nate City, declared that the new country would be named the Timonocite Empire. In November 2020, the name was "britified" by changing the name from Timonocite Empire to the Timonoucite Empire. Most dictionaries do not display britified as a word, however, the emperor claims that it means "to change an American English word to a word in British English". For formality, the name was changed to "Sanarat", but to modernise it, in July 2021, the name of the nation was finally changed to Timonoucitiland. The demonym was also changed back.

In late August 2021, Emperor Eshaan I removed all references to Timonoucitiland being an empire in official documents, and changed the official name of the nation to the Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland. By 25 February 2023, all references to Timonoucitiland being a nation were removed, with the disbanding of the government. They ended recognition of themselves as a country on 11 March 2023.

Timonoucitian name changes
Name Official Name Date
SEnteral Excitement Centre of North American Excitement 28 September 2019
SEnteral Excitement/Timo Centre of North American Excitement 4 October 2019
SEnteral Excitement/Timo The Democratic Principality and Emperor-run Republic of the Centre of North American Excitement 26 January 2020
Timonocite Empire The Democratic Principality and Emperor-run Republic of the Timonocitian Centre of North American Excitement 10 February 2020
Timonoucite Empire Empire of Sanarati Republics 30 November 2020
Sanarati Empire Empire of Sanarati Republics 31 May 2021
Timonoucite Empire Empire of Sanarati Republics 2 June 2021
Sanarat Empire of Sanarati Republics 20 June 2021
Timonoucitiland Empire of Sanarati Republics 13 July 2021
Timonoucitiland/IRT Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland 28 August 2021
Timonoucitiland/USGDT Union of the Great Sovereign Duchies of Timonoucitiland 29 January 2022
Timonoucitiland/USTD Union of Sovereign Timonoucitian Duchies 30 January 2022
Timonoucitiland Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland 15 May 2022
Timonoucitiland Timonoucitian Reich 25 February 2023
Timonoucitiland Grand State of Timonoucitiland 11 March 2023
America/Nefaria/ICSA Imperial Conservative States of America 1 September 2023

History

Map of the Timonoucitiland in February 2020, after the Timonoucitian Civil War.

Establishment

Timonoucitiland was initially established as the Republic of SEnteral Excitement on 28 September 2022. Days later, before the government had entirely formed, on 4 October 2019, the Timonian Republic had declared independence as a nanonation. This civil war known as the Timonoucitian Cold Civil War erupted with many arguments, and Timo "stole many citizens from SEnteral Excitement".

Cold Civil war

The civil war began with the disestablishment of the Timo Party of SEnteral Excitement on 6 October 2019, which already had hoped for Timonian independence since the Timonoucitian founding. The next day, a border dispute had emerged. Timo had claimed all land controlled by SEnteral Excitement. However, possibly as a revenge to Timo claiming their territory, SEnteral Excitement chose to claim all Timonian territory.

There were multiple proposals for a united country that sprung up before February 2020. SEnteral Excitement wanted 3 constituent countries (with SEnteral Excitement replacing the old Shreeland, Saraseubad replacing the old Eshaanland, and Timo replacing the old Pravarland). However, Timo preferred that SEnteral Excitement become a part of Timo and further land be claimed around the original territory.

Eventually, Emperor Eshaan I authored a treaty known as the Treaty of Nate City. This was signed by both sides and resulted in a) the division of Nate City, b) the recognition of SEnteral Excitement by Timo, c) the recognition of Timo by SEnteral Excitement, and d) the incorporation of Timo and SEnteral Excitement as equipowerful constituent political entities within a new nation called the Timonocite Empire.

According to government-sponsored sources began on 4 October 2019 and officially ended on 10 February 2020.[1]

Second Civil war

The Second Civil war began with the declaration of independence of the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS. This was mistakenly seen as a rebellion by Timonoucitiland, which promptly invaded. Timonoucitiland apologised a few months later on 10 December 2022.[2] Vijay Chandrasekhar, a once-prominent member of AAAWWUBBIS, chose to accept the apology as if it were a treaty and re-joined Timonoucitiland almost a year after the civil war, which had been stagnant for 5 months at this point. Most ex-citizens in high positions in AAAWWUBBIS on the Google Chat group also accepted. However, due to unrelated reasons, Eshaan I was later kicked from the group mistakenly due to racism, and this was found to be a misunderstanding. Even so, Eshaan I has chosen to not rejoin the group nevertheless.

Politics and government

Law and order

In the past, TEPAJA, which included the police, kept check of the law and order of Timonoucitiland. Later, this job was abolished and replaced with the supreme court.

TEPAJA was abolished on 1 September 2023. In its place, the Imperial Force for Intelligence (IFI) was founded on 31 August 2023.

Currently, alchohol and smoking are illegal. Cannabis has always been illegal, and the emperor proclaims that abortion will never be legal.

Economy

The economy of Timonoucitiland was based on the Naahse, the sole official currency. However, most businesses, including the largest, Aeonic, also accept US Dollars.

The main bank is the TIB, or the Timonoucitian Imperial Bank.[3] Little buying or selling of goods takes place in Timonoucitiland, and even bartering is more common than using USD, thus making it very difficult impossible to calculate a gross domestic product.

Taxes are collected by the Imperial Tax Agency (ITA). America has some of the highest tax rates in the world, however, these are completely optional.

Foreign relations

Timonoucitiland is seldom recognised by micronation, and is not recognised by any macronations outside its legislature. However, it was recognised by the Democratic Party of Cubia in Cubia until its subsequent dissolution in June 2020 due to its status as a joke state.

Hostilities Recognised by Recognises Does not recognise
AAAWWUBBIS  Cubia (formerly by DPC and Gamer Time, defunct) SealandSealand

AustenasiaAustenasia

w:TaiwanTaiwan

w:South OssetiaSouth Ossetia

w:AbkhaziaAbkhazia

 Artsakh

 Transnistria

 Somaliland

w:TaiwanRepublic of China

 Luhansk People's Republic

 Donetsk People's Republic

w:United StatesUnited States

w:PakistanPakistan and Bangladesh (illegal departure from India)

 Kosovo

w:ChinaPeople's Republic of China

 North Korea

 South Korea

 Ukraine

and other post-soviet states

Cubia gained recognition in late September 2020, after the Timonoucitiland asked Great Leader Llanfairpwllgwyngyll to join the Timonoucitiland. A few months later, they had declared independence from the UK and refused to join the Timonoucitiland. Timonoucitiland claimed the area until they were convinced to recognise Cubia.[4] In June 2020, Cubia silently dissolved, ending Timonoucitian recognition.

Alliances

Timonoucitiland is a member of the Assembly of Micronations Against Communism and the Union Against Micronational War.

Assembly of Micronations Against Communism

In AMAC, the empire rose to one of the three head statuses (the others with the Republic of Dayane and the United Holy Kingdom of Beaulosagñe and the Knight's Templar of the Holy Grail).

Grand Unified Micronational

Emperor Eshaan I has previously expressed interest in joining the Grand Unified Micronational. As of 1 September 2023, however, no application has been sent.

Subdivisions

Timonoucitiland is divided up into districts, duchies, military locations and territories. In total, there are exactly 7 first-level administrative divisions of the nation, some of which overlap each other. Timonoucitiland entirely consists of residential property, all of which is in the form of disconnected single-family homes fully surrounded by the United States. Due to this nature, most of the subdivisions are non-contiguous with each other, however, they all are located very near to each other.

Land, citizens and population often overlap between multiple subdivisions. Voting may only be done through one of the subdivisions one is a citizen of.

Flag Arms Map Name Population Ruler Sovereignty
Districts
N/A District of Eshaanland 7 (total)

2 (citizens)

Count

HIM Great Emperor Eshaan I

Administered as part of Timo
Duchies
Grand Duchy of Timo 7 (total)

2 (citizens)

Duke

Pravar Gollamudi

Full sovereignty and autonomy
Great Holy Duchy of Ahvadis 6 (total)

1 (citizens)

Duke

His Excellency Shree Avhad

Cities
N/A N/A Chandras 4 (total)

1 (citizens)

Governor

Vijay Chandrasekhar

Full sovereignty and autonomy
N/A Sharaceubad 20 (total)

3 (citizens)

Mayor

Eshaan I

Divided between Timo and Ahvadis
Provinces
N/A N/A New Jersey PrinceDeven Bhargav Patel
N/A California 5 (total)

2 (citizens)

Inactive government
Timonoucitiland also claims all the other states of America, plus separately Puerto Rico and the New York City metropolitan area as states, but has no governance over them.

Culture and Media

Timonoucitiland currently has no news reporting services, but if they were made, they would be wholly controlled by the government.

Bans placed on cultural items

On 18 November 2021, Emperor Eshaan I announced a ban of the Comic Sans MS font from being used in any case, whether formal or informal.

In addition to this, on 11 December 2022, he ratified the bill to outright ban TikTok from the entire nation. In parliament, the vote was approved unanimously by all members of the legislature.

Currently, the ICSA retains a ban on homosexual marriage and relationships, and on the LGBTQIA+ community in general.

Weather

The weather in Timonoucitiland is the same as Marlboro Township, New Jersey in the United States as it is entirely surrounded by it. However, Timonoucitiland used the Rankine temperature scale in official documents.

Climate data for Sharaceubad, Timonoucitiland, 1991–2020 normals, extremes 1893–present
Month Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Year
Record high °F (°C) 73
(22.8)
79
(26.1)
87
(30.6)
95
(35)
96
(35.6)
100
(37.8)
106
(41.1)
102
(38.9)
99
(37.2)
95
(35)
83
(28.3)
76
(24.4)
106
(41.1)
Average high °F (°C) 41.7
(5.39)
44.4
(6.89)
51.4
(10.78)
63.0
(17.22)
72.0
(22.22)
81.1
(27.28)
86.5
(30.28)
84.6
(29.22)
78.1
(25.61)
66.6
(19.22)
56.2
(13.44)
46.7
(8.17)
64.4
(18)
Daily mean °F (°C) 32.3
(0.17)
34.7
(1.5)
41.4
(5.22)
52.1
(11.17)
61.3
(16.28)
70.6
(21.44)
76.0
(24.44)
74.0
(23.33)
67.1
(19.5)
55.5
(13.06)
45.9
(7.72)
37.4
(3)
54.0
(12.22)
Average low °F (°C) 22.9
(-5.06)
25.0
(-3.89)
31.3
(-0.39)
41.2
(5.11)
50.6
(10.33)
60.1
(15.61)
65.5
(18.61)
63.4
(17.44)
56.1
(13.39)
44.3
(6.83)
35.7
(2.06)
28.0
(-2.22)
43.7
(6.5)
Record low °F (°C) −14
(-25.6)
−20
(-28.9)
-2
(-18.9)
17
(-8.3)
28
(-2.2)
35
(1.7)
42
(5.6)
41
(5)
32
(0)
20
(-6.7)
7
(-13.9)
−5
(-20.6)
−20
(−28.9)
Average Precipitation inches (mm) 3.87
(98.3)
3.10
(78.7)
4.20
(106.7)
3.83
(97.3)
3.81
(96.8)
4.44
(112.8)
4.65
(118.1)
4.13
(104.9)
4.19
(106.4)
4.13
(104.9)
3.54
(89.9)
4.68
(118.9)
48.57
(1,233.7)
Average Snowfall inches (cm) 5.4
(13.7)
6.3
(16)
2.4
(6.1)
0.4
(1)
0
(0)
0
(0)
0
(0)
0
(0)
0
(0)
0
(0)
trace 4.1
(10.4)
Average precipitation days (≥ 0.01 in) 10.7 9.2 9.9 11.6 12.5 11.8 9.8 10.7 9.1 10.2 9.4 10.1 125.0
Average snowy days (≥ 0.01 in) 2 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 6
Source: NOAA[5]

See also

External links


Notes


  1. The old name, which was retired from government use in July 2021, is still sometimes used by novice members of the population.

References

  1. Patel, Eshaan Bhargav. “Civil Wars.” Timonoucitiland Wiki, 12 Dec. 2022, https://timonocite.miraheze.org/wiki/Civil_War. Accessed 12 Dec. 2022.
  2. Patel, Eshaan Bhargav, emperor of Timonoucitiland. “Apologies to the Citizens of the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS.” Timonoucitiland Wiki, 12 Dec. 2022, https://timonocite.miraheze.org/wiki/Apologies_to_the_citizens_of_the_United_Kingdom_of_AAAWWUBBIS_and_FANBOYS. Accessed 12 Dec. 2022.
  3. “Homepage.” Timonoucitian Imperial Bank, 2020, https://tib.ebp11.repl.co. Accessed 11 Dec. 2022.
  4. “After a Long State of Inactivity, Could Cubia Finally Make Contact With Another Nation?” Cubia Global News, 8 July 2020, cubiaglobalnews.wordpress.com/2020/07/08/after-really-a-really-long-state-of-inactivity-could-cubia-make-contact-with-another-nation. Accessed 12 Dec. 2022.
  5. "National Weather Service Forecast Office". Retrieved October 19, 2021.