Timonoucitian Second Civil War

Timonocitian Second Civil War War Against AAAWWUBBIS
Date 30 January 2022 - mid-June 2022 Location Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland Status Unofficial Timonoucitian victory
Belligerents
Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland	United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS
Commanders and leaders
Great Emperor Eshaan I	Vijay Chandrasekhar
Strength
~5	~50
Casualties and losses
none	Defamation of citizens

The Timonoucitian Second Civil War was a civil war which took place starting on 30 January 2022 and ended during Q2 June 2022. It was fought between the Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland and the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS.

History

Timeline of the Timonoucitian Second Civil War

Time Period	Q4 January	Q1 February	Q2 February	Q3 February	Q4 February	Q1 March	Q3 March	Summer 2022	Q1 September
Day (if applicable)	30/1/22
Event	AAAWWUBBIS declared independence.	AAAWWUBBIS manages to attract tonnes of citizens	Timonoucitiland invades AAAWWUBBIS successfully.	Force surrendrance messages coming to both sides.	AAAWWUBBIS manages to get hold of a whopping 50 citizens.	An armywoman in AAAWWUBBIS attempts to strangle Eshaan I, but fails and is caught.	A friend of the armywoman starts the Second AAAWWUBBian Empire.		No activity left in SAE. Disbanded for good.
Land	Land of former Timonoucitian citizen's houses is used.		3/8 of AAAWWUBBIS is taken over.	Timonoucitiland manages to occupy more than half of AAAWWUBBIS.		School forced AAAWWUBBIS to surrender all government and land.		Battle of Sharaceubad: AAWWUBBIS takes over District of Shreeland
Victory	AAAWWUBBIS	AAAWWUBBIS	Timonoucitiland	Timonoucitiland	AAAWWUBBIS	Timonoucitiland	AAAWWUBBIS		Timonoucitiland

Battles

Unlike the first civil war, the War Against AAAWWUBBIS was not a cold civil war and included physical battles. However, there were no injuries.

Battle timeline

Battle	First Battle of FANBOYS	Second Battle of FANBOYS	Battle of Monmouth	Battle of Sharaceubad
Agressor	AAAWWUBBIS	Timonoucitiland	AAAWWUBBIS	AAAWWUBBIS
Defender	Timonoucitiland	AAAWWUBBIS	Timonoucitiland	Timonoucitiland
Result	AAAWWUBBIan victory	AAAWWUBBian victory	Timonoucitian victory	Timonoucitian victory(?)
Time Period	Q4 January-Q2 February	Q2-Q3 February	Q1 March	Summer 2022

First Battle of FANBOYS

The First Battle of FANBOYS was a mostly cold battle, and involved tonnes of arguing, possibly more than found in the entire first civil war. It begun on 30 January 2022 and ended on 11 February 2022.

Second Battle of FANBOYS

The Second Battle of FANBOYS took place in a classroom in a middle school. AAAWWUBBIS claimed most of the desks, and rulers were used to slap desks to claim for the nation. It ultimately wound up getting teacher attention: since the teacher was a ceremonial AAAWWUBBIan citizen, Timonoucitiland voluntarily retreated in fear of getting a lunch detention or possibly a Saturday School.

Battle of Monmouth

The Battle of Monmouth was another battle that took place inside the middle school. It took place along a matted wall in the school's main gym, when an armywoman claiming to be a black belt in karate almost strangled the emperor. Thankfully, the Emperor made a weak block and the armywoman surrendered. TEPAJA has come to a conclusion that the armywoman was in fact not a black belt but a noob at karate to begin with.

Later that day, the incident was reported by the Emperor to Student Services, which in the school specialises in student discipline, counselling, etcetera. The counsellor replied that action would be taken in the form of a disbanding of the opposing nation and a big warning to its citizens. The action was taken, and the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS was no more. However, a female citizen decided to re-form AAAWWUBBIS with all the same stuff as before. However, this attracted little to no attention and the number of citizens plummeted, however, the old citizens still did their jobs, worked for the University of AAAWWUBBIS, and supported their old nation even while legally a nonentity there.

Battle of Sharaceubad

The Battle of Sharaceubad was the last battle of the war. It took place within the District of Shreeland when Vijay Chandrasekhar entered for a pool party which Shreekrishna Vasant Avhad had invited him for. There have been disputes going on about whether the Emperor pulled everbody's pants down, however, this is not true. He did attempt to pull down the pants of two people, however, but he has vowed to never do it again and has apologised to the others at the party, which do not accept the apology and try to spread rumours of the Emperor panting Pravar Gollamudi, though both have said that this event never happened and that Gollamudi's pants just fell off because they weren't tight enough and that the Emperor was on the other side of the pool. However, there were later attempts during a second party to repeatedly smack Eshaan I with a pool noodle, which has been denied by the others at the second party. This was blamed on the false belief of Eshaan I pulling down every single pant in visibility.

By September 2022, nobody was mentioning anything about AAAWWUBBIS and all stated it was disbanded long ago. This leads to AAAWWUBBIS believing the battle result to be a victoriless battle and the Timonoucitian belief that it was a Timonoucitian victory.