Eshaan Bhargav Patel

Eshaan Bhargav Patel, also known by his short title of Great Emperor Eshaan I, is the Great Emperor of the Timonoucitiland, and the founder of it along with the Republic of SEnteral Excitement, which was later disbanded at the end of the First Timonoucitian Civil War. He was the appointer all three of the prime ministers that have come and gone during his reign. He was also the disestablisher of his nation, for it had long become inactive by that point. He is a devout Hindu devotee and is Gujarati in ethnicity. He continues to hold

Eshaan Bhargav Patel
His Imperial Majesty of the Oligarchic State of New America and the New World Order and all of its Possessed Lands, Great Emperor Eshaan I
Great Emperor of the Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland
Reign	10 February 2020 – (4 years, 9 months and 23 days)
Predecessor	Office established
Prime Minister	Daniel McGrath (unknown – 27 January 2022) Balram Rajesh Patil (28 January 2022 – 22 March 2022) Arjun Tilak (23 March 2022 – 25 February 2023)
President of SEnteral Excitement
Reign	28 September 2019 – 10 February 2020
Referendum	SEnteral Excitement Independence Referendum
Predecessor	Office established
Successor	Office abolished with signing of the Treaty of Nate City
Born	Eshaan Patel 18 February 2010 (2010-02-18) New Brunswick, NJ, United States
English	Eshaan Bhargav Patel
ગુજરાતી	ઇશાન ભાર્ગવ પટેલ
House	Patel

the title of being the CEO of his company, the Aeonic Corporation.

He has received criticism throughout the government for appointing Arjun Tilak, who was formerly a spy of the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS, as prime minister. Instead, he served as a spy for Timonoucitiland to track down AAAWWUBBIS until it fell. It was later revealled that Tilak was in fact also a spy for AAAWWUBBIS while also being a spy working for Timonoucitiland to spy on them. Patel dismissed the claims since "the micronation was not that important anymore"

In addition to micronationalism, Eshaan I also is the Chief Executive Officer (CEO) of the Aeonic Corporation, which has a full monopoly on everything that it offers within Timonoucitiland.

Reign as emperor

First Civil War

Eshaan I served as the main one who argued during the Timonoucitian First Civil War in favour of the Republic of SEnteral Excitement. Although outnumbered by the Timonian Republic 11:3, Eshaan I allowed the war to end. This was done when Eshaan I authored the Treaty of Nate City, where both original micronations merged to form the all-new Timonocite Empire. Also, the Timonocite Empire was not communist, although this was not outlined anywhere in the treaty. However, the anthem Land of the Brave Men was able to remain for an entire year.

Interwar Period

In the 2-year period the civil wars, Eshaan I made many changes to the nation. Firstly, he renamed the nation to the Timonoucite Empire in November 2020 and redid the anthem thrice (see Land of a Glorious People). In November 2021, the name was changed once again to the Imperial Republic of Timonoucitiland, which has stayed even today. The army, government and political systems were also more specifically outlined than before.

Second Civil War

Main article: Timonoucitian Second Civil War

In late January 2022, the United Kingdoms of AAAWWUBBIS and FANBOYS declared independence as a joke micronation separate from the United States. However, Eshaan I mistakenly took this as a national insult as many critical members of Timonoucitiland joined the new nation, which he never recognised as legitimate and always referred to as Fiktimonoucitiland, lit. "Fake Timonoucitiland". This mistaken insult greatly accelerated the war to heights unseen during the First Civil War.

After the end of the Second Civil War, not much happened.

On 12 December 2022, all contactable members of AAAWWUBBIS were messaged via Google Chat and with an apology letter to all the drama he thoughtlessly caused. However, not all members saw the message, for it was sent in a school music department chat rather than the official AAAWWUBBIS chat. This would mark the official end of the second civil war.

Eventually, after almost a year of inactivity, the government of Timonoucitiland was silently disestablished on 25 March 2023.

Business life

In 2018, Patel chose to begin the Eshaan11 Corporation as a small hobby of his which he planned to expand on when he reached a higher age. By January 2019, he learned how to code webpages and created the original website, which was meant to be a portal to different products such as a media player which did not work. By July 2021, the web portal was completed, although it is no longer online. In 2022, he subsequently discontinued the project and chose to focus more on his game LabSim which he wanted to commercialise at some point. In 2023, he began to allow investors to invest their money into the company, and bought Mystical Warfare of Schools, Inc., founded by his younger brother in October 2022 for 2 cents, however, it is worth $7.97 currently. Patel has recieved numerous inquiries on whether money would return, however, Mystical Warfare, the main source of revenue from Aeonic, had very nearly stalled after complications with the school system.

External links

• Website, still a work in progress