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—  Department of Alikiir Vəlāyat  —
Country Nedlando-Khorașan
Constituent country Nedland
Vəlāyat Alikiir
Created 9 October 2014
Founder Ned Greiner
Capital Patsk
 - Beg Patrick Maco
Population (15 August 2017)
 - Total 4
Demonym Patistani
Time zone Eastern Standard Time (EST)

Patistan is a department of Nedlando-Khorashan, and a historical and micronational ethnic region.


Patistan was founded by aspiring micronationalist Patrick Maco as the Capitalist Democratic Republic of Patistan on October 9, 2014, to complement Ned Greiner's Democratic Republic of Nedland

Patistan had only one citizen, and became inactive in December 2014.

On May 8, 2015, Patistan was annexed by Nedland and became an autonomous republic.

On May 21, Patrick Maco and his autonomous Patistan declared independence as the United States of Patmerica.

Since its beginnings, had gone on a decline from being an interested, aspiring micronationalist to not being interested, and was tired of it. Then, because he believed Nedland was stupid, he declared the Autonomous Republic of Patistan independent from Nedland, as the United States of Patmerica.

On the afternoon of May 21, Head Judge Peter Clark of the Supreme Court of Nedland resigned, only to have Maco walk in with his friends. Maco heard Clark's resignation, and declared that he would make Patistan a new nation, and thus the United States of Patmerica insurgency was born. Soon, ministers Ian Conrad of the Ministry of Keeping Evil Dictators in Power and Jimmy Duke of the Ministry of Imports joined Patmerica as well.

On the spot, Greiner stated calmly that all of the rebels had had their citizenship revoked, on request from them. Then, Conrad 'declared war on Nedland.' Maco and the others accepted the suggestion. Then, Greiner banned all of them from entering Nedland until further notice. Then, he went on to further state that they were all convicted of war crimes, and that Nedland did not recognize or claim Patmerica or Patistan, and thus their 'war' was not recognized by Nedland, but only as a brief insurgency.

When Maco went on to further declare all-out war on Nedland, Greiner promptly convicted Maco of high treason and another classified charge. Greiner then convicted Peter Clark, Jimmy Duke and Ian Conrad of first degree treason, but charges were later dropped May 24 on Clark and Duke due to perceived non-malicious intentions.

Another minister was also falsely charged with treason at that moment as well, but they were a mistake, and charges were lifted on May 22. A trial for both of the defendants is scheduled to be Tuesday, and Greiner deployed his Armed Forces to apprehend and then take the defendants to be tried by temporary justices Ned Greiner and Cameron Pino in Nedland's Supreme Court.

On September 2, 2016, Patistan was reannexed by the Emperor after the two nations made peace, and Maco was unbanned from entering Nedland as such.