New Woodlelands

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Province of New Woodlelands
Motto: 
None
Democratic Republic of Seybold
Capital
and largest city
Woodlelands City
Official languagesEnglish
Demonym(s)Woodlelander (official)
GovernmentRepresentative Democracy
• Governor
Jason Keourac
• Lieutenant Governor
None
LegislatureNone
Establishment8 September 2018
Population
• (as of January 2019 Census) census
10
Time zoneGMT-5
Website
None
Succeeded by
[[]]

The Province of New Woodlelands is the largest territory in the Democratic Republic of Seybold since 8 September, 2018.

Locations

Seybold Weather Service HQ

On 3 November, 2018, President Cooper Norfolk had the idea of a Weather Service for Seybold. Cooper Norfolk did not want this service to be controlled by the Government. So, he created the first ever Independent Agency in the Democratic Republic of Seybold, the Seybold Weather Service, also known as the SWS. The Seybold Weather Service is now an Independent Agency in Seybold that is dedicated to giving the citizens of Seybold the daily weather. The Seybold Weather Service now tracks the current temperature, temperature high, temperature low, current humidity, humidity high, humidity low, chance of rain, and description of the sky through an advanced, at least micronationally advanced, weather forecasting device that was used in the Springfield Micronational Period called the Acurite02 Weather Forecaster. The weather forecasting device is a black, small, thin box that displays the information of the current weather in the area through tiny vents on the back of the box. The Seybold Weather Service is located in Woodlelands City, the Province of New Woodlelands near the American-Seyboldish border. It is very small, only taking up 0.1741932 square meters in area. The Seybold Weather Service headquarters, where their weather forecasting station is, has a sign that has the logo of the Seybold Weather Service on it and a sign attached to a snow globe that says the hours of the building. Monday-Friday, the Weather Station is open at 5:30 A.M. UTC-5 to 9 P.M. UTC-5 and on Saturday and Sunday it is open 5 A.M. UTC-5 to 10 P.M. UTC-5. The building permit that was used to build the weather station was accepted by the head of the Seybold Department of Construction Iyan Seeker at 10:55 A.M. UTC-5.

Seybold World Map

On 3 November 2018, the Seybold Department of Tourism officially created the first ever Tourist attraction of the Democratic Republic of Seybold. They first had to submit a building permit to the Seybold Department of Construction. The form was submitted to the Head of the Seybold Department of Construction Iyan Seeker at 8:05 A.M. UTC-5 and was accepted by him at 10:55 A.M. UTC-5. The Seybold Department of Tourism is only using an elevated plot of land that is just 0.30193488 square. The tourist attraction is located in the Peninsula of Woodlelands City, unofficially known as the Woodlelands Peninsula. The tourist attraction contains a globe that has the micronations that Seybold recognizes on it. This tourist attraction is called the “Seybold World Map”. The globe was given to President Cooper Norfolk as a gift a couple of years ago. He gave the globe to the Seybold Department of Tourism to build this tourist attraction in the Province of New Woodlelands. The first step was to move the globe from the Federal District of New Springfield to New Woodlelands, which was quite as easy, as it only took about thirty seconds to get to the spot where the tourist attraction now is located. The second step was to make a sign for the tourist attraction. The Seybold Department of Tourism decided to use paper for the sign. The sign says quote, ”WELCOME TO THE SEYBOLD WORLD MAP, THE WAY SEYBOLD VIEWS THE WORLD. HERE, YOU MAY LOOK AT AND TOUCH THIS GLOBE TO SEE HOW SEYBOLD SEES THE WORLD. SEYBOLD DEPARTMENT OF TOURISM. Paid for and maintained by the Seybold Department of Tourism“. Once the sign was hung up, the Department of Tourism officially opened the tourist attraction to the public.

Border Barrier

On 23 January 2019, Jax Moorefoot, founder of the Town of Moore, built a small border barrier around Moore. It was not meant to be a barrier to keep people out, only to mark the border between Moore and Woodlelands City. The wall is made up of small pieces scrap wood and cardboard found in the area of the Province of New Woodlelands.

Welcome Sign

On 23 January 2019, Jax Moorefoot, founder of the Town of Moore, made a sign and placed it on the Southern border of Moore. The sign was black and grey and says quote, “Welcome to Moore, Population: 1, Seybold’s Smallest Town” in all caps.

Geography

The Province of Woodlelands is located in the Southernmost part of the Democratic Republic of Seybold and has a peninsula the stretches to the Northernmost part of the Democratic Republic of Seybold. New Woodlelands' borders the United States of America and the Federal District of New Springfield.

Notable People

  • Owen Itzen, Special Operations Navy Seal for the Seybold Reserve and Attorney General