"OH OH OH HA HA HOHOHO HEHE HA HO" — Noggin
This user has recently been gnomed, and now knows that Noggin Clontith is gnot a gnelf or a gnoblin.
Ned Rights in the Abeldane Empire do not exist.[1][citation needed]
Damn ye! Let the tomb strike ye dead, Ned Gunderson! Haaaaaark! Hark, Triton! Hark! Bellow, bid our father the sea king! Rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs till ye turn blue and bloated with builds and brine and can scream no more. Only when he, crowned in cockle shells, with slithering tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral tonged trident screeches banshee-like in the tempest, and PLUNGES right through yer gullet! Besting ye! A bulging blacker no more, but a blasted bloody film now a nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and swallowed by the infinite waters of the dread emperor himself. Forgotten to any man, to any time. Forgotten to any God or Devil, forgotten, even, to the sea. For any stuff or part of Ned, even any scantling of your soul is Ned no more, but is now itself the sea!
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e • dSummary of the Stellvertretership elections, April 2017