Owenrich von Beanreich
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Owenrich von Beanreich | |
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 Von Beanreich in 2022, contemplating the meaning of life. | |
| Prime Minister of New England | |
| In office 14 July 2021 – 9 August 2021 | |
| Preceded by | Owen Driscoll |
| Senator for Tug Hill | |
| In office 9 June 2021 – 28 October 2021 | |
| Governor of Tug Hill and Oak | |
| In office 2 June 2021 – 28 October 2021 | |
| Prime Minister of Canvia | |
| In office 14 April 2021 – 2 June 2021 | |
| Governor of Mervustan | |
| In office 11 June 2022 – 25 July 2022 | |
| Preceded by | Esty Carpentieri |
| Succeeded by | Matthew Tonna |
| Personal details | |
| Born | 2006 |
| Citizenship | Ausveria |
| Nationality | Ausveria (spiritually Japanese |
| Military service | |
| Nickname(s) | Junger Mikropenis |
| Allegiance |  Red Army Faction |
| Years of service | 1970-1977 |
| Unit | Ulrike Meinhof Commando |
| Battles/wars | Kidnapping and murder of Hanns Martin-Schleyer |
Owenrich von Beanreich (English: Owen Bean); (Chinese: Ouwen Bing), also known within the Ausverian hip hop scene as Yung Micropenis, is an Polska-Amerikan politician, statesman, shitposter, mafia associate and businessman mainly involved in Faltree, Bepistan, and Canvia. Von Beanreich would retire in disgrace from micronations in 2022, following the Nazi Saspeariards scandal and after he failed to keep his promises as Mervustani Governor, for which he suffered riots over by angry Irish leftists. He loves Cristiano Ronaldo. He is the current Fuhrer of the Ausverian Libertarian Front, as well as current chairman of the jordan peterson fanclub of central connecticut. His favorite president is Richard nixon **Current Arc: Travis Bickle**
Life
He is a devoted adherent of Dennis Prager Thought, and an ardent zionist. He is the former and only owner of AirCanvia. Beanreich was responsible for leading the Beanreich Brigade against Saspeariard partisans in the Unueco Uprising, wherein the brigade committed a number of atrocities. Fighting in the city saw the unsuccessful partisan defense of the Saspearian Broadcasting Corporation building, wherein it was blown up by TNT planted by the brigade. The Beanreich Brigade and the 14th RG-Volunteer Division "Bepistan" set fire to the headquarters of the Saspearian National Party, 248 partisans and civilians perishing in the blaze. Owen von Beanreich's hobbies include hanging out with Milfs and Russian femboys, cyberbullying Europeans, drinking Coors Light, and terrorising Irish people in Mervustan as a member of the Polish Defence Group. He is also the Supreme Leader of the Opel Republic. His waifu is Yukari Tanizaki from Azumanga Daioh. He is currently being imprisoned on Garibaldi Island. His favorite movie is Monster House (2006). He is also an associate of the Faltrian Mafia. He is of Prussian German ethnicity. He supports President Joe Biden, and though he cannot yet legally vote macronationally, endorsed Biden and campaigned for him in the 2020 election.
Honors
Faltrian Honors
Ribbon of High Canvian Merit (21 September 2021)
Canvian Service Award (21 September 2021)
Faltrian National Service Award (21 September 2021)
Norsberian honors
Ribbon of Messerwaffen
(21. Januar 2023)