Lanstkolland
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Justmethnonationalist Person's Republic of Lanstkolland | |
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| Motto: Mihi, me et ego (Latin: "Me, Myself and I") | |
| Anthem: "Me, Myself and I, alone they stand!" | |
| Capital and largest city | Lanstkolland City |
| Official languages | English |
| Recognised regional languages | Latin |
| Demonym(s) | Lanstkollish / Lanstkollander |
| Government | Justmethnonationalist Dictatorship |
• Supreme Leader of Lanstkolland | trainhead2773 |
• Supreme Leader of Parliament | trainhead2773 |
| Legislature | Supreme Individual |
| Establishment | 28 August 2020 |
| Population | |
• Census | 1 |
| Currency | Australian dollar |
| Time zone | UTC+10 |
Lanstkolland, officially the Justmethnonationalist Person's Republic of Lanstkolland, is an Australian micronation. It is lead by trainhead2773 in a dictatorship. Lanstkolland was founded on 28 August 2020, and had an election the same day, in which the Lanstkollish National Party won. Lanstkolland is on the fence in the Simulationist - Secessionist debate, having a presence in trainhead2773's house and on the NationStates website.
History
Lanstkolland was founded in Tasmania, Australia on 28 August 2020, and had an election that same day. The Lanstkollish National Party won with 100% of the vote.
On 26 September 2020, the micronation made economic ideologies illegal; such as, but not limited to Communism, Capitalism and Socialism. The Supreme Leader cited that the micronation's Justmethnonationalist ideology made economies absolute, and having an economy would threaten the system. The second Lanstkollish Election occured on 28 September 2020, with the Lanstkollish National Party winning with 100% of the vote. On 29 September 2020, Lanstkolland changed its name from the Justmethnonationalist People's Republic of Lanstkolland to the Justmethnonationalist Person's Republic of Lanstkolland, as the "People" implied more than one person. The third Lanstkollish Election occured on 29 October 2020, with the LNP getting 100% of the vote
On the 2 October 2020, the Supreme Leader decided to change the gap between elections to be more consistent. Instead of elections occuring every 28th of the month, elections would happen every 30 days. This means the third election was 29 October instead of 28 October.
On 21 August 2021, democracy was officially abolished in Lanstkolland, with the Supreme Leader denouncing it as "multipersonalist" and "cringe". Elections would no longer take place from this day forwards.
On 8 August 2022, the Parliament was replaced with the Supreme Individual as the legislative body, to revoke the "multipersonalism that the term Parliament evoked".
Lanstkolland established a presence on NationStates on 28 February 2023.
Politics and government
Lanstkolland is a Justmethnostate, meaning it only has one person in it. Due to this, there is no upper or lower house in the Supreme Individual, as there is only one seat. Due to it being a justmethnostate, the Supreme Individual doesn't do much and is just symbolic. Lanstkolland has an election every month on the 28th. There is only one party, the Lanstkollish National Party. Lanstkolland's ideology is officially called "Justmethnonationalism with Lanstkollish Characteristics", which refers to the regular Justmethnonationalist ideology of 1 person in 1 state along with other things such as a one-party state and state atheism. Justmethnonationalism with Lanstkollish Characteristics also involves an election every 31 days, in which the one ruling party always wins.
Law and order
Until 26 September 2020, Lanstkolland had no laws, but its first law was written outlawing economic ideologies. It however, has no crime. There is no police or judicial system.
Foreign relations
Lanstkolland applied to join the Woodlen alliance in 2020. Nothing ever came of the alliance.
Millitary
Lanstkolland has no millitary.
Geography
Lanstkolland's territory is only trainhead2773's house. The capital Lanstkolland City makes up the entire country. It doesn't include the backyard, and thus doesn't have much nature.
Economy
Lanstkolland's Justmethnonationalist ideology makes it impossible to even have an economy. However, its money is equally distributed amongst the population and the nation has no taxes. Its main export is the Australian dollar, which it uses to 'trade' with the Commonwealth of Australia.
Demographics
With a population of 1 according to a 2021 census, Lanstkolland is the one of the least populated micronations. Its population density stands at 1 inhabitant per square kilometre. A highly urbanised nation, 100% of the Lanstkollish person live in Lanstkolland City. Lanstkolland has a male-to-female ratio of 1:0.
Language
English is the official language, spoken by 100% of the Lanstkollish person. However, Latin has been on the rise being spoken at an estimated under 5% by the Lanstkollish person, and is projected to rise to about 100% in the future.
Ethnicity
The Lanstkollish ethnicity makes up 100% of Lanstkolland's population.
National Anthem
The Lanstkollish National Anthem, "Me, myself and I, alone they stand!" was adopted on 29 September 2020. It is set to the same tune as "The Red Army is the Strongest".
Me, myself and I; I, myself and me
The sole citizen of Lanstkolland
For from the front lawn to the backyard
Me, myself and I, alone they stand!
May me, myself and I be undefeatable
And I, must march, unstoppable
Into a righteous battle.
Me, myself and I, march, march forward
The Fatherland calls you to battle
For from the front lawn to the backyard
Me, myself and I, alone they stand!
May me, myself and I be undefeatable
And I, must march, unstoppable
Into a righteous battle.
May me, myself and I be undefeatable
And I, must march, unstoppable
Into a righteous battle.
I shall build peace upon this house
With honesty and truth at its head
For from the front lawn to the backyard
Me, myself and I, alone they stand!
May me, myself and I be undefeatable
And I, must march, unstoppable
Into a righteous battle.
May me, myself and I be undefeatable
And I, must march, unstoppable
Into a righteous battle.