Lanstkolland

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Justmethnonationalist Person's Republic of Lanstkolland
Lanstkollishflag.pngLanstkollishemblem.png

Motto
Mihi, me et ego (Latin: "Me, Myself and I")
Anthem
"Me, Myself and I, alone they stand!"
Australia
Capital cityNone
Largest cityNone
Official language(s)English
Recognised languagesEnglish, German
Official religion(s)State atheism
Short nameLanstkolland
DemonymLanstkollish / Lanstkollander
GovernmentJustmethnonationalist Dictatorship
- Supreme Leader of Lanstkollandtrainhead2773
- Supreme Leader of Parliamenttrainhead2773
LegislatureLanstkollish Parliament
- Type - Parliament
- Number of seats - 1
- Last election - 29 October 2020
Established28 August 2020
Area claimedtrainhead2773's house
Population1
CurrencyAustralian dollar
Time zoneUTC+10
National sportCricket
National dishCurry
National drinkWater
National animalGerman Shepherd
National exportAustralian dollar
Patron saintNone


Lanstkolland, officially the Justmethnonationalist Person's Republic of Lanstkolland, is an Australian micronation. It is lead by trainhead2773 in a dictatorship.

Lanstkolland was founded on 28 August 2020, and had an election the same day, in which the Lanstkollish National Party won.

History

Lanstkolland is a very new micronation, and because of that it has not had much history. It was founded in 28 August 2020, and had an election that same day. The Lanstkollish National Party won with 100% of the vote.

On 26 September 2020, the micronation made economic ideologies illegal; such as, but not limited to Communism, Capitalism and Socialism. The Supreme Leader cited that the micronation's Justmethnonationalist ideology made economies absolute, and having an economy would threaten the system. The second Lanstkollish Election occured on 28 September 2020, with the Lanstkollish National Party winning with 100% of the vote. On 29 September 2020, Lanstkolland changed its name from the Justmethnonationalist People's Republic of Lanstkolland to the Justmethnonationalist Person's Republic of Lanstkolland, as the "People" implied more than one person. The third Lanstkollish Election occured on 29 October 2020, with the LNP getting 100% of the vote

On the 2 October 2020, the Supreme Leader decided to change the gap between elections to be more consistent. Instead of elections occuring every 28th of the month, elections would happen every 30 days. This means the third election was 29 October instead of 28 October.

On 21 August 2021, democracy was officially abolished in Lanstkolland, with the Supreme Leader denouncing it as "multipersonalist" and "cringe". Elections would no longer take place from this day forwards.

Politics and government

Lanstkolland is a Justmethnostate, meaning it only has one person in it. Due to this, there is no upper or lower house in Parliament, as there is only one seat. Due to it being a justmethnostate, the Parliament doesn't do much and is just symbolic. Lanstkolland has an election every month on the 28th. There is only one party, the Lanstkollish National Party. Lanstkolland's ideology is officially called "Justmethnonationalism with Lanstkollish Characteristics", which refers to the regular Justmethnonationalist ideology of 1 person in 1 state along with other things such as a one-party state and state atheism. Justmethnonationalism with Lanstkollish Characteristics also involves an election every 31 days, in which the one ruling party always wins.

Law and order

Until 26 September 2020, Lanstkolland had no laws, but its first law was written outlawing ecnoomic ideologies. It however, has no crime. There is no police or judicial system.

Foreign relations

Lanstkolland has applied to join the Woodlen alliance, which has not been officially formed yet.

Millitary

Lanstkolland has no millitary.

Geography

Lanstkolland's territory is only trainhead2773's house. It doesn't include the backyard, and thus doesn't have much nature.

Economy

Lanstkolland's economy is not capitalist, communist, fascist or anything else - its Justmethnonationalist ideology makes it impossible to even have an economy. However, its money is equally distributed amongst the population and the nation has no taxes. Its main export is the Australian dollar, which it uses to 'trade' with the Commonwealth of Australia.

Demographics

With a population of 1 according to a 2021 census, Lanstkolland is the one of the least populated micronations. Its population density stands at 1 inhabitant per square kilometre. Due to its population of 1, the country is competely homogenous. This makes Lanstkolland an ethnostate. Lanstkolland has a male-to-female ratio of 1:0.

National Anthem

The Lanstkollish National Anthem, "Me, myself and I, alone they stand!" was adopted on 29 September 2020. It is set to the same tune as "The Red Army is the Strongest".

Me, myself and I; I, myself and me

The sole citizen of Lanstkolland

For from the front lawn to the backyard

Me, myself and I, alone they stand!


May me, myself and I be undefeatable

And I, must march, unstoppable

Into a righteous battle.

Me, myself and I, march, march forward

The Fatherland calls you to battle

For from the front lawn to the backyard

Me, myself and I, alone they stand!


May me, myself and I be undefeatable

And I, must march, unstoppable

Into a righteous battle.

May me, myself and I be undefeatable

And I, must march, unstoppable

Into a righteous battle.

I shall build peace upon this house

With honesty and truth at its head

For from the front lawn to the backyard

Me, myself and I, alone they stand!


May me, myself and I be undefeatable

And I, must march, unstoppable

Into a righteous battle.

May me, myself and I be undefeatable

And I, must march, unstoppable

Into a righteous battle.


See also

Justmethnonationalism