Japitt Group

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Japitt Group
Government-owned corporation
Traded asBPPSE:JPT100
IndustryFinancial Services
Founded2021 (as Nexus CDs & Records)
FoundersHugh Jacobs
Peter Stolle
HeadquartersBadu Park Chair, Badu Park
Area served
Badu Park
Key people
Hugh Jacobs (President and CEO)
Peter Stolle (Vice president and CFO)
ServicesAsset management
Corporate finance & restructuring
economic consulting
forensic and litigation consulting
technology
strategic communications
Private Security Contracting
Revenueprofit AUD$3.03 (2022)
Number of employees
~17

Japitt Group Ltd. (stylised as JPT Group) is a Badu Parkian venture capital conglomerate founded by Hugh Jacobs and Peter Stolle in January 2021. The company derives its name from Japitty Cumquat, however both Jacobs and Stolle have stated that it is also an acronym for 'Jacob's associates in training, Toowoomba'. It is now state owned by the government of Badu Park and managed by the Badu Park Government Asset Management Division, however Japitty Cumquat maintains the company is a private firm and not associated with Badu Park in any way. Japitt Group is the only company legally registered to operate in Badu Park. While being state owned, approximately 30% of the company has been registered in the Badu Park People's Stock Exchange, with 1 share costing approximately AU$3, or 13 million Badu Park Ruby, which is unaffordable for the typical Badu Park citizen, which is intentional, being designed to encourage external foreign investment to grow the Badu Parkian economy, alongside tourism.

History

Japitt Group was founded in January 2021 by two recent business school graduates Hugh Jacobs and Peter Stolle as Nexus CDs & Records. The company, as the name implies, was a small record shop selling mainly used CDs and Records, based in the Sydney suburb of Newtown. A week after its foundation Hugh Jacobs began to look for investors to help their business expand, which ultimately led him to the other Sydney suburb of Annandale, where he came in contact with a man named Japitty Cumquat. Jacobs quickly became fascinated with Japitty, but was punched in the face for 'illegal immigration into Badu Park'. Hugh Jacobs applied for citizenship quickly after and was granted it by a 'taxation loophole'. Jacobs soon invited his business partner, Peter Stolle to meet Japitty (who was also promptly punched in the face), with Stolle soon after applying for citizenship. Both men then promptly asked Japitty Cumquat to invest in their business, to which Japitty said 'yes but only if the company becomes the property of Badu Park and excel it to greatness'. After this the two men promptly renamed there shop to Japitt CDs. The company soon became the national finance company of Badu Park and began to expand into other business ventures.

Corporate Affairs

Japitt Group has its corporate headquarters in Badu Park. The company is the only company registered on the Badu Park People's Stock Exchange.

Board of Directors

  • Hugh Jacobs (CEO)
  • Peter Stolle (Vice president and CFO)
  • Dick Smith (Liaison to Japitty Cumquat)

Japitt Group subsidiary Jungle Jyms has a separate board of directors:

  • Jungle Jym (Public Head of Jungle Jyms)
  • 'Mike' (De facto Head of Jungle Jyms)

Subsidiaries and investments

Company Ownership Percentage Sector
Badu Park Municipal Revolutionary

Land Based Aircraft Company

100% Ground based airline
Chunk Records 40% Music
Dopest 45% Illicit Substance Trading
Japitt Agriculture 100% Agriculture
Japitt Air Lines 90% Commercial Aviation
Japitt Airships 100% Transportation
Japitt Books 100% Publishing
Japitt Car Dealership 100% Automobiles
Japitt CityLink 60% Bus Services
Japitt Construction 100% Construction
Japitt Defence Solutions 100% Military Technology
Japitt Films 100% Film Production
Japitt Group Douglas Grant Park 100% Finances
Japitt Gyms 70% Physical Activity
Japitt Holidays 100% Travel
Japitt Lands 100% Amusement Parks
Japitt Luxury Resort 100% Travel
Japitt Manufacturing 100% Manufacturing
Japitt Medicinal Canabis Dispensary 20% Heath
Japitt Medical Services 100% Heath
Japitt Mercenaries 100% Defence
Japitt Mobile 100% Telecommunications
Japitt Music 100% Music
Japitt Ocean Cruises 100% Leausure Cruises
Japitt Online Education 100% Education
Japitt Radio 100% Radio
Japitt Rail 100% Rail
Japitt Regional Air Lines 50% Commercial Aviation
Japitt Resource Collection 100% Mining
Japitt Shopping Centers 100% Retail
Japitt Spaceflights 100% Space Exploration
Japitt Sports Equipment 100% Consumer Sports Goods
Japitt Taxis 100% Transportation
Japitt: The Label 100% Consumer Fashion
Japittflix 100% Entertainment
Jeebus.com 78% Online Marketplace, E-Commerce
Jungle Jyms 20% Children's Entertainment
Lungz R Us 32% Tobacco, Nicotine and Electronic Cigarettes
MonarchyCapital 30% Finances and Holdings
Nauru Corp. 10% Company claiming to own Nauru
NSW State Government Pty. Ltd.

(not affiliated with the NSW State Government)

15% Retail
State Owned Inc. 100% Finance
Internet User Authority 100% Badu Park Government Software Development
Zonks 40% Stock Trading, Hedge Fund