Japitt Films
Japitt Films is a Badu Parkian film studio owned by Japitty Cumquat headquartered in Japittville, Badu Parks second largest city.
History
Japitt Films was established in September 2022 by Japitty Cumquat with the financial support of the Xahastanian Broadcasting Company and Chunk Records. At its foundation the studio only had three employees: Japitty himself, aspiring film director Brandon Gains and Miguel Anderson, a council worker being held hostage by Japitty. The newly established studio was tasked by Japitty to 'make glorious propaganda films dedicated to himself'. Soon after this the studio released its first film: Japitty Cumquat and the Conquest of Douglas Grant Park, a propaganda film detailing Japitty and his military invading Douglas Grant Park and defeating Cheezit McDaniels. The movie was just a powerpoint comprised pictures of Japitty with different backgrounds, with the powerpoint being voiced over by Miguel Anderson. The movie was written and directed by Japitty himself. Japitty dubbed the film a 'glorious depiction of my great triumphs' and held a release party and screening the following day to the crowds appalment. Film critic Jeffery Asswiper stated 'it is the worst film i have ever seen' and 'it was so bad it brought me to tears' with Jeffery Asswiper retiring from film critiquing soon after seeing the film. Japitty still considers the film to be a great success.
After the first film was released Brandon Gains quit working at Japitt Films after he was assaulted by Japitty Cumquat for saying that 'Japitty Cumquat and the Conquest of Douglas Grant Park was a bad film' and 'we should try and make actual movies'. This came as Japitty began working on the studios second film: 'Flight Japitty' a movie where Japitty is a commercial pilot and is hijacked by 'Johnston's Creek terrorists' who want to force the plane to land in Johnston's Creek. Japitty defeats the terrorists and 'saves the day' by landing the plane at Badu Park's 'new airport'. The film was also a powerpoint voiced over by Miguel Anderson however this film was arguably received worse as it was 'called out' by the Johnston's Creek Liberation Army for 'ethnically profiling all those from Johnston's Creek as terrorists' with Japitty Cumquat responding with 'its the truth'. Since then Japitt Films has not released any new movies and is largely concerned with producing educational films for the Badu Park National Institute of Music about the national anthem.
Filmography
| Year | Title | Starring Actor | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2022 | Japitty Cumquat and the Conquest of Douglas Grant Park | Japitty Cumquat | |
| 2022 | Flight Japitty | Japitty Cumquat | |
| TBD | World War Japitty 2 | Japitty Cumquat | sequel to non-existent original |