Sendersian Democratic Republic
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Sendersian Democratic Republic Senderskie demokratike republikmuseie Senderská demokratická republika | |
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 Flag
 Emblem
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| Motto: "Deszvan etote nasza droga" "Laugh is our drug." | |
| Anthem: Senderskie mtocsina má Sendersko země má Sendersia my country | |
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| Status | Active |
| Capital | Choltice |
| Official languages | Szutanese, Czech |
| Recognised national languages | English |
| Ethnic groups (2023) | 69% Sendersians 30% Czechs 1% Belarusians |
| Religion | Islam, Atheist, Christian |
| Demonym(s) | Sendersian |
| Government | Republic |
• President | Komodzsen Adam Szutansky |
• Vicepresident | Gurbandzsuly Forta |
• Minister of defense | Kernél Matrialzsovsky |
| Legislature | Assembly of state officials |
| Independence from Czechia | |
• Sendersia declared independence from czechia | 11. october 2021 |
| Area | |
• Total | 40 km2 (15 sq mi) |
| Population | |
• Estimate | 38 citizens |
| Currency | Smrž |
| Time zone | CET |
| Driving side | right |
The Sendersian Democratic Republic is a sovereign unrecognized country in the former territory of the central european city of Choltice and its surroundings. The closest micronations are Schwarzwald, Firburg, Vyrleia and Kybistan.
Sendersia was founded on 11th of october by its president Komodzsen Adam Szutansky.
History
On December 18, 2021, a war broke out between the separatists of Southern Choltice, it lasted until the new year 2022, when the separatists surrendered. In May 2022, many new cities joined Sendersia, reforms took place, and an era of economic prosperity began. On June 23, Sendersia joined the Micronational union of mutual economic cooperation led by Krlesia. However, it was not there for very long, on December 30, 2022, Sendersia left MSVHS and terminated relations with Krlesia due to a ultimatum demanding the transfer of Sendersia to foreign hands. This led the Krlesian government to aggressive behavior and started a military operation on Sendersian territory, which is perceived as a declaration of war. A few countries expressed their support for sendersia, one of them was the Kybistani National Republic, one of the strongest micronations in the Czech Republic in terms of military. 25th January 2023 there was a terrorist attack from the citizens of Czech republic, they attacked the president however, he defended himself and neutralized the terrorists. He subsequently issued this statement: I did get hit in the face with a snowball, but I gave their leader a nice concussion.
Politics and government
Sendersia is governed by an assembly of state officials, a prime minister and a president. The president is Komodzsen Adam Szutansky with an unlimited term of government. The Sendersian government promotes freedom of speech.
LGBT rights
| Gays and lesbians can have sexual intercourse | Yes |
| Anti-discrimation | No |
| Adoption of a partner's child | Yes |
| Joint adoption by same-sex couples | Yes |
| Adoption by a homosexual individual | Yes |
| Gays and lesbians can openly serve in the military | Yes |
| Homosexual individuals can form political parties | Yes |
| Right to citizenship | Yes |
List of laws: https://docs.google.com/document/d/171-MKVHElWeuLqgMDAscqRplwMUmrssRuEqy10WjIWw/edit?usp=sharing
Geography
Choltice
Choltice is the capital of Sendersia, with about 30 inhabitants. Most state institutions are located here.
Airport
Kernél Matrialzsovsky Airport Choltice (KMACH) is the only airport in Sendersia. It is mainly used for military purposes.
Administrative division
Sendersia is divided into six regions (Oblasts)
| Name | Flag | Capital city |
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| Choltická oblast (Choltice region) | 
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Choltice |
| Jedousovská oblast (Kutnix city region) | 
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Jedousov |
| Geszénská oblast (Geshen region) | 
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Geszén |
| Saríjská oblast (Sarijen region) | 
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Sarijen |
| Stunogradská oblast (Stunagrad region) | 
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Stunagrad |
| Fortagradská oblast (Fortagrad region) | 
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Fortagrad |
| Senderská exkláva Mířetice (Sendersian exclave of Mířetice) | 
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Mířetice |
The Jedousov anomalies
There have been reported many anomalies in Jedousov, even the government said it is similar to the Ohio memes around the internet.
Anomalies include: Cows with only two legs, Weird demonic people, Moving houses
Army
Sendersian army is the third army of Sendersia, the first two were: Sendersian people's army, Sendersian attack and defense units.
Culture and economy
Sendersian culture is very rich.
Cuisine
Sendersian cuisine uses egg dishes most often.
One of them is, for example, Szuszle s vajiszke (spaghetti with eggs)
Other dishes are, for example:
Orándszovky - Paprika Chicken
Surimi cock - Crab sticks with fries
Names
Sendersian names come from the Szutaneese language.
Some first names:
Komodzsen (pronounced Komodzhen)
Gurbandzsuly (pronounced as Gurbandzhuly)
Jybyl
Csarlen (pronounced as Charlen)
Sizso (pronounced as Shizho)
Kernél
Kodzselets (pronounced as Kodzhelets)
Agriculture
Sendersia does not produce much food, only cucumbers, strawberries and chive.
Literature
The Sendersian president is the founder of the Cock Publishing House located in Szankt Femboyvár in Vyrleia.
It has published only one book so far, Tak nás zažalovali (So they sued us), about the rebellion in Mendersia.
References
- ↑ Translated as: We stand united as a wall against the aggressors, with a strong will and a heart full of determination, we hold our country and our freedom in our arms, and we will never give up the fight against oppression.