San Brusslav
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The Democratic Republic of San Brusslav (eng) Demokratická Republika San Brusslav (svk) Демократическая Республика Сан-Брусслав (rus) | |
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 Flag
 Coat of arms
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| 'Motto: 'SVOBODA JE ZARUČENÁ, AŤ ŽIJE SVOBODA (Czech: Freedom is granted, long live freedom) | |
| Anthem: Internationala | |
 Kamenín, Slovakia | |
| Capital and largest city | Slovavalle |
| Official languages | Slovak, Czech, "Czechoslovakian", English, Russian |
| Demonym(s) | San Brusslavian (from the Slovak word: San-Brusslavský), Brusslavian, Slavian |
| Government | Democratic Republic |
• Vice-President | Gen. mjr. pplk. Peter Sedlák, VšŽ. |
• President | Gen. mjr. plk. Viktor Izák, VšŽ. |
| Legislature | Parliament |
| Establishment | Under the name San Brusslav: 2021 |
| Population | |
• (as of 2021 census) census | 20 (including extraterritorial and diplomatic staff) |
| Currency | San Brusslav Avram |
| Time zone | 30 minutes ahead of (UTC +01:00) |
Website [http://sanbrusslavgov.6f.sk | |
This nation is a member of the Freedom Coalition. | |
The Democratic Republic of San Brusslav, more commonly known as San Brusslav, is a micronation in the Slovak republic. San Brusslav was officially been created on the 5th of September, 2021, but earlier, there were unofficial formations too.
Etymology
The origins of the name San Brusslav came from a small country in Italy, Europe called San Marino. Brusslav comes from Brussia, the never-official name of the country, which was first proposed, but then never used.
History
San Brusslav was created on 5th of September, 2021 at a class trip with [Viktor Izák|Viktor Izák's] classmates, as a solution to modern day problems. San Brusslav shall next be declared tax-free, and for all citizens on San Brusslav land (including embassies and self-proclaimed exclaves), there shall not be any "ridiculous" Slovak law. The country's main interests were; creating security systems, making Internet Protocol TV (IPTV) playlists and concentrating on computer related things. This is an opportunity for trade! Don't miss it out! Just contact us at our Instagram in Direct (@repbsanbrusslav), or by email at kolibrikdc@gmail.com, to trade with our country.
Politics and government
The politics: San Brusslav's people were culturally and mentally divided, when looking at the policies and the sympathyzants. Some like full democracy, some partial democracy, some would like a dictatorship, but you can find some who want communism. Overview of the political parties below:
Political parties
There are six official political parties, whereas all citizens have the right to vote.
| Name | President | Political position | Ideology | Seats in Federal Assembly | ||
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| SPOLU-SD | DP | Social democracy party | Centre-left | Social liberalism | 2 / 6
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| ANO | DaC | P.L. | Political middle | Democratic coalition | 0 / 6
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| Safety and Sport-Social Democracy | S&S-SD | S.S. | Right-wing | Right-wing populism | 1 / 6
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| Free Baránok | FB | K.Č. | Centre-right | Classical liberalism | 3 / 6
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| People's Alliance | PA | A.H. | Political middle | Social liberalism | 0 / 6
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| For decent and modern Baránok | ZSAMB | Oľga Bebečková | Centre-left | Social liberalism | 1 / 6
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| Independent | IND | N.C. Bebečková | N/A | N/A | 0 / 7
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Law and order
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Foreign relations
San Brusslav doesn't yet have any "official" diplomatic relations with any micronations, nor any real nations. There was an attempt of creating diplomatic relations with [Baránok|Baránok], but soon, the president found out that the micronation has been ended. Foreign missions to San Brusslav are the Slovak, Hungarian, Russian, American, Tokelau, Niuese, Egyptian and Czech embassies, mostly leaded by the President [Viktor Izák|Viktor Izák]. If you would like to start foreign relations with San Brusslav, feel free to contact us using Direct on Instagram (@repbsanbrusslav) or by email at kolibrikdc@gmail.com.
Military
THE STRUCTURE OF THE MILITARY The San Brusslav military is leaded by the Minister of War, at the same time vice-president of RSB, [Peter Sedlák|Peter Sedlák]. As a newborn country, the organizational structure is sometimes very chaotic, and for this part, the Minister of War is responsible for it. (Read more at DIFFERENT BRANCHES OF THE MILITARY)
DIFFERENT BRANCHES OF THE MILITARY The San Brusslav Military consists of "daughter organizations", whereas the 100% rightful owner is "The Ministry of War, 1 Threat street, C9QA8L Slovavalle 777 77, The Republic of San Brusslav". Daughter organizations are: - San Brusslav Security, Intelligence and Spying Service - San Brusslav Detective Service - San Brusslav Military Intelligence - San Brusslav Technical Intelligence Service - San Brusslav Classic SIS Service
There are hidden organizations, mostly used for finding tax-frauders in Slovakia, but they are either under fake names, or owned by non-existent companies.
WEAPONRY The weaponry used in the San Brusslav military shall not be included on this Internet report, because it would be considered a "threat to existing". We can clearly say, that there are Air Guns (Svk.: vzduchovka) - Slavia 630 (Made in Czechoslovakia), for example, orientationally.
CONFLICTS INVOLVED IN As a literally "newborn" country, San Brusslav has luckily not been involved in any conflicts. Most notable events with Slovak police were at the neighbors house, where two police cars and two rescue ambulances were present. By early information, there was a fight in one of the houses, where two people were extremely drunk and one person consumed illegal drugs. This made the country re-think the location of the San Brusslav embassy in Slovakia, and now, it is at a safe place in a residential area in Bratislava III.
Geography and climate
The average temperatures are following: - January = -3 °C - -6 °C - July = 16 °C - 17 °C - Amplitude = 21 °C - 23 °C ((INSERT TEMPERATURE, WEATHER, TERRAIN, LOCATION AND OTHER RELATED INFO HERE))
Economy
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Culture and media
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See also
[Megalovania|Megalovania] [Eastslavonia|Eastslavonia]
External links
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