User:Jaydenfromcanada/Illustrious Order of the Taxpayers
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| Illustrious Order of the Taxpayers | |
|---|---|
 Illustrious Order of the Taxpayers | |
| Awarded by Jayden Lycon | |
| Type | Personal ribbon |
| Established | 28 December 2020 |
| Country |  Canada |
| Motto | "PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES" -Lin-Manuel Miranda, One Last Ride, 2015 |
| Eligibility | Being a responsible taxpayer |
| Post-nominals | TAX |
The Illustrious Order of the Taxpayers is a personal award of Jayden Lycon given to whoever upon request and is a responsible taxpayer.
History
Lycon asked the Parliament of Essexia to create a "pretigious award for anyone who pays their taxes". Jack Dean then bragged about the only person in Essexia to paid tax to the Commonwealth government. Isaiah David suggested the name "Illustrious Order of the Tax Payers", which was later edited to its current name.
Dean-Lycon correspondence relating to taxes
i ask parliament to create a pretigious award for anyone who pays their taxes this includes sales tax
— Jayden Lycon, 2020
It is somewhat funny that I am the only individual in Essexia to have paid tax to the commonwealth government
— Jack Dean, 2020
Ok Tory who posted their portrait at Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs
— Jayden Lycon, 2020
Lmfaoo
They made me do tht bc they accuse me of not paying tax Which I didn’t Not to HM Tax Bc I don’t have to
Ans bc I’m a devote Essexian
— Jack Dean, 2020
His Majesty's Revenue and Customs to the Commonwealth idiot
— Jayden Lycon, 2020
:frowning:
— Jack Dean, 2020
gulity until proven inncoent
— Jayden Lycon, 2020
Literally took law and that’s how it works yes
— Jack Dean, 2020
Illustrious Order of the Tax Payers
— Isaiah Burdette, 2020
Eligibility
There are no formal requirements, however, anyone who asks Lycon and pays their taxes (which can include sales tax, income tax, etc), can be awarded. There is no proof required for tax forms as it is under the honour system, but applicants must specify a tax that they paid. Recipients of the award are given the right to use the post-nominals "TAX" and the honourific style "Taxpayer Simp".
However, people who have drunk / ate at Starbucks are illegible and will get their order revoked if they are caught eating / drinking there. Again, it is under the honour system and no track record of Starbucks visits are required.
Awardees
As of 29 December 2020, there are 9 awardees of the Illustrious Order of the Taxpayers:
- Leon Montan, paying his sales tax
- Robert Smith, paying his sales tax
- James Bornstein, paying his tax to the Desert District
- Isaiah David, paying his sales tax to the Internal Revenue Service
- James Frisch, paying his Administration Tax to the Beaconite Inland Revenue Service
- Jack Dean, paying his tax to the Commonwealth of Essexia
- Otto Gillespie Birch, paying his taxes to both Canada Revenue Agency and the Internal Revenue Service
- Luke, paying his sales tax
- CMark, paying his sales tax when he bought spray paint from a local ace hardware as well as never entering a Starbucks establishment in his lifetime