Hoffenland

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Republic of Hoffenland
Flag
Motto: Hoffen ist die Levette
File:Toronto, Canada
Capital
and largest city
Pond-City
Official languagesEnglish,French,Pondic,German
Demonym(s)Hoffman
GovernmentRepublic
• Voicemen
Citizens vote
• President
Citizens vote
LegislatureParliament
Establishment2019
Population
• (as of 2029 census) census
23(humans);
CurrencyMark(metal coin)
Time zoneHoffen Universal Time

The Republic of Hoffenland, more commonly known as Hoffland, is a soverign state in Central Canada. It was founded when the Toronto mayor cut off the area from city services. The people in the are were highly offended so they formed Hoffland, a micronation with free elections, and free utilities(all paid by public donations). Hoffland is made of 5 districts, and has a total of 2 acres for its citizens. Currently one war against the city has been made to get city services back.

Every month, Hoffland does a public voting who decides who makes decisions on their district. That person will be able to change as much as he wants but for every big thing it must be allowed by the president. The president is voted on for every 2 months and can only serve once unless there is no one else running.

Hoffland does not want to have relations with other micronations because it thinks that is is on another level of nationality. Hoffland does not tolerate injustice, and unequal rights. Anything is allowed that can't be used to hurt yourself or others. Anyone can become a citizen for free. They just have to enter documented, and pay for rent if they decide to live in person.

The main website is https://hoffenland.len4.repl.co/ !

Etymology

The name comes from a German soldier from World War 2 who saved a whole camp of Jews. That persons name was Gretchlan Hoff. Hoff also stands for hope. As long as the name is Hoffland then the country will have hope. Although in recent years people have been trying to make the country socialist, and rename it to Hossland.

History

Founding Days

In March 2019, Hoffland was a 2 acre piece of land with one hope in mind. They wanted equality and justice, but could not get it due to current time and location. A resident named Emery Roth talked with the other residents about splitting from Canada so they could create their own laws with justice and equality. They all agreed on the subject so the micronation formed.

In October 2019, Hoffland established government, army, real estate, and stocks. This month was a boom for the country and it mostly exported sewn rugs, 3D-printed objects, and garden crops. Emery Roth founded the Free Party, and got voted in for president. All the voicemen that were voted for the districts were all the original owners of the land.

Cazechlian War

In 2 June 2020, Hoffland went off to a small war against Cazechlia. The Cazechlian leader took a visit to Hoffland to annex the land. The Hoffmen then kicked the leader out, and declared war.

In 3 June 2020, Cazechlia hired someone from South Toronto to attack Hoffland with airsoft guns. The person went through with the attack and shot 2 people. The police were called and the person was fined. The person later trolled everyone on the november of 2020. The leader and him are now friends.

In 4 June 2020, Cazechlia gave up trying to attack. They gave 0.2 bitcoin to Hoffland as reparations, and the war was over. Hoffland considered this a big win and made a holiday called Hoffs' Day(which celebrates both founding and the war).

Divisions/states

Hoffenland has 5 states/divisions all consisting with 1 voiceman each. The first state is Pond City which is the capital/the biggest city consisting of a high population of fish and frogs. Common exports include meat. The total human population is 6. The second state is Oakland which consists of 1 small house and forest. The population is 1 human. Common exports are berries, and apples. The third state is Rockinia which is a harsh enviorment with rigid concrete rocks everywhere. The population is 1 man who works on recycling the concrete. Although the area is harsh, there is wild persimmon trees. The second state is Newport which is a hilly with sheds, and farmland. There is 1 city with 3 people. The last state is Daneland which is most of the nations size. It is half an acre of flatlands, with marshlands on the southern side. There are no people living in this territory yet.

Politics and government

Hoffland is a democracy. Each month people go to Pond City, and vote for a president on a paper ballot. Then they vote for voicemen. Voicemen are in charge of small decisions for the persons district. They can't make big decisions. Presidents though can make whatever decision they want. Although they have power, a new one gets voted each month so there is no monarchy. Other then voicemen are citizen lawyers. These people are in charge of judging people, and standing up for people who did wrong. If you have more people standing for you then not then you win the case. The government collects taxes for utilities, and small fees for presidents($1 dollar a day).


Note: This system stated on wiki has changed. A new system has been enacted. I am waiting on political changes to be completed

to edit this.

Law and order

Hoffland uses a voting system for who did crime or not. The person states their case then people vote if they win or not. If a person convicts a person of a crime and that person wins, then the criminal will be forced to pay twice the tax. If they get voted against again, then they get kicked out.

Foreign relations

  • Elava
  • Luchijan
  • Monmark
  • MCA
  • Keland

Military

Hoffland believes in strength. Every person who is able to fight is enrolled into the military. There is 3 separate types of military. Army
The army section is mostly population. It consists of using airsoft guns, smoke bombs, and drones. Technical Army
This army is top secret. It uses sql hacking, vex robot development, and website making. Now with online micronations, this segment could do lots of damage. Air Force
The air force just started with 2 drones and 3 rc planes. Hofflen is trying to get a person drone that can pick up people.

Geography and climate

This is the most common animal. The green tree frog. Although most frogs in the area are darker.

Hoffensland is very diverse in weather and land. It is next to a large pond so you can often expect marshiness near pond city. It is mostly cold with highs in the summer being 100 degrees at most. It gets up to -30 in the winter so there is always weather watches. Pollution has been a problem in the past but it has seemed to come down with new laws.

Economy

Hoffenland's economy is very complex because it often does trading with all of Canada's micronations. Common imports include food, water, clothing, and electricity. Common exports are garden crops, clothes, computers, handmade weapons and many small things. Hoffenland trades with Canadian businesses and sells online at ebay.

Culture and media

Hoffens culture is semi-diverse. Most of it is Canadian culture but U.S. and French culture has become more prominent. There is online education for any age under 18 that is free, but you must pay for college. The most common language is English although French is becoming more popular. Hoffenland has a new company, its own internet(Hoffnet), and a radio station with propaganda and news.