Kūlanensbēorgån Takáija

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Vaijndtfrǣðen Takáija
Beindtfrēaðe Takáya
None
Flag
Motto: 
‘Wie giv līf‎ tō ūr wereld. Þat's ūr agne’
Anthem: Soldier, Pœt, King
StatusActive
Capital
and largest city
Takáyatas
Official languagesEnglish, Takáyann, Parkal, Eskrian, Callistic
Recognised national languagesNiewanglisch, Wolfish, Lunaryinn
Ethnic groups
Takayan, Korvarian, Wolfish, Callistic, Rabonese, Lunarian, Eskrian
Religion
N/A
Demonym(s)Takáyan
GovernmentConstitutional Monarchy
• Vykkíng
Alan von Heinlen
• Órgtóra Vykkíng
termanyx
LegislatureKōnogìide
CurrencyTakayan Tzheskamos
Date formatdd-mm-yyyyy
Driving sideright

The Kūlanensbēorgån Takáija, also known as Takáya, in Niewanglisch Cyngdom of Takáya, is a micronation that was established on October 19, 2021. The creation of the micronation came as a result of a cold war declaration between the Average Area group and the former Republic of the Onyx Union, but ultimately, peace was achieved. On October 27, 2021, the official server was almost invaded, but this did not occur due to the declaration of peace on the 25th. The micronation operated as a Democratic Republic and has unofficial ties with the Empire of Aeternia. In July 14, 2023, it has split into provinces.

Early History

A second conflict with the People's Soviet Republic of Bytiye saw the invasion of the Onyxnese discord server. The Onyxnese server was invaded three times and pushed back, but the final invasion resulted in a significant hacking incident which resulted in Onyx no longer being the leader. The Communist occupation resulted in the short-lived People's Republic of the Onyx Union. After a civil war in the Union, it was restored and a treaty was signed between Bytiye and Onyxnese to become allies until relations soured.

The country's last leader was Sebbe, who served his first term and was the second and final president of the Onyx Union. The country was united with the Republic of Wolfclan to create this micronation.

The Merger between the Republic of WolfClan and the Republic of Onyx Union was agreed upon on January 12, 2022. This merger was narrowly agreed upon, as the founder of the Republic of Wolfclan, Blasto, originally did not want this to happen, but he agreed to it in exchang for more autonomy. The former Republic of WolfClan occupied the northern part of Florida, and when merged with the former Republic of Onyx Union, it occupied almost the entire state, with the exception of an area around West Palm Beach and Lake Okeechobee called Rabon.

After the merger, the Onyxnese Discord Server was rebranded. The only double-presidency occurred during this time, but after this, there would be no more double presidencies. The double presidency was Sebbe and Onyx. The current leader is Onyx, who won the presidency unexpectedly.

Garcia is a region in Canada, currently controlled by the Garcian Union (also known as the United Provinces of Garcia or UPG). The region has experienced a lot of turmoil, with the biggest problem being the threat of Nazi ideology. The NPEG, or "East Garcia", was a Nazi empire that sought to expand its borders and commit heinous crimes.

During a time of peace, Onyxclan gained allies such as the Democratic Republic of Rudharta, the Kingdom of Purcal, among others. The situation was further exacerbated by the ongoing war. East Garcia then invaded Onyxclan in a month-long conflict, resulting in an Onyxnese victory. After that, relations between Bytiye and Onyxclan soured a lot, resulting in a severing of diplomatic relations between the two. When Wolfclan launched their invasion, Bytiye supported the Empire of Garcia, which would turn into West Garcia (UPG) and East Garcia (NPEG). Onyxclan then became a member of the United Nations of Discord, an UN organization for Discord departments of micronations. After a week of peace in Garcia, East Garcia launched an invasion of the west, supported diplomatically and militarily by Bytiye and Washingtonia. West Garcia was supported diplomatically by Onyxclan, Ormastun, Rabon, Arstoria and Wolfclan. During this invasion, there was alot of name calling being thrown out, but it settled down around August 2022.

The Attolian Annexation

The Republic of Onyxclan became allies with the Attolian Federal Republic, and the two nations became really close. Relations seemed really good, until Attolia revealed their true intentions. Eventually, the Attolians marched into Wolfclan, Rabon, and Onyxclan, and annexed the three countries, moving Wolfclan and Rabon out of Florida, to Central America and the Carribean. Onyxclan, however, was completely destroyed. The state was incorporated into the former Attolian Province of Florida. Onyx, and a couple of the onyxnese population decided to launch a coup against the floridian attolians, designating the attolians as a terrorist group by a couple of Attolians, but not Onyx. Wolfclan and Rabon sponsored the coup attempt, but the coup was squashed, and the onyxnese gave up.

A second attempt came at independence, some advocating for a civil war to bring back Onyxclan. Onyx thought that glorifying his name was a bit too much for the name "Onyxclan." So he decided to change the name, to the "Takáyan Liberation Front," the first time the name Takáya was used. Onyx did not want another war with the Attolians, so they compromised on a peace. A peace that would change Takáya forever.

Post-Attolia

Takáya became independent again on December 18th, 2022, and after some negotiating, formed the Republic of Attolia-Takáya, along with their rivals in Attolia. After a referrendum, the Takáyans left the union

After a few months, there wouldn't be much coming from the kingdom. Now clans were on the rise. Takáya would align itself with the huge clan of the HXR, or "Holy Xamanian Reich." Takáya would be defended by them. The Republic of Wolfclan would invade Takáya, and the new country of Ifinite-Easy, and it would result in the destruction of Wolfclan itself. Takáya had a conflict with SwedishMeatball, and his clan, the "Global Security Forces", or GSF.

Eventually, the Takáyans, along with the Nikolovist Republic of Lesia and Karduna, merged for a few days, forming the Republic of Lesia-Takáya. This union only lasted a few days, due to members getting kicked due to the SwedishMeatball situation, and Onyx became more and more paranoid.

As the Swedish meatball situation got worse and worse, it eventually culminated in the near-dissolution of Takáya. When Lesia-Karduna and Takáya broke apart, Onyx became less paranoid about Swedish invading Lesia-Karduna, but was worried about him attacking Takáya. So Takáya was broken up, given to Ifinite-Easy, Eskria, the Fox Republic, and the Lunarian Federation. Takáya was lost, for a time. It wasn't until other Takáyans rebuilt Takáya and returned the crown to the kūlanen, Onyx.

The Calm before the Storm

As Takáya continues to grow and grow, the Takáyans become more and more isolationist again, and little would continue to come out of the kingdom. The kingdom was fractured into regions, and Ifinite-Easy, now Callistium, took at least 25% of the kingdom. Onyx continued the recovery process, and was granted land from Eskria, to expand into what it is today. It does not hold the entire Floridian Peninsula anymore, as it only holds the western part of the land.

Takáya wished to keep growing, but reveal little about itself as it can, member wise. This policy of isolationism was still from the Attolian era, where Takáya maintained a policy of total isolation. The micronation is still alive today, though is still maintaining a policy of isolation. Some members of Takáya are planning to retire, keep Onyx on the throne for as long as they want him to.

Eventually, Takáya grows to encompass the midsection of Florida, from Sænt Pytersbēorg in the east to Títusbēorg in the west This would mark the start of the final days of Takáya

Flag History

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October 19, 2021
January 1, 2022
May 19, 2022
October 19, 2022
December 18, 2022
January 20, 2023

Dissolution

Takáya's Provinces pre-breakup

The downfall of Takáya would be a turbulent and destructive one. Takáya was a part of the International Council of Micronations, or ICM. The kingdom at the time was divided into 9 provinces: Takáijatas, Pónsolos, Sǣunn Eskŗía, Órsland, Konings, Lúnvar, Tróttingsbēorgen, Jáfþor, and Efþen. The wars taking place at the time, was the Takáyo-Ažlantúvska war. The Empire of Ažlantúvska was invaded by Takáya in the colony of Luisjanska, as this was a plan to do a push to the sea. The offensive was successful. But eventually, Rudharta joined the Takáyann server and was swiftly banned. Though Onyx made some anti-religious remarks, which weren't taken too lightly by the Rudhartans and Attolians. Eventually, the president of Rudharta, along with Attolia, declares war on Takáya, and starts the very short-lived Takáyo-Rudharta war, the shortest war in Takáyann history, ended in an Attolian and Rudhartan victory, resulting in the final breakup of the Kūlanensbēorgen Takáya. In the discord server, the official end of Takáya came with the Takáyann anthem, the Cullen Vance version of Soldier, Poet, King by The Oh Hellos, and the server was shut down.

Breakup of Takáya

Final Product of the Dissolution and subsequent division of Takáya

The breakup officially began on July 13, 2023 The Era of Batánåsfōlkkir had begun. The first new country to break off was the Kingdom of Lúnvar. The next one to secede from Takáya was Efþen, which was then annexed into the United States of Rabon, as the new state of Efskajīśćo (Efskayishcho.) Efþen would then be followed by Jáfþor, which would join the Fox Republic and merge to form the Fox Republic of Takáya. This would not be considered the successor of the true Takáya. Pónsolos seceded 20 minutes after Jáfþor, to make the Pónsolos Kingdom. Sǣunn Eskŗía also called Little Eskria, would declare independence an hour after Pónsolos. forming the Kingdom of Sǣunn Eskŗía. Tróttingsbēorgen declared independence the next day, on July 14. Tróttingsbēorgen would merge with the Pantonian province of North Painshire to form the Kingdom of North Painshire-Tróttingsbēorgen, or in Shiric, Druhwelandsk og Norþwayis Panshirisk-Trotsbeeolandsk. The province of Konings declared independence 30 minutes after Tróttingsbēorgen, forming the Republic of Konings.

Finally, after all of the other nations seceded, Takáijatas itself, the capital province, seceded from Takáya, to form the Republic of Takáijatas. The nation was officially dissolved at 2 am Eastern Daylight time. Tróttingsbēorgen released two autonomous zones, the Prótskēna Republic and the Kingdom of Tywinþæpól, in which Prótskena and Tróttingsbēorgen would be annexed into Tywinþæpól. Sǣunn Eskŗía also released þe Sāorrlānde Autonomous zone as the Republic of Sāorrlānde. They are the new micronations that came out of the collapse of Takáya. The first to remember and mourn the collapse was the Kingdom of Purcal, followed by Pantonia. Takáya lived from October 19, 2021, and was temporarily dissolved on the 14th of July, 2023.

The Wars of Succession

As the provinces gained independence, a new entity, titled the Takáyann Provisional Government decided to invade Pónsolos in aims to re-unite Takáya. The Central Takáya Treaty Organization (CTTO) formed around this time, and they managed to get the TPG out of Pónsolos, after capturing the entire country.


Takáijatas would be the next target, but of an invasion by Tywinþæpól. Tywinþæpól had claims to specific areas it wanted to claim, but the Takáijatas government rejected the claims. So the Tywin government gave an ultimatum on annexation of the territories, and they rejected it again. So Takáijatas was invaded, on all fronts. Sǣúnn Eskŗía joined the fight on Tywinþæpól's side, but the front was a stalemate, and resulted in Tywinþæpól City being destroyed by a bombing run of Takáijatas. Eventually, Tywinþæpól withdrew from Takáijatas. The TPG smelled blood, and a week later, they invaded Takáijatas again, this time occupying the entire country. They formed the Republic of South Takáya that day, and Tywinþæpól was watching. Eventually, Tywinþæpól invaded both South Takáya and Takáijatas in order to re-unite the two countries under Tywinþæpól's control. As Takáijatas was getting invaded, Pónsolos, Sǣunn Eskŗía, Órsland, and Lúnvar had joined Tywinþæpól. After heavy negotiations, Takáijatas was annexed into Tywinþæpól, forming the Kingdom of Attolia. The kingdom wouldn't last too long in Florida, as in a poll, people voted to revive Takáya, as the Florida region of Eskria joined the new interation of Takáya.

Second Takáyo-Rabonese war

Around July 30, The United States of Rabon entered a state of civil war, and as the leader was overthrown, Takáya invaded Rabon on August 1, in a goal to annex Rabon, The coup was deposed, and a referendum on annexation was about to come into effect, but the Rabonese resistance eventually strengthened, and they pushed back. Takáya lost the war, and was forced to reform, removing the Monarchy and installing a federation.

Era of Batánåsfōlkkir

The Era of Batánåsfōlkkir, which means "Collapsing Country," is the event that started when Takáya first broke up in July. The Vaijndtfræðen Takáija, which means the United Provinces of Takáya, was a very unstable republic. The government collapsed a couple of times, and, in Mid-August, the Republic of Onyxclan, under Arstorian rule, and the 5th Wolfish Republic declared their independence, and Takáya collapsed again, with the loss of the Capital, Takáijatas. Under heavy negotiations, Takáya re-gained it's independence, under the name Varāniland, which means "Land of the Striped Bolted Cats." The move was very unpopular in Takáya, and the change was reverted, as a referendum sealed the fate of the Republic. Takáya became a kingdom again in late August of 2023. Wolfclan and Onyxclan were invaded around the same time, and the Empire of Akhi went to war against the new Torsland Federation. Torsland lost Wolfclan, but they did gain the Wolfish as an ally. The Republic of Onyxclan was dissolved, and became the State of Nya Onyxclan, or "New Onyxclan."

Takáya was expanding aggressively, and Akhi was getting worried, that they would have to contain Takáyann expansionism. Takáya had parts of southern Canada, Michigan, the Dakotas, Wisconsin, Iceland, and other lands. The threat of GSF, now named the TUH, drove Takáya to join Torsland. The move was, and still is, very unpopular.

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