Racki-Puvaland War

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Racki-Puvaland War
DateSeptember 24, 2021
Location
Plot territory, Rackistan
Result Rackistan victory
Belligerents
Rackistan Republic of Pina, Kingdom of Uvaland
Commanders and leaders
Head of Millitary, President Director de Militares, Jefe de Militares
Units involved
10 troops 3 troops, , 1 troop
Strength
10 troops, 2 RC Cars (not used), 1 drone (not used), 3 Nerf guns (not used) 3 troops, 1 troop

The Racki-Puvaland War is considered to be the shortest war ever. The war was fought between the Democratic Banana Republic of Rackistan against the Republic of Pina and the Kingdom of Uvaland. This war lasted a total time of 30 seconds, spanning between September 24, 18:51:03 - September 24, 18:51:33. Despite what the public may say, this war was legitimate and went through a proper battle-like structure. It reached a level of 2.7 on the Micronational War Classification index.

Leading up to the war

The short war started when Rackistan took all Plot territory. Dorito opted out of fighting, because they thought that "it wasn't worth it". Pina and Uvaland did not think this way, and after a long consideration, decided to fight under one name; "Puvaland".

Rundown of the war

18:51:03

Pina and Uvaland notifies the nearby President, and the war begins.

18:51:05

Rackistan takes out half of the single troop in Uvaland.

18:51:08

The single troop in Uvaland is completely taken out, Rackistan takes a sizable chunk of Uvaland.

18:51:15

All of Uvaland is taken over, Pina lines up troops.

18:51:18

A shirtless man on a red bicycle rides through the area, he will continue riding for a while.

18:15:20

Rackistan begins attacking southeast Pina, takes out half a troop.

18:15:23

An entire troop is taken out in this time, bringing the remaining troops down to 1.5.

18:15:25

Rackistan decides to continue going, grabbing a larger piece of land.

18:15:28

The "Bicycle man" has gone out of sight, and Pina now has a single troop remaining.

18:51:30

Pina down to half a troop, and 1/8 the land they started with.

18:51:33

Rackistan takes the last troop and the last bit of land, ending the war.