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The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia
The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia |
Mot kommunistene vi står! (Against the communists we stand!)
|Capital city||Skitnes (Kekburg)|
|Largest city||Skitnes (Kekburg)|
|Official language(s)||Norwegian, English, Kekian|
|Supreme Leader: Kristoffer Kristoffersen|
|Established||February 1st 2019|
|Area claimed||0,45 km²|
|Population||18 They're all sh*tposters|
|Time zone||KST (Kekian Standard Time) (CET/CEST)|
|National sport||Stein, saks, klask|
|National animal||Green bottle blue spider|
|Patron saint||Pepe the Frog|
Kekia, officially the The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia (NOR: Den Demokratiske Folkerepublikken Kekia) is a country created by human beings.
Kekia is a country that wishes to be all the great things Norway could not be.
The Kekian flag is based of meme culture and whistleism. Kekia have had a total of three flags in its history. The first flag propaosal (made by Supreme Leader, Kristoffer Kristoffersen) was implemented on February 1, 2019, but was replaced due to it being overdetailed. The second flag proposal (made by Minister of Foreign Affairs, Erik Eriksen) was implemented on February 15, 2019, but was replaced after a referendum on a kekting-meeting due to the third flag proposal being more comfortable looking at. The third flag proposal (also made by Minister of Foreign Affairs, Erik Eriksen) was implemented on April 25, 2019.
The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia (NOR: Den Demokratiske Folkerepublikken Kekia was founded on February 1, 2019 by a group of friends. The group decided to declare independency when the constant discrimination of their religion would not stop. Another reason is that they were not happy with the Norwegian sugar tax. On April 23, Erik Eriksen (Minister of Foreign Affairs, Society Development and Justice), sent an e-mail to the mayor of Nittedal munincipality. A response has yet to come. Sign the petition: 
The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia is mainly governed over a Norwegian speaking discord-server with the same name.
Members of the Government
Supreme Leader: Kristoffer Kristoffersen (EP)
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Society Development and Justice: Erik Eriksen (PP)
Minister of Defence: William Williamsen (MAP)
Minister of Nature: Eskil Eskildsen (EP)
Minister of Sewage: Jørgen Jørgensen (BEWD)
Minister of Finance: Ola Olasen (MTP)
Minister of Education: Eirik Eiriksen (HPP)
Minister of Oil: Dag Dagsen (EP)
Minister of culture: Eskil Eskildsen (EP)
There are currently 6 registred parties in Kekia:
|Progresspartiet (PP) (The progressparty)||2019||Capitalism||Far right||Erik Eriksen||1|
|EndringsPartiet (EP)(The Change Party)||2019||Captialism||Right||Kristoffer Kristoffersen||3|
|Militært Angrepsparti (MAP) (Military Attackparty)||2019||Militarism||middle||William Williamsen||1|
|Minecraft Tryhard Partiet (MTP)||2019||Minecraftism||right||Ola Olasen||1|
|Hellige Plystrepartiet (HPP) (The holy whistlingparty)||2019||Conservatism||left||Eirik Eiriksen||1|
|Blue Eyed White Dragons (BEWD)||2019||Nazism||Left||Jørgen Jørgensen||1|
On the April 2019 elections, The Progressparty and The Minecraft Tryhard Party both got 50% of the votes. The parties decided to let government remain as it was before the elections.
In september, 2019, NNP was officially merged with EP and changed name to EndringsPartiet
The current GDP per capita in kekia is 7 KUK
Kekia is divided into 8 counties:
Kekia also has 6 territories in Norway:
Vildrosvägen Military Outpost
Østre Bolærne Military Outpost
The Holy pond of Høldippelen is part of 5 counties on the map, but really the pond isn't part of any county.
The Float on Høldippelen is not a part of any county by religious reasons.
All citizens of Kekia are ready to fight for the fatherland at any time. Kekia's military is the strongest in the world, stronger than the U.S. army. The Kekian army is ruled by General William Williamsen (The minister of Defence). The Kekian Luftwaffel (Air Force) is ruled by General Anders Andersen.
Kekia's two military outposts, Østre Bolærne and Vildrosvägen are only manned two times a year for two weeks.
Kekia loves Kekistan as if they were brothers. Kekia also has tight relations to Norway.
Kekia and Molossia has recently been building up friendship between the micronations. The Kekians hope to one time achiveve more diplomatic relations between the two micronations
Since the start of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Kekia, so have memes and whistling been the biggest factors of the Kekian culture.
The Whistleism is the state religion of Kekia. The Whistleism is a religion that mainly bases it's religous acticities on whistling. This is used to achieve a strong connection with the God of Whistling.
The Whistleism originates from the fort in the holy forest at 60.0507207, 10.8804922 when the group of friends had a vision of the God of Whistling who would save us, humans and all other life on earth from the radical feminists and the environmentalist
Pepe the frog
Pepe the frog is their main symbol and is usually the the first thing that comes to mind when you think about Kekia. The contereversy about pepe became so strong to the point that some feminist organisation marked it as a 'symbol of hate'.
The Kekians love their memes. Even though their culture is mainly based off the Whistleism, so does their day-to-day life mostly affected by the meme-culture
Normie memes are strictly forbidden in Kekia and can lead to your citizenship being revoked and/or you being expelled from Kekia. This law exists in order to only keep intelligent people in Kekia.
Any sexual activity similar to BDSM is strictly forbidden because violence is illegal in Kekia.
Holidays and Traditions
The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia has 13 national holidays. A Kekian citizen is obligated to celebrate and enjoy them.
|Date||English name||Kekian name||Remarks|
|January 1.||New Year's Day||Første Nyttårsdag|
|February 1.||Kekia Day||Kekia da'n||A celebration that celebrates the day Kekia was founded|
|February 3.||The Supreme Leader's day||Lederda'n||Birthday of the Supreme Leader|
|May 1.||Labour Day||Arbeidernes dag|
|May 4.||Star Wars Day||Star Wars day||May the 4th be with you|
|May 8.||Liberation Day||Frigjøringsdagen||Celebration of the german forces capitulating in 1945|
|May 15.||Random day off||Tilfeldig fridag||A day off in hope of getting a "inneklemt dag" and also to give students hope|
|May 17.||Icecream and sausages-day||Is- og pølse-dagen||Only Norwegians will get the reference...|
|June 1.||Summer day||Sommerdagen||Celebration of the beginning of the Summer|
|August 23.||Whistle day||Plystredagen||Birth of the Whistleism|
|December 24.||Christmas Eve||Julaften|
|December 31.||New Year's Eve||Nyttårsaften|