The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia

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The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia
The new flag of Kekia.png

Mot kommunistene vi står! (Against the communists we stand!)

Capital city Skitnes (Kekburg)
Largest city Skitnes (Kekburg)
Official language(s) Norwegian, English, Kekian
Official religion(s) Whistleism
Short name Kekia
Demonym Kekian
Government Democracy
Supreme Leader: Kristoffer Kristoffersen
Established February 1st 2019
Area claimed 0,45 km²
Population 18 They're all sh*tposters
Currency Kuk
Time zone KST (Kekian Standard Time) (CET/CEST)
National sport Stein, saks, klask
National drink Diarévæske
National animal Green bottle blue spider
Patron saint Pepe the Frog

Kekia, officially the The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia (NOR: Den Demokratiske Folkerepublikken Kekia) is a country created by human beings.

Kekia is a country that wishes to be all the great things Norway could not be.

Map of Kekia. Interactive map of Kekia:


The Kekian flag is based of meme culture and whistleism. Kekia have had a total of three flags in its history. The first flag propaosal (made by Supreme Leader, Kristoffer Kristoffersen) was implemented on February 1, 2019, but was replaced due to it being overdetailed. The second flag proposal (made by Minister of Foreign Affairs, Erik Eriksen) was implemented on February 15, 2019, but was replaced after a referendum on a kekting-meeting due to the third flag proposal being more comfortable looking at. The third flag proposal (also made by Minister of Foreign Affairs, Erik Eriksen) was implemented on April 25, 2019.


The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia (NOR: Den Demokratiske Folkerepublikken Kekia was founded on February 1, 2019 by a group of friends. The group decided to declare independency when the constant discrimination of their religion would not stop. Another reason is that they were not happy with the Norwegian sugar tax. On April 23, Erik Eriksen (Minister of Foreign Affairs, Society Development and Justice), sent an e-mail to the mayor of Nittedal munincipality. A response has yet to come. Sign the petition: [1]


The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia is mainly governed over a Norwegian speaking discord-server with the same name.

Members of the Government

Supreme Leader: Kristoffer Kristoffersen (EP)

Minister of Foreign Affairs, Society Development and Justice: Erik Eriksen (PP)

Minister of Defence: William Williamsen (MAP)

Minister of Nature: Eskil Eskildsen (EP)

Minister of Sewage: Jørgen Jørgensen (BEWD)

Minister of Finance: Ola Olasen (MTP)

Minister of Education: Eirik Eiriksen (HPP)

Minister of Oil: Dag Dagsen (EP)

Minister of culture: Eskil Eskildsen (EP)


There are currently 6 registred parties in Kekia:

Name Logo Founded Ideology Position Seats Leader Members
Progresspartiet (PP) (The progressparty)
2019 Capitalism Far right
1 / 8
Erik Eriksen 1
EndringsPartiet (EP)(The Change Party)
2019 Captialism Right
3 / 8
Kristoffer Kristoffersen 3
Militært Angrepsparti (MAP) (Military Attackparty) 2019 Militarism middle
1 / 8
William Williamsen 1
Minecraft Tryhard Partiet (MTP)
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2019 Minecraftism right
1 / 8
Ola Olasen 1
Hellige Plystrepartiet (HPP) (The holy whistlingparty) 2019 Conservatism left
1 / 8
Eirik Eiriksen 1
Blue Eyed White Dragons (BEWD)
2019 Nazism Left
1 / 8
Jørgen Jørgensen 1

On the April 2019 elections, The Progressparty and The Minecraft Tryhard Party both got 50% of the votes. The parties decided to let government remain as it was before the elections.

In september, 2019, NNP was officially merged with EP and changed name to EndringsPartiet


The current GDP per capita in kekia is 7 KUK


Kekia is divided into 8 counties:

County Municipal coat of arms English name Denonym Remarks Kekting Delegate
Skitnes Kekburg.png Kekburg Kekburger Kekburg is the capital of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Kekia.

Kekburg is divided into two parts: the Populated zone and the Border zone. read more further down in the article

Kristoffer Kristoffersen
Kristofferstad Fylke Kristofferstad County Kristofferbo This county gets named up after the current Supreme Leader of Kekia
Nordlige Ørodden Fylke North Ørodden County Odder North Ørodden is the smallest County in the Democratic Peoples Republic of Kekia
Sørlige Ørodden Fylke South Ørodden County Odder Sørlige Ørodden has the highest consentration of slaves in Kekia Jørgen Jørgensen
Grønnholmen Fylke Grønnholmen County Grønning
Brundalen Fylke Brundalen County Bruning
Nitvik Fylke Nitvik County Nitviker Nitvik is mostly isolated from the rest of Kekia beacuse the county is home to an endangered species called "Homo sapiens Nitus". This species is very agressive and has a smaller brain than normal Homo Sapiens
Kekfjell Fylke Kekfjell County Fjellbo Kefjell County is the newest county in Kekia, and was formed after Kekia gained more land from Norway.

Kekia also has 6 territories in Norway:

Sjittjern Territory

Åbotjern Territory

Lommetjern Territory

Kristoffers' feriehus

Vildrosvägen Military Outpost

Østre Bolærne Military Outpost

The Holy pond of Høldippelen is part of 5 counties on the map, but really the pond isn't part of any county.

The Float on Høldippelen is not a part of any county by religious reasons.


All citizens of Kekia are ready to fight for the fatherland at any time. Kekia's military is the strongest in the world, stronger than the U.S. army. The Kekian army is ruled by General William Williamsen (The minister of Defence). The Kekian Luftwaffel (Air Force) is ruled by General Anders Andersen.

Kekia's two military outposts, Østre Bolærne and Vildrosvägen are only manned two times a year for two weeks.

Foreign Relations

Kekia loves Kekistan as if they were brothers. Kekia also has tight relations to Norway.


Kekia and Molossia has recently been building up friendship between the micronations. The Kekians hope to one time achiveve more diplomatic relations between the two micronations


Since the start of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Kekia, so have memes and whistling been the biggest factors of the Kekian culture.


The Whistleism is the state religion of Kekia. The Whistleism is a religion that mainly bases it's religous acticities on whistling. This is used to achieve a strong connection with the God of Whistling.


The Whistleism originates from the fort in the holy forest at 60.0507207, 10.8804922 when the group of friends had a vision of the God of Whistling who would save us, humans and all other life on earth from the radical feminists and the environmentalist

Pepe the frog

Pepe the frog is their main symbol and is usually the the first thing that comes to mind when you think about Kekia. The contereversy about pepe became so strong to the point that some feminist organisation marked it as a 'symbol of hate'.

Dank Memes

The Kekians love their memes. Even though their culture is mainly based off the Whistleism, so does their day-to-day life mostly affected by the meme-culture

Normie Memes

Normie memes are strictly forbidden in Kekia and can lead to your citizenship being revoked and/or you being expelled from Kekia. This law exists in order to only keep intelligent people in Kekia.

Sexual activity

Any sexual activity similar to BDSM is strictly forbidden because violence is illegal in Kekia.

Holidays and Traditions

The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia has 13 national holidays. A Kekian citizen is obligated to celebrate and enjoy them.

Date English name Kekian name Remarks
January 1. New Year's Day Første Nyttårsdag
February 1. Kekia Day Kekia da'n A celebration that celebrates the day Kekia was founded
February 3. The Supreme Leader's day Lederda'n Birthday of the Supreme Leader
May 1. Labour Day Arbeidernes dag
May 4. Star Wars Day Star Wars day May the 4th be with you
May 8. Liberation Day Frigjøringsdagen Celebration of the german forces capitulating in 1945
May 15. Random day off Tilfeldig fridag A day off in hope of getting a "inneklemt dag" and also to give students hope
May 17. Icecream and sausages-day Is- og pølse-dagen Only Norwegians will get the reference...
June 1. Summer day Sommerdagen Celebration of the beginning of the Summer
August 23. Whistle day Plystredagen Birth of the Whistleism
October 31. Halloween Allehelgensaften
December 24. Christmas Eve Julaften
December 31. New Year's Eve Nyttårsaften