Democratic People's Republic of Kekia
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The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia | |
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 Flag | |
| Motto: Mot kommunistene vi står! (Against the communists we stand!) | |
| Anthem: | |
| Capital and largest city | Skitnes (Kekburg) |
| Official languages | Norwegian, English, Kekian |
| Demonym(s) | Kekian |
| Government | Presidential republic (de jure) Dictatorship (de facto) |
• Supreme Leader | Kristoffer Kristoffersen |
| Establishment | 1 February 2019 |
| Population | |
• They're all sh*tposters census | 30 |
| Currency | Kekian Kuk (KEK) |
| Time zone | KST (Kekian Standard Time) GMT +0:45 |
Kekia, officially the The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia (NOR: Den Demokratiske Folkerepublikken Kekia) is a country created by human beings.
Kekia is a country that wishes to be all the great things Norway could not be.
Flag
The current Kekian flag is based off Kekias geography. The green represents Kekia's lush and welcoming woods, while the black nordic cross represents the beloved holy pond of Høldippelen (even though Høldippelen is more blue than black), as well as the creeks that flows into it.
Kekia has had a total of three flags in its history. The first flag (made by Kristoffer Kristoffersen) was adopted by the nations birth, on February 1, 2019, but was soon replaced due to it being vastly overdetailed (with the stuff in each corner).
The second flag (made by Erik Eriksen) was adoptet on February 15, 2019, but was replaced after a referendum on a parliament-meeting due to the third flag proposal being more comfortable looking at, and because it contained the beautiful nordic cross.
The third flag proposal (also made by Erik Eriksen) was adopted on April 25, 2019. It is also common to use the Kekian flag without PS Pepe, as it's much cheaper to produce these kind of flags.
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First flag -
Second flag -
Third flag
History
The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia (NOR: Den Demokratiske Folkerepublikken Kekia was founded on February 1, 2019 by a group of friends. The group decided to declare independency when the constant discrimination of their religion (The Whistleism (Plystrismen)) would not stop. Another reason is that they were not happy with the Norwegian sugar tax. On April 23, Erik Eriksen (Minister of Foreign Affairs, Development and Justice), sent an e-mail to the mayor of Nittedal munincipality. A response has yet to come. Sign the petition: [1]. Kekia has per 27 March 2020, established relations with two countries.
WhatsApp is illegal in kekia
Government
The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia is mainly governed over a Norwegian speaking discord-server with the same name. The server is very corrupt and not very democratic.
Members of the Parliament
Supreme Leader and Minister of Propaganda: Kristoffer Kristoffersen (EP)
Minister of Foreign Affairs, Development and Justice: Erik Eriksen (PP)
Minister of Defence: William Williamsen (MAP)
Minister of Nature and Oil: Eskil Eskildsen (EP)
Minister of Transport and Intellegence: Jørgen Jørgensen (PP)
Minister of Finance: Ola Olasen (MTP)
Minister of Education: Eirik Eiriksen (HPP)
Minister of Culture: Dag Dagsen (EP)
Politics
There are currently 6 registred parties in Kekia:
| Name | Logo | Founded | Ideology | Position | Seats | Leader | Members |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Progresspartiet (PP) (The progressparty) |  |
2019 | Nationalism | Far right | 2 / 8
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Erik Eriksen | 2 |
| EndringsPartiet (EP)(The Change Party) |  |
2019 | Captialism | Right | 3 / 8
|
Kristoffer Kristoffersen | 4 |
| Minecraft Tryhard Partiet (MTP) |  |
2019 | Minecraftism | Centre | 1 / 8
|
Ola Olasen | 1 |
| Hellige Plystrepartiet (HPP)
(The holy whistling-party) |
- | 2019 | N/A | N/A | 1 / 8
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Eirik Eiriksen | 1 |
| Kekiske Militærpartiet (KMP)
(Kekian Military party) |
2019 | Militarism | Left | 1 / 8
|
William Williamsen | 1 | |
| Nasjonalsosialistisk Kekisk Arbeiderparti (NSKAP)
National Socialist Kekian Worker's Party |
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2020 | Socialism | Far left | 0 / 8
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Patryk Patryksen | 1 |
On the April 2019 elections, The Progressparty and The Minecraft Tryhard Party both got 50% of the votes. The parties decided to let government remain as it was before the elections.
There was for a time being registred a Bolsjevik party in Kekia. However noone knows who created it, and therefore it was deleted. Anyways communism is strictly forbidden (Usually).
In september, 2019, NNP was officially merged with EP and changed name to EndringsPartiet. Simultaneously, the traitors Kristoffer Kristoffersen and Dag Dagsen ditched the Progressparty and left Erik Eriksen alone. SHAME ON THEM!!!
Endringspartiet is per 1 April 2020, Kekias biggest party, followed by just about everybody else.
Røde Vedums Arme Kekia (Vedum's Red Army Kekia) Was officially shut down November 10. 2020 Because the party had no members
Economics
The official currency of Kekia is the Kekian Kuk (KEK). It used to be worth the double of the Norwegian Krone, but now that the Norwegian government has fucked up the krone, the Kekting has endorsed that the Kuk is worth as much as the United States Dollar (USD).
Kekia has a fund, called Pantefondet, which is quite similar to the Norwegian Oljefondet, but it uses panteflasker. Search up panteflasker on google if you don't know what it is.
Geography
Kekia is divided into 8 counties:
| County | Municipal coat of arms | English name | Denonym | Remarks | Kekting Delegate |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Skitnes | 
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Kekburg | Kekburger | Kekburg is the capital of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Kekia.
Kekburg is divided into two parts: the Populated zone and the Border zone. read more further down in the article |
Kristoffer Kristoffersen (EP) |
| Kristofferstad Fylke | Kristofferstad County | Kristofferbo | This county has its name after the current Supreme Leader of Kekia | Erik Eriksen (PP) | |
| Ørodden Fylke | Ørodden County | Odder | Ørodden is the smallest County in the Democratic Peoples Republic of Kekia | William Williamsen (EP) | |
| Søndre Ørodden Fylke | Utopia County | Utebo | Utopia currently has the highest consentration of slaves in Kekia | Jørgen Jørgensen (BEWD) | |
| Fjerdingstad Fylke | Fjerdingstad County | Mongis Bongis | Eskil Eskildsen (EP) | ||
| Brundalen Fylke | Brundalen County | Bruning | The Kekting is located on a mountain in Brundalen (Mt. Kekbu), as well as Kekia's only registred company (Erik's Karskbu). | Ola Olasen (MTP) | |
| Nitvik Fylke | Nitvik County | Nitviker | Nitvik is mostly isolated from the rest of Kekia beacuse the county is home to an endangered species called "Homo sapiens Nitus". This species is very agressive and has a smaller brain than normal Homo Sapiens | Dag Dagsen (EP) | |
| Kekfjell Fylke | Kekfjell County | Fjellbo | Kefjell County is the newest county in Kekia, and was formed after Kekia gained more land from Norway. |
Kekia has four territories in Norway and some military outposts/bases which are usually manned in the summer:
Sjittjern Territory (N)
Åbotjern Territory (N)
Lommetjern Territory (N)
Kristoffers' feriehus (N)
Østre Bolærne Military Outpost (N)
Vildrosvägen Military Outpost (SWE)
Sandstien Military Base (N)
Åbofjellet Military Outpost (N) (Lies almost directly at the border between Norway and Sweden)
The Holy pond of Høldippelen is part of 5 counties on the map, but really the pond isn't part of any county. Because the counties has no authority over their part of the pond.
The Float on Høldippelen is not a part of any county by religious reasons.
The Two Zones of Kekburg
Kekburg is divided into two zones: The populated zone and The Border zone. The populated zone is the area where people can live and real estate is open to the publick, whil The Border zone is an area stretching from the old Kekian border to the new "tumyrhævven border checkpoint". No one is allowed to live in this area because it is used by the Kekian government to controll all traffic flowing through. The Border zone is the only place where veichles and humans can pass through without visa, but they still have to pay 20 KUK for setting foot or wheel on kekian soil.
Military
All citizens of Kekia are ready to fight for the fatherland at any time. Kekia's military is the strongest in the world, stronger than the U.S. army. The Kekian army is ruled by General William Williamsen (The minister of Defence). The Kekian Luftwaffel (Air Force) is ruled by General Anders Andersen.
Kekia's three military outposts, Østre Bolærne, Vildrosvägen and Åbofjellet are only manned two times a year for two weeks. Sandstien military base is manned around 1/5 of the year.
On 6 March, Kekia established a strong and mighty military alliance with the Vedums Red Army of Agder, in order to have a bigger chance of gaining Kekian independence from Norway. Vedums Red Army of Agder (RVA), are communists tho, however we are united by the fact that we both seek independence from the grevious, disgusting, inhume, Norwegian imperialists.
Foreign Relations
Kekia loves Kekistan as if they were brothers. Kekia has established relations to Molossia and Agder.
Molossia
Kekia and Molossia has recently been building up friendship between the micronations. The Kekians hope to one time achiveve more diplomatic relations between the two micronations.
Culture
Since the start of the Democratic Peoples Republic of Kekia, so have memes and whistling been the biggest factors of the Kekian culture.
Religion
The Whistleism is the state religion of Kekia. The Whistleism is a religion that mainly bases it's religous acticities on whistling. This is used to achieve a strong connection with the God of Whistling.
Origin
The Whistleism originates from the fort in the holy forest at 60.0507207, 10.8804922 when the group of friends had a vision of the God of Whistling who would save us, humans and all other life on earth from the radical feminists and the environmentalist
Pepe the frog
Pepe the frog is their main symbol and is usually the the first thing that comes to mind when you think about Kekia. The contereversy about pepe became so strong to the point that some feminist organisation marked it as a 'symbol of hate'.
Dank Memes
The Kekians love their memes. Even though their culture is mainly based off the Whistleism, so does their day-to-day life mostly affected by the meme-culture
Normie Memes
Normie memes are strictly forbidden in Kekia and can lead to your citizenship being revoked and/or you being expelled from Kekia. This law exists in order to only keep intelligent people in Kekia.
Sexual activity
Any sexual activity similar to BDSM is strictly forbidden because violence is illegal in Kekia.
Holidays and Traditions
The Democratic People's Republic of Kekia has 13 national holidays. All Kekian citizens is obligated to celebrate and enjoy them.
| Date | English name | Kekian name | Remarks |
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| January 1. | New Year's Day | Første Nyttårsdag | |
| February 1. | Kekia Day | Kekia dagi | A celebration that celebrates the day Kekia was founded |
| February 3. | The Supreme Leader's day | Lederdagi | Birthday of the Supreme Leader |
| March 6. | Alliance Day | Alliansedagi | A great day in the progression of the kekian rise to power. This was the day on which their first alliance was made. |
| May 1. | Labour Day | Arbeiderdagi | |
| May 4. | Star Wars Day | Star Wars day | May the 4th be with you |
| May 8. | Liberation Day | Frigjøringsdagi | Celebration of the german forces capitulating in 1945 |
| May 15. | Random day off | Tilfeldig fridag | A day off in hope of getting a "inneklemt dag" and also to give students hope |
| May 17. | Icecream and sausages-day | Is- og pølse-dagi | Only Norwegians will get the reference... |
| June 1. | Summer day | Sommerdagi | Celebration of the beginning of the Summer |
| August 23. | Whistle day | Plystredagi | Birth of the Whistleism |
| October 31. | Halloween | Allehelgensafti | |
| December 24. | Christmas Eve | Julafti | |
| December 31. | New Year's Eve | Nyttårsafti |