Grass Slurpee

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1L of Grass Slurpee as seen drunk by Jayden Lycon.

The Grass Slurpee smoothie is a smoothie developed by the Aenderian Coast Guard in 2020 to combat the slow eating time of the commonly eaten salads. It is a very nutritious and filling drink (as it is filled with fiber) but has a very quick expiry date, making it useless to drink while on combat. The dish has been phased out at the end of 2020 in favour of boiled spinach.

Origin

Aenderian Coast Guard members are usually recommended to eat a lot of vegetables and fruit, including arugula, to keep up with health standards. However, a majority of the members of the Coast Guard hated the taste of arugula and ate their salads very slowly, often taking 1 or 1 and a half hours to finish. To decrease the eating time of the salad, Jayden Lycon decided to blend various vegetables and drink it. Lycon ate it in 20 minutes with a lot of water and was later rolled out to all branches of the Coast Guard. The slurpee also silenced the peppery taste of arugula.

Ingredients

Due to the blender provided by the Coast Guard, the drink is made in 2 parts. Firstly, the blender is filled with only arugula, spinach, sometimes kale and a bit of milk. It is blended until it reaches a very plup consistency. The first blend is next poured into a cup containing some shaved ice. The next part is filled with various fruit, usually grapes, carrots, tomatoes, blueberries, and a bit of milk. Pour the second blend to the cup and mix. It is often served with a lot of water.

Etymology

The name of the smoothie is to poke fun of that the concoction looks like grass, tastes like sweetened grass, and has a texture of a Slurpee.