Fiefdom of Timbain

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Fiefdom of Timbain
Wer'iberaher'nu weer' Wahẅweraer'wahiah

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Coat of Arms

Motto
Wer'iberaher'nuahiah jiweedew ahsahiah
Anthem
Sahnud weer' ppilpilsijahiah Wer'iberaher'nuahwah
County Durham
Capital city Mungrilla (Ijinusijwer'ssahahiah)
Largest city Tetrahungart (Wedewwahajinusijahwẅahiah)
Official language(s) Rugtugian , Harkainian (Ukrainian Latin), Timbainian English
Official religion(s) Secular
Short name Timbain
Demonym Timbainian
Government Fiefdom
- Fief Robert Garside
Legislature Council
- Type - Unicameral
- Number of seats - 3
Established 10 August 2014
Area claimed 3 km2
Population 17 registered citizens
Currency Fiefdom Shilling
National sport Bear bating
National dish Horse meat
National drink Moonshine
National animal Pig
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The Fiefdom of Timbain (Rugtugian:Wer'iberaher'nu weer' Wahẅweraer'wahiah), commonly referred to as simply Timbain (Wer'iberaher'nuahiah) was a British micronation which was founded by self-proclaimed "Wiglords" Robert Lee Garside and Martin Järvenpää. Timbain enshrines Neo-feudalism as the official form of governance. The national language of Timbain was Rugtugian, however Timbainian English and Harkainian, the national standardisation of Ukrainian, are also legal languages, with Timbainian English being the most commonly spoken language in the nation. The capital of the nation is Mungrilla and the largest city is Tetrahungart, however the government is based in the Timbainian City of Frajikoka'pilji, which is the only part of Timbain's claims which the government maintains strong control over.

Timbain is legally a Fiefdom and enshrines Neo-Feudalism as its state ideology. The head of state of Timbain is the "Wiglord", who maintains absolute power over the nation, thus acting like an absolute monarch in practice.

Culture

Cuisine

Timbainian cuisine is largely based on meat, fish, offal and turnips. The national dish is horse meat, which is traditionally fried and seasoned with chilli powder, and then served with mashed turnips and roasted nettles. Another popular food is "Der'sdpil" which is fermented tripe served with sauce consisting of blended broccoli and sheep's cheese.