Estonianism
| Grand Church of the Grand Faith of Grand Estonia | |
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| Other name(s) | Estonianism |
Estonianism, officially the Grand Church of the Grand Faith of Grand Estonia is a religion originally created by Theo Zopf, The President of the Republic of New Hessen and Grand Marshall of the New Hessian Self-Defense Forces. It is practiced in a way praising the holy country of Estonia. If the economy of Estonia is doing bad, you are sad. If the economy of Estonia is doing well, you are happy. Every night you must get on your knees and pray to the flag of Estonia. Also, you must travel to Estonia at least once in your lifetime.
Saints of Estonianism
There are 4 main saints for the practicing of the religion. They Include St. Liam "Artcher" Charles Corr, A renowned Artist and member of the Republic of New Hessen, Waldo, from the famous child book series Where's Waldo?, Saint Spikey of Quebec, and the last and most important saint, Señor/Saint/Grand Duke Carlos Morales Von Carlos who is a heavenly being of Estonianism. In total, as of Jan 15 2023 The religion of Estonianism has acquired three members. Including The Pope; Theo Zopf, one of the priests/saints Liam Corr, and an anonymous member.
Estoniamus
Estoniamus is the only holiday celebrated specifically to Estonianism. It happens every year on December 24 and is similar to the Christian religion holiday, Christmas. The holiday is practiced by giving gifts to your comrades. The purpose of the holiday is to bring joy and love.
Estonianist Traditional Food
Toast Chee
Toast Chee is a traditional Estonianist food. Toast Chee is traditionally eaten on Estoniamus. Toast Chee has been know to grant mystical powers when eaten, including "Maximum Rizz", and "Avec Le Rizz". Toast Chee can be eaten whenever seems appropriate.
"Avec Le Rizz"
"Avec Le Rizz" is a power possessed by Toast Chee, and Saint Spikey of Quebec, able to attract anyone he pleases.
Estonianist Culture
Estonianist culture is rich in passion, friendship, and love. Estionianists are free to perform their own rituals as they please, as long as they celebrate Estoniamus.
Trip to Tallinn
Every Estonianist must take at least one trip to Tallinn(capitol of Estonia) in their lifetime. Once they visit, they are appointed the grand title of Estoner.