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The Kingdom of Acrasia-Ksovski | |
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| Motto: "Terre net Kaiser, Gharassi net Euher" "Country and King, Valiance and Honour" | |
| Anthem: "National anthem" | |
Territories of Example | |
| Status | Active |
| Location | Faridabad, India |
| Capital | Kallenberg |
| Ethnic groups (2024) |
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| Religion (2020) |
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| Demonym(s) | Acrasian/Ksovskan/Acrovskan |
| Government | Autocratic hereditary monarchy |
• Kaiseren Koneg (Emperor of Kings) | Commodore_Kebab |
• Grand Duke of Ksovski | Kebab's younger brother |
| Legislature | Koneg-Kunzel |
| Independence from the The Kshadian Federation | |
• Independence | 4 March 2023 |
• Constitution ratified | 2 October 2023 |
• Water (%) | 0.5% (approx) |
| Population | |
• 2024 estimate | 4 |
• 2024 census | 4 |
| Membership | none |
| Currency | Acrasian Acra, (de facto: Indian Rupee) |
| Time zone | UTC-2 (Indian Standard Time) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC-1 (XDT) |
| Date format | mm/dd/yyyy |
| Driving side | right |
| Calling code | +91 |
| Internet TLD | .ex |
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The Kingdom of Acrasia-Ksovski is located in Faridabad India. Unlike most Micronations which gained independence from their Macronational neighbour, Acrasia and Ksvoski gained independence from the Federation of Kshadia. Both Kshadia and Acrasia were founded by Commodore_Kebab, Kebab made Acrasia to experiment with communism. However the experiment would prove unsuccessful and the national would be remodeled, first as a parliamentary democracy and again as a consular republic. Eventually even the Republic would collapse giving way to the Ksovskan demand for greater autonomy. This would lead to Acrasian being re-made as a dual monarchy.
Currently the Kingdom of Acrasia-Ksovski is ruled in an autocratic manner. Commodore_Kebab has absolute power in most areas of the nation, save for Ksovski where his brother rules in his name. The Parliament has been replaced by the Kuneg-Kunzel, a council of advisors with little real power.
The Kingdom of Acrasia-Ksovski is uninterested in Micronational war. Instead it enjoys building new cultures, ameteur interests in heraldry and language-making, as well as a feeling of personal identity. Acrasia-Ksovski has not done much diplomacy so far, however it is in a friendly relationship with the Kingdom of Purcal.
Etymology
Acrai means tower in the Crasian Language. As the micronation is in a residential/apartment complex, Acrasia means "Land of Towers".
History
The Holy Rooman Empire
On the 4rth of March 2023, pigeon eggs were discovered on the balcony of @Commodore_Kebab’s house. Kebab greatly wanted to destroy these eggs, as his mother had banned his cats from visiting the balcony. This decision did not sit well with Kebab’s younger brother, who proclaimed the pigeons were under his protection. Later that day, Kebab seceded his room from the rest of the house and indirectly the Republic of India.
In reaction, Kebab’s younger brother declared another micronation which’s name has been lost to time. Tensions began to heat up, however both sides knew the other would never surrender. Hence a mere thirteen days later, a revolution rocked the empire and the U.R.A was founded in its ashes.
The United Republics of Acrasia
After the 17th of March revolutionaries disbanded the HRE. They also managed to unite the entire house, a feat the HRE could not do. The URA's first major undertaking was to divide its territories into separate sub-republics. Each republic was intended to lead part of the nation's industry. Chief among these was the Sukiyoko People's Republic. Sukiyoko was a crowded storage room that was mostly abandoned and seemingly haunted. However the URA believed they would be able to farm potatoes on Sukiyoko's balcony. For this they attempted to have agricultural instructors from neighbouring nations teach them how to plant potatoes on their balcony. However despite their investment, no other words were hence heard from the instructor and the URA Agricultural Department was left with nothing but disappointment and shame.
The First Sand War
The First Sand war (alternatively known as the The Hundenstien War) took place on the 5th of April 2023 between the Kshadian Army and the Acrasian Blue Army. Prior to the HRE and URA's founding, a dog had resided in Acrasia. Being a dog had to be walked and for this, the family's car parking was re-organised into the Grand duchy of Hundenstein. Kshadia itself had also been founded by Commodore_Kebab, his brother and friend, however Kshadia was a mere shell of it's former self especially after the creation of the HRE. While Kshadia begrudgingly accepted the existence of the HRE, a dispute over Hundenstien eventually arose and on March 5th, Kshadian Regulars ambushed The 1st Kallenberg Grenadiers and the 2nd Hundenstien Rangers near the local sandpit. Both Regiments were harassed as they retreated to fortified positions. Little did they know, Kshadian hired mercenaries were advancing towards their positions from behind. At last the decision was made fort the Hundenstien Rangers to hold off the attackers and allow the Kallenberg Grenadiers to retreat. The Grenadiers retreated successfully with the Kshadians hot on their heels. However the Kshadian regulars and their mercenary companions quickly lost communications with each other, isolating themselves dangerously close to URA supply depots. Now armed with cricket bats, both the Rangers and the Grenadiers converged on the isolated Kshadian regulars, who quickly surrendered there after. The war ended with the Kshadians accepting the terms including:
(1) Kshadian Forces will retreat from Hundenstien and ALL territories beyond the Kshadian leader's house
(2) Kshadia must renounce all claims to Hundenstien
(3) Acrasia will briefly occupy the Sandpit
(4) Kshadia must pay indemnities of three sandcastle's weight.
The Second Sand War
The humiliating terms of the First Sand War had left many Kshadians upset and dissatisfied with their governments failings, causing massive protests to re-start the war. The next day the Kshadian government caved in to these demands and once again ambushed the URA regiments. Commodore_Kebab immediately ordered both the Kallenberg Grenadiers and the Hundenstien Rangers to retreat at once. However as they were armed with bats, the rangers grew overconfident and charged the Kshadians and their mercenaries. Kebab's brother was temporarily blinded by the amount of sand the Kshadians threw at him, forcing Kebab to lead the Grenadiers in a death-charge to save the trapped rangers. Though the Hundenstien Rangers were rescued before further disaster, the Acrasian Blue army had to retreat. Kebab managed to bring his forces back to Hundenstien, whom were quickly spotted by the kshadians who picked up handfuls of sand and march towards the URA positions. However the Blue army had secured powdered cement, a weapon far more painful to the eye than any sand. The kshadians drew close and threw their sand and were immediately met with powdered concrete flying towards them. Without getting further into details, the Kshadians surrendered and Status quo ante bellum was imposed.
The Collapse of the URA
Despite the strategic victory in the Second Sand War, the humiliating defeat at the sandpit was not forgotten by the public. Unease was felt cross the URA in the war's wake. Meanwhile in the Sukiyoko People's Republic, pigeons once again occupied the balconies. Kebab wanted to kill the pigeons, however his brother once again stood to protect them. This triggered a constitutional crisis which effectively paralysed the nation.
The Cyborian Insurgency
In the middle of the URA's political crisis, the inhabitants of the southern Lengar SSR grew discontent both with the communists and with the Acrasian elite. On September 24th they took up arms and march on Kallenberg and Thelonia in what went on to be called the Cyborian Putsch. However the 1st Jager Guard (re-organised elements of the Kallenberg Grenadiers) met them in battle and soundly defeated them.The Jager guard then waged a coup de etat against the Communist government and the URA was finally disbanded.
The Acrasian Federation
After dissolving the URA, Kebab declared the foundation of the Acrasian Federation. Kebab was declared President and assigned his cat Tipu as Prime Minister and his Aunt Mewki as Viceroy of Hundenstien. However as Kebab increased his influence, he discarded the Parliamentary system of democracy and replaced it with a Roman-esque Consular system, featuring himself as Princeps and his cats as co-consuls. Kshadian diplomats also visited Kebab and offered to form a confederation under Acrasia's lead. The United Federations of Acrasia and Kshadia lasted from late December to the 19th of January, when at long last the Kshadians seceded again. Shortly later the Ksovski grant (consisting of the old Cyborian territories) ceded, founding the republic of Karkia.
Pancakistan
Pronounced Pankakistan, Pancakistan was an Acrasian rump state. It was run via a republican democracy and was often involved in great border tension with Karkia. Eventually both Pancakistan and Karkia set aside their differences when they fought off a Kshadian invasion of Hundenstien together. After the battle both nations united into the Kingdom of Acrasia-Ksovski.
The Kingdom of Acrasia-Kosvski
The Kingdom of Acrasia-Ksovski came into effect in February of 2024. It is run in an autocratic manner, with power divided between the King (Kebab) and the Erstwhile Duke of Ksovski (his esteemed brother). The Kingdom of Acrasia-Kosvski also claims to be the "Fourth and final Rome" This claim is based on the theory that almost all people with some Western European ancestry are related to Charlemagne. This works out for Kebab and his brother as (despite being Indian) they had a grandmother (on their Mother's side) who was part Irish and part American (her American side of the family had arrived in New England prior to 1775, hence of English or Anglo-Norman descent). Some historians even claim that Charlemagne was related to Syragius Afrianus, the ruler of Soissons and last Western Roman standing. Other historians trace Syragius' ancestry all the way to Constantine's brother. While some of these theories are somewhat dubious if they were to be true, millions of people would have a claim on the Roman empire and among them, would be Kebab and his brother.
Politics and government
Unlike the URA or Acrasian Federation, the Kingdom of Acrasia-Ksovski makes no pretenses of being a democracy. The Koneg-Kunsel is more a congregation of advisors opposed to a proper parliament or senate. This also mean there are no real political parties in the nation.
Early government
Federated Empire (Holy Rooman Empire) 4 March to 17 March 2023
Soviet Communism (United Republics of Acrasia) 18 March to 24 September 2023
Federational Republic (Federation of Acrasia) 25 September 2023 to 19 January 2024
Pancake-Autocracy (Pancakistan) 19th January-Early February 2024
Absolute Monarchy (Kingdom of Acrasia-Ksovski) February 2024 onwards
{Kaiseren Koneg}
The current Kaiseren Koneg is Commodore_Kebab. Kaiseren Koneg literally translates to "Emperor over Kings". The Kaiseren (short form of the title) has absolute power over most areas in the nation except for the Ksovskan Duchy where his little brother rules as his vassal. The Kaiseren is commander in chief of the Imperial Acrasian Army and command the loyalty of the Ksovskan Ducal Levy. He can make laws, modify the economy and pass controversial bills without a sound of protest.
{Grand Duke of the Ducal Grant of Ksovski}
Kebab's little brother is the Duke of the Ksovskan Grand Duchy. He has essentially the same powers as his brother except that he does not claim sovereignty and his powers are only executable inside Ksovski. He is the Generalissimo of the Ksovskan Ducal Levy and answers only to his brother. He was also granted the title "Skibidi Sigma" for his interest in the webseries, Skibidi Toilet.
Political parties
There are no legal political parties in the Acro-Ksovskan Kingdom.
| Logo | Name | Party Leader | Spectrum | Ideologies | Lower House | Upper House | Cabinet | ||
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The Communist Party of Acrasia | Unknown | Left-Authoritarian | Communist/Market Socialism | 0 / 3
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0 / 10
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0 / 5
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Gredde Acrasii Armee (The Grand Acrasian Army)
All iterations of the Acrasian State's Army have been armed with cricket bats, wickets, water-guns, nerf guns (when foam projectiles are available and in a working condition) and occasionally sand. In the summer the Acrasian Army wears shorts/capris, simple cotton or nylon t-shirts and slipper or sneakers depending on the situation. In winter long pants and several jackets are worn. Unlike Macronational armies, the Gredde Acrasii Armee prefers waging war in winter, as they can store more "weapons" in their jacket's compartments. There are five maintained regiments at the moment:
(1) 1st Jager Guard
(2) 2nd Roland Light Infantry
(3) 3rd Kitchne Fulisiers
(4) The Corridian Rifles (a foreign legion/auxilliary corps of sorts)
(5) The Acrasian Marines
Foreign relations
Acrovski has a friendly relationship with the Kingdom of Purcal. It also has a variable relationship with Kshadia.
Geography and climate
Acraksovski has several wildlife species including:
Cats
Cockroaches
Pigeons
Lizards
Small Ants.
Economy
The official currency is supposed to be the Acrasian Acra, however the Indian Rupee is mostly used instead.
Culture
Acra-Ksovski is a Christian Nation, following the Crasian Denomination as the State Religion. There is also a sizeable Catholic minority and the remaining 25% of the population seem interested in fully converting in the near future.
Acrasia also has a rich history of drawing and to a lesser extent, painting. The river at dawn is a painting made by Kebab prior to the creation of Acrasia. It is displayed at the Corridian Gallery of Patriotic Art.
Acrasian and Ksovskan native cuisine is mostly Indian in origin. Lentil stews (dal) and rice (as opposed to wheat) makes up a large portion of their diet as well as chickpeas (chana). Meat and Fish dishes are cooked once or twice a month but are rather watered down so as they may last longer. Egg curries are also cooked relatively often. Pasta, jam/peanut butter sandwiches, instant noodles and some types of patties are the only parts of Acrasian cuisine of non-Indian origin.
Holidays
Acrasian Holidays are mostly days of national importance, days when pop culture is celebrated or Church Holidays. So far the Crasian Church has only declared Christmas a Holiday as Easter always takes place on Sunday.
| Date | Name | Remarks |
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| 1 January | New Year's Day | New Year's Day as per the Gregorian Calendar |
| 19 January | The day of the betrayed | A mourning holiday commemorating the betrayal of the Kshadians. |
| 16 February | Kaiseren Kebab's birthday | The esteemed Kaiseren's birthday. |
| 4 March | Acrasian Independence Day | A day celebrating Acrasian independence |
| April 5-6 | Sand Wars Victory Holiday | These two days celebrate the strategic victory over Kshadia in the Sand wars. |
| 5 May | Star Wars Day | A day to think about the closest we will ever get to a modern epic. |
| 21 June | Summer Solstice | From now until September, the days are unforgiving, hot and humid. |
| 15 July | The Grand Duke of Ksovski's birthday | Kebab's little brother's birthday |
| 14 August | Acrasian Cat Remembrance Day | In memory of Kebab's first cat who was died after being neutered by a vet who did not put him under anesthetics. |
| 15 August | Indian Independence Day | Though not a day in Acrasian memory, Kebab celebrates it as all his friends are Indian (as he once was) |
| 1 September | The Kaltening | After this day, this weather is slightly more hospitable |
| 22 September | Baggins Day | Frodo and Bilbo Baggins were both born on this day. |
| 24 September | Acrasia Day | Commemorates the fall of the URA |
| 12 October | Nine tails festival | A celebration of Naruto. |
| 31 October | Halloween/Wentercomen | Though in some years it starts before Oct 31, generally winter/autumn starts around this day. |
| 25th December | Christmas | The day our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ was born |
See also
Will be made soon
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