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Suckmaasshole | |
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| 2023 | |
 .svg) Co-official flags (25 September-14 October)[a] | |
| Status | Puppet state of Shattered-Lands (September-14 October 2023) Independent micronation (14-30 October 2023) |
| Location | Texas, United States |
| Capital and largest city | Sendera Ranch |
| Ethnic groups (2023) | 100% Anglo-American |
| Religion (2023) | 100% Islam |
| Demonym(s) | Suckmaasshole Member |
| Government | Unitary non-partisan presidential republic |
• President | Carter Valdez |
| Legislature | None |
| Historical era | |
• Independence | 25 September 2023 |
• Split from Shattered-Lands | 14 October 2023 |
• Dissolution | 30 October 2023 |
| Area | |
• Total | 2.92 km2 (1.13 sq mi) |
| Membership | 1 |
| Currency | Example dollar |
| Time zone | UTC-2 (XST) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC-1 (XDT) |
| Date format | mm/dd/yyyy |
| Driving side | right |
| Calling code | +1 |
| Internet TLD | .ex |
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Ligmabutthole, was a short lived micronation in located in Texas, United States. It was a Puppet state of Shattered Souls controlled micronation Shattered-Lands. It existed from 26 August to 12 October 2023 when it was annexed into the Shattered-Lands. It also existed in a military alliance with it's controlling state known as testicular distortion.
Ligmabutthole had a provisional government. There were no constitutional provisions for government when it was around.
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Ligmabutthole is considered a hybrid dictatorship, as both leaders are a different form of dictator. Gabriel Reyes is a military dictator, while Parker is a personalist dictator.
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Formal allies
- Suckmaasshole (alleged) Since September 21 2023
Formal rivals
Every Polarian Alliance member state Since 5 September 2023- Pongu Since 15 May 2023
- Shattered Souls Rebels Since August 2023
Controlling State
Shattered-Lands
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- ↑ It had four official flags, these are the other two:
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