Draft:Mitchtopia Empire
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The Mitch Empire was a federation that declared independence from the Gigachad Union on December 18, 2022 after an independence referendum and a short, 10 minute war of independence. It is known for being at an average temperature year round at 59-68 degrees, and the most unpopular most popular names. The micronation has an accidental monopoly on goods shipped to other macronations, with most goods coming from the country and out of the country. Other than that, it is known for guarding third-world micronations and a no-war policy.
Mitch Empire Nerdic:Kikhell Nahtel | |
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 Flag | |
| Motto: Oh holy Cat, oh holy Dog! | |
| Capital | Bed York |
| Largest city | Mitch City |
| Official languages | Nerdic, English |
| Demonym(s) | Nerdic |
| GDP (PPP) | 2023 estimate |
• Total | 1M westmanns |
| HDI (2023) | 0.21 low |
| Today part of | United States |
Rulers
Having formed from the now defunct Archususania and the Susanlandic Empire, the first leader was King Doge II. 5 days after Doge was elected, the ruler was passed down to Nevele I, a queen ruling from December 23-26. After Nevele, the ruler was King Sam I, then Strelka of York.
Legendary rulers
It is believed that from 2013 to 2018, a puppy ruled the empire. From 2019 to mid-2020, the ruler was Serj II. After, Dogapprovedia ruled.
Population
The population is 19, with multiple people in Mitch City, which is in fact 90% of the population. The other 3 major cities,Olan Lenna (English: Father of John), æthemanl (English: Civil Tribes) and Den each are considered either colonies or protectorates. There is one territory in Ohio though, known as Olonne Dif (English: Joan's Protection)
Parliament
Out of the 18 seats in Parliament, 10 are of the ruling Mitch party. Those seats belong to Ravi II, Saint Strelka, Sun Deannee, Christmas Jouke, Commander II, Doge II, Laika II, Nevela and Nevele of Irsomnee, and Jo Hann. The other 8 are unclaimed.
Ethnicity
90% are Nerdic American, 5% are AEthe Manli, and the other 5% are Nerdic.