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Federative Republic of Góra Izaaka | |
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Motto: "Popić, poruchać i radia posłuchać" "Drink, fuck and listen to some radio" | |
Anthem: National anthem | |
Status | Active |
Location | Stromiec, Poland |
Capital | Exampleville |
Ethnic groups (2020) |
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Religion (2020) |
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Demonym(s) | FRGI Citizen |
Government | Direct Democracy |
• Main Founder | Jane AB Citizen |
• Minister | DJ Hydrant |
Legislature | Altana |
Vassal from Poland | |
• Foundation | 22 May 2021 |
• Declaration as a state | 23 July 2022 |
• Water (%) | 0 |
Population | |
• 2023 estimate | 6 |
Membership | 4 |
Currency | Polish Złoty (PLN) |
Time zone | UTC+1 (XST) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC-1 (XDT) |
Date format | dd/mm/yyyy |
Driving side | right |
Calling code | +48 |
Internet TLD | .ex |
The Federative Republic of Góra Izaaka, more commonly known as Góra Izaaka, is a micronation in Poland. First mentioned 22th May of 2021. At the first time, FRGI, or should I say Góra Izaaka Meeting club was organised at public park in small town in Poland named "Stromiec", in Białobrzeski poviat, Masovian Voivodeship. Very popular activity in those meeting was going to the "Dino" shop and purchasing random things. When 'Góra Izaaka' started to be a country, it's original territories were park and the "Dino" shop. After failed construction of the shelter, which was "destroyed" by the football kids, we had to stop constructing it, but the Northern Forest territory has been claimed. The Southern Forest was another location, claimed for building a base pretty far away from Stromiec. The last territory claimed was Save Zone it's the furthest territory away from Park, although, if you take the shortest way to it through Pietrusin - two aggressive dogs will attack you, even if you go through these dogs by car, the dogs will attack the tires. Luckily, the FRGI team made it through. There's also a safe way, through Niedabyl, but it's really far. The Save Zone is centre of small village of Stara wieś, in the Save Zone, there's an information sign, a tree and a clothing donation container.
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Etymology
'Góra Izaaka'
'Góra Izaaka' is the most used form. The word 'Góra' translates into 'mountain'. The Mount of Isaac is located in Northern Park. When naming it 'Góra Izaaka', ('Mount of Isaac') The 'Isaac' meant main character from 'The Binding of Isaac' video game made by Edmund McMillen.
History
First ever meeting
22th of May, the first meeting of GI. Including 3 guys. Two of them is now highest rank in FRGI. Third one is not a member. The meeting started at 9AM, it lasted only 1,5 hours, but it was one of the most important event in FRGI history. Most honorable thing, that happened there, was pushing the third guy (he was the youngest) out of the 3m slope (He was okay.).
Summer 2021
This was the era of the most successful FRGI's meeting. This was the time, when a 3 meter high slope, behind the playground was given an official name, which is used to this day. 'Góra Izaaka.' There was 6 members at the biggest meeting. Two founders, the guy who got pushed, and 3 friends of founders. Another day, there was a funeral of random root that we called "Gruba Bulwa" (Thick Bulb) because of it's shape. It was the size of a handball ball. We buried it at the sandbox in playground, but when we checked it, the Thick Bulb's body was stolen (maybe because burying it at the sandbox wasn't a good idea). At one of the last days of summer, there was a Squid Game competition, because of the Netflix series is very popular. The winner was the second founder, that won against two other participants.
Spring 2022
After the freezing days spent at school, the meetings are back. Now, the guy who got pushed cannot take part in the meetings. At the warm days, at Saturdays, 5 other guys organised a meeting at Park. The first meeting in 2022 was 26th of February, mostly because the day was warm.
Summer 2022
This was the best era for the FRGI's history, and one of the saddest. Why it was the saddest? Another guy left the GI's club. There's only 4 other guys left. But the FRGI is now a state. It's basic territories were Park and Dino shop. Then, we decided to make a shelter, so we got to the today's Northern Forest territories and started to clear the tree that was perfect for a base. When we've decided to do something else, it turned out that we were too loud, so the football kids came and were trying to destroy our base. The base wasn't destroyed because it didn't exist. Luckily, they didn't found the storage room. After the incident, we decided to claim today's Southern Forest territories. To make a base far away from Stromiec. The last two territories was claimed at the end of the summer. The first one is destroyed truck, which isn't a present territory, because the truck was towed and the sense of territory was lost. After getting through post-rain dirt roads, another forest and aggressive dogs, we made it to the centre of Stara Wieś village. We decided to take it as a Save Zone. The furthest territory.
Politics and government
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Law and order
For now, everyone can walk on the GI's territories, unless you're on blacklist. If you wan't to be a FRGI member - You can't. Only the Main Founder can recruit people. There isn't any recrutation.
Foreign relations
The FRGI has bad relations with football kids, but is well mentioned by the other people
Military
100 percent of GI population is well trained, but there's one problem. We don't have any equipment
Geography and climate
The FRGI climate is generally moderate, just like in the most of Poland. Summers are hot, ther's also storm sometimes.. Autumn is very warm especially early September. Late autumn, there's a chance to snow appear. Winters are cold, but there's warm days late February. Spring is usually cold and rainy, sometimes even hot. FRGI is located in mostly flat terrains. The highest point (excluding buildings and trees) is Mount Isaac which is 3 meters high (measuring from the ground). The territories are located in woods (Northern and Southern Forests), public park, Dino franchise and Intersection (Save Zone)
Economy
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Culture and media
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Languages
Citizens of GI are really interested in languages. Besides Polish and English, German is spoken by all, 50% of people can understand Russian and 25% of the entire population can speak Finnish.
See also
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External links
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