Double Monarchy of Denmark
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The Double Monarchy of Denmark is an unregistered monarchy, in the middle part of Jutland, in Denmark. It has existed since the beginning of the year 2010. It is a so called double-monarchy which means that there are two royal leaders, in this situation Emperor Simon I of Denmark and King Samuel I of Denmark.
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Motto: Dobbeltmonarkiet Danmark - friheden til at vælge. | |
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National Anthem: Invader Zim theme | |
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Official language |
Danish and hottentot |
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Capital |
Silkeborg |
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Date founded |
1/1 2010 |
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Number of citizens on claimed ground |
≈144.500 |
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Number of active citizens |
13 |
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Area Claimed |
1300,99 km² |
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Currency |
Kroner (DKKR) |
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Government |
Double-monarchy |
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Current leaders |
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National animal |
Turtle |
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National fruit/food |
Falafel |
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National drink |
Faxe Kondi (Local soda) |
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National Sport |
Inkininki (Ball game) or Timesplitters |
Geography
The Double-monarchy of Denmark claims an area of total 1300,99 km², but have the executive power for over 825 km².
The claimed area is the two municipalities 'Silkeborg Kommune' and 'Skanderborg Kommune' (see the map).
Politics
Government
Emperor: Emperor Simon I of Denmark
King: King Samuel I of Denmark
Queen: Nana S. S. of Galten
General: Oliver X
Propagandaminister: Oliver Tall
Financial minister: Mike A.
Minister of Trafic: Karljonas N.
Laws
-No racism, sexism, homophobia or hard drugs.
-Do not kill.
-Do not steal.
-Do not listen to Celine Dion.
-Cannabis and alcohol is allowed to everyone.
-Respect and protect the Emperor and King.
-Gambling is allowed.
-You must own an economic vehicle (Shoes, bicycles, wheelbarrels etc.)
-Live and let live.
-Respect everybody, even the people you hate, because they are human too.
-The royals can do whatever they feel like.
Law Enforcers
The law is enforced by the people itself; there is no official police-squad.
Recognition
The Double-monarchy of Denmark is so far officially recognized by:
History
- 1. January 2010 - the Double-monarchy of Denmark secedes from Denmark
- 1. April 2010 - the Double-monarchy of Denmark becomes member of the League of Secessionist States.
Flag
The flag, "nice-brog", is designed by the emperor himself. The flag is very alike the danish flag 'Dannebrog', but on this flag the letters 'GP' are printed. The 'GP' stands for 'Gris & Pæst', which are the codenames of the king and the emperor.
Culture
Music
Alot of music is known as double-danish. As en example the techno-duo ToEnigheden, where the king and the emperor are the musicians, and the punk-band Skråplan are two bands known as double-danish cultural music.
Holidays
Every March the celebretion-month, 'Zim March', is held.
Sport
The national sport of the Double-monarchy of Denmark is the ball game, Inkininki, where you have to throw a ball, perfectly vertical, up in the air. The judges choose the winner. But also many other sports are being played in the Double-monarchy of Denmark: Ping pong, rugby, soccer, dancing and many other sports.
Sport Stars of the monarchy
Inkininki: Garfield Prop Juul
Ping pong: Karljonas N.
Soccer: Steen R. Jelle
Dancing: Steen R. Jelle
Military
Due to the small amount of soldiers, the Double-monarchy of Denmark is not a great military-nation.
Weaponry
The soldiers of the Double-monarchy of Denmark don't fight with weapons, but instead they are educated as cybersoldiers. Cybersoldiers are soldiers fighting in computergames such as:
- Left4Dead
- Grand Theft Auto
- Counter Strike
- Empire Earth
- Call of Duty
- and many others.
The cybersoldiers' training program, known as the "Gamer-aften", is a monthly 24-hours training program where the soldiers does nothing but playing online war games.
Wars
- 30. March 2010 - The Double-monarchy of Denmark stated themselves as neutral in the Austenasian Civil War, when Emperor Simon I said: "I feel no need to wage war against other micronations. This war ... is unnecessary."
- 1. May 2010 - The Double-monarchy repealed their neutrality in the war, when Emperor Simon I of Denmark said "The Double-monarchy of Denmark is no longer neutral in the war. We now proclaim that we will fight both the alliances, until the war is over. I am tired of hearing about the war. We will stop the war, by stopping you. Everybody who is neutral, follow along with us! We are THE AGRESSIVE NEUTRALISTS."