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Federalist Transitional Nation of Marwood's Polyarchy | |
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| Motto: "Freedom and Peace of the Swamps” | |
| Anthem: Hike the Heavy Flag 2022 - 2023 Bif Chirepes Waldik Scour 2023 - Present | |
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| Status | Active |
| Capital | Hendrie |
| Official languages | English, Jakeyishti (Jzekiehshee) |
| Recognised national languages | English, Jakeyishti (Jzekiehshee) |
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| Demonym(s) | Marwoodon |
| Government | Transitional Polyarchy |
• King (High) | High King Jacob I (King Jacob I) |
• King 2 | King Gavin Thomas I |
• King 3 | King James Krupa I |
• King 4 | King Daniel Corlis I |
• King 5 | King Zachary Poole I |
• Prime Minister | Prime Minister Connor Stiff |
| Independence from United States | |
• Independence | 13 October 2022 |
| Area | |
• Total | 17,058.5391826 km2 (6,586.3388000 sq mi) (26th) |
| Population | |
• Estimate | 15 |
| Membership | 15 |
| Currency | Archcirencia |
| Time zone | UTC-2 (EST) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC-1 (XDT) |
| None | |
| Date format | month d-th-nd-rd, yyyy (Example: January 3rd, 2023) |
| Driving side | right |
| Calling code | +1 |
The Federalist Transitional Nation of Marwood's Polyarchy was a transitional federalist poliarchial Micronation mainly located in Michigan, United States. It was led by a league of five kings, High King Jacob I, King Gavin I, King James I, King Zachary I, and King Daniel I. The Micronation was officially created on October 13th, 2022 by Jacob Marwood Barr, 16. The flag was risen and the sheet of freedom was read for YouTube publicity. Through the next week, King Jacob I, Mas Leaden Jzekub Marwood Bar I in Jakeyishti, appointed six other kings, King Gavin I, King James I, King Daniel I, King Ronald II, and King Zachary I. Later on, Queen Aundrea I, Queen Jazmine I, and King Jacob II were appointed. Since this time, multiple kings and queens have receded or have been booted from the k-league. The polyarchal micronation wasn’t fully recognized or completed. When the polyarchy was constitutional, a constitution was started but was scrapped entirely in September 2023.
Etymology
Around 2018, King Jacob I, before he was a king, hiked into the woods across from his home and found a beautiful swamp with a tree cliff, he decided to create a Micronation using a small half-foot moss island on the shore of the mossy swamp. The name “Hendranu” comes from his home road.
Vexillology
The cross of the flag and fillet knife stand for our command-leaning socialist economy/government. The flag stands for the pride in our independence and the fillet knife stands for revolution and our future contributions to the fishing industry. The dark blue color stands for the evening twilight when the great Luna rises and the green color stands for the faint glow of the swamp in the moonlight. The brown triangle stands for the cliff in Blood Creek.
History
The idea of making UncleJakeyjake Island a Micronation was introduced in late September 2022. The Micronation was “officially” created on October 13th, 2022. Nine more leaders were appointed and a constitution was begun.
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| UncleJakeyjake Island | Late September 2022 - Jacob Barr found out about Micronations and grew an interest and decided to unofficially make one out of a tiny island on a swamp he used to visit. | |
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Constitutional Diarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | October 11th, 2022 - Jacob Barr picked out a government and persuaded his friend, Gavin Thomas, to join him on his journey and appointed him 2nd High King Gavin Thomas I. Two colonies were added to the unofficial nation, and its name was expanded. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | October 12th, 2022 - Four other kings were appointed to form the K-League. High King Jacob Barr I began writing the Sheet of Freedom and the Constitution of Jakey. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | October 13th, 2022 - High King Jacob Barr I declared independence from the United States of America and the State of Michigan to be an independent Micronation on its own. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | October 14th, 2022 - Prime Minister Andrew Dubois-Heit was appointed but laid off within ten minutes, stating that he wanted to “kill all pagans.” Queen Aundrea I was appointed into the K-League as the first Queen and Ping Ronald Myers I was promoted to King Ronald Myers I. A new Prime Minister, William Johnson, was hired within a few hours, with his girlfriend, Sage Garcia, accompanying him as Prime Ministress. In the evening, the official national anthem, Hike the Heavy Flag, was created and uploaded to YouTube. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | October 15th, 2022 - After the first printed paper flag was rose outside between the Odomaluxes on the 13th, it was mistakenly left out in the rain over the night of the 14th, and was found to be ripped and soggy. It laid under the High kings bed for over a month. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | October 17th, 2022 - The original, unfinished version of the Constitution of Jakey was destroyed using sticky fidget slime intentionally by Princess Isabel Barr I. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | Early November 2022 - Prime Minister Will Johnson was laid off for elongated inactivity, in which his girlfriend agreed to take his place as, Prime Minister Sage Garcia. Parts of the Pacific Ocean were claimed for the nation and some parts of Chile and their Antarctic Territory but those Chilean properties were taken off of the list the same day. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | November 28th, 2022 - The first printed flag, now dry, ripped, and wrinkled, was hung up on the High King's bedroom wall for historical display. A second try at having a first and important conference meeting failed again when nobody showed up. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | Early December 2022 - High King Jacob Barr I began dating and appointed his new girlfriend as Ms. High Queen Kaylyn Martin I. The High Queen was gifted a large slice of land, still controlled by the nation, in Niger, Africa. Maps of the nation’s territories began to be drawn. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | Early January 2023 - An official Microwiki page was created for the nation and a coat of arms/motto was created for the page. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | January 4th, 2023 - The nation's flag was changed. After a day of recruiting citizens through a QR code at his school, the nation was put on Warning Mode until January 5th, 2022 @11:59pm as an unknown classmate signed up with an inappropriate name and fake email and threatened to cause a rebellion, mentioning firearms. Most likely unintentional, the nation is still on warning and any recruits will be monitored and supervised. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | January 5th - 6th, 2023 - The national warning was lifted but the threatener was not identified. On the 6th, two uninhabited Canadian islands and a tiny yemeni island were annexed into the country by the High King. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | January 10th, 2023 - Due to the war in Ukraine, the High King took many small inhabited islands away from Russia's land, creating the Arctic Kara Territories. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | January 11th, 2023 - A island on the Northwest end of Svalbard was annexed and is being run by King Gavin I. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | January 13th, 2023 - King Ronald Myers I had a digital war against the nation for the independence of the region he controls, Isle of the Man of the Rocks. He won the simulated war and he agreed with the nation for, at least, semi-independence, creating the Semi-Independent Democratic Republic of the Isle of the Man of the Rocks. After, he left as king for his semi-indpendence and Queen Jazmine Miller I was appointed. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | January 14th, 2023 - The High King and other leaders had a photo shoot for their microwiki pages. A drawn version of the flag rose in the westernmost point of East Odomalux. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | January 15th, 2023 - Two physical United States - UncleJakeyjake Island borders were established and the flag was upgraded. High King Jacob Barr and his sister, Princess Isabel Barr, had a dispute over whether her wooden fort would stay the way it is or become a army base on the Western border. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | January 17th, 2023 - Wetland Island (Samaha) was found to be formally part of Yemen, not Somalia. Many fixes had to be made. Jacob appointed King James I ruler of Reclaimones Del Pacifico and Queen Jazmine I ruler of the Arctic Kara Annexations. The High King helped his old friend, former Prime Minister Andrew Dubois-Heit, make his own micronation, the Lenient Tyranny of Nopaganland. Even though the polyarchy, doesn't support this tyrannical nation at all, its only claim is a random bush in Germany. If anything happens, war will 100% be an option... |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | January 18th, 2023 - Reclaimones Del Pacifico was given back to Chile and Pine Canopy was annexed, creating the region known as Jakeyishti Holloway, including Grover Trails and Catfish Easement Beach. The polyarchy planned to rise the flag of the Semi-Independent Democratic Republic of the Isle of the Man of the Rocks but it was pushed to rise on the 21st. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | January 19th, 2023 - Prime Minister Sage Garcia I resigned after three long months of pretty uneventful services. The position of Prime Minister became vacant. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | January 23rd, 2023 - Struggles to categorize the Crooked Road Community ended when it was categorized as a regional dependency of Jakeyishti Holloway. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | February 2nd, 2023 - The High King decided to split and "sell" Bloom's Canada. it was split into North and South Bloomay. The south half was given to the Semi-Independent Democratic Republic of the Isle of the Man of the Rocks, while the second half is being negotiated between King Zachary I and the Republic of New York. The flag of the Semi-Independent Democratic Republic of the Isle of the Man of the Rocks was risen in the deep and packed snow of West Odomalux at 5:07pm. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | February 3rd, 2023 - To replace Bloom's Canada, when it is sold, Edwinida was annexed to the polyarchy. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | February 10th, 2023 - The High King went on strike against Microwiki. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | April 13th, 2023 - Queen Kaylyn I was officially removed from the micronation and South Marshnia was revisited by High King Jacob I. He discovered that South Marshnia was sold and fenced off as private property, no turtles were seen either, taking away the last visitable marsh. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | April 20th, 2023 - The flag of the Semi-Independent Democratic Republic of the Isle of the Man of the Rocks was officially flown for the first time alongside the micronation's flag atop the Natural Flagyard on the first clear day for flag season. It flew overnight and was taken back in during a rain sprinkle Friday afternoon. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | April 23rd, 2023 - The East Odomalux Private Vegetable Garden was created. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | May 2nd, 2023 - The flag of the Limited Independent Democratic Republic of Wetland Island was officially flown for the first time alongside the micronation's flag atop the Natural Flagyard. It was taken back in during a rain a few seconds after the photoshoot around 6:50pm. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | May 3rd, 2023 - The High King becomes alert after King Zachary I considers taking over South Bloomay, which is now an administrative region of the Republic of New York. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | May 4th, 2023 - During the first raising of the flags of the Tripopower at the Natural Flagyard, a giant hot air balloon floated just above the trees of the West Odomalux border and drifted over the Southern Fence and back into the United States, where it disappeared over the treeline of Ramble Field, marking it the first time outside visitors have ever physically visited the Micronation in low altitude. The flags of the Tripopower rose at the Natural FLagyard, flying overnight and were found to be soggy from severe morning dew at 6:26am on May 5th. Once the flags were taken down, the High King noticed, due to rotting, that the South half of the Natural Flagyard had collapsed, spilling logs around the site. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | May 4-7, 2023 - Due to rotting, the Natural Flagyard went through a second stage of collapse. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | May 28th, 2023 - Price Key was added to the micronation's registry of land as multiple small keys of rocks off the shore of Lake Huron, creating a new region known as Nature & Coast Distribution that includes the Crooked Road Community. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | June 1st, 2023 - Due to a new Semi-Independent Proof Program, the Isle of the Man of the Rocks and Wetland Island rejoined the polyarchy, their flags were taken down from the Natural Flagyard, making it the first time the polyarchy has been one body since January 13th. A Homopposic belief group was created. Five new political parties were created to be a part of the 2023 Prime Minister Elections in September. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | June 5th, 2023 - The Minoratic political party was deemed useless and replaced with the Scienciac political party. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | July 24th, 2023 - A national religion, created by the High King was adopted into the polyarchy, which is a branch of Christianity known as Marwood's Christianity or Marwoodism. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | August 18th, 2023 - The September 2023 Prime Minister Elections were cancelled. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | August 19th, 2023 - The flag was risen, although part of the flag was ripped. Soon after, the Natural Flagyard caught fire because of dry wood and it was put out quickly. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | August 29th, 2023 - Queen Aundrea I, Queen Jazmine I, and King Ronald II agreed to recede from the K-League due to inactivity and uselessness, leaving the Polyarchy with High King Jacob I, King Gavin I, King James I, King Zachary I, and King Daniel I. Due to this, Aundrikasland was returned to the Niger Republic. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | September 5th, 2023 - Prime Minister Elections were postponed to September 12th at the same time. |
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Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies | September 12th, 2023 - The Prime Minister Elections took place and Rosiist Connor Stiff won by a majority of 5-1. If he continues, he will be in office for eight years and will be eligible for reelection in the September 2031 elections. |
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Transitional Polyarchy of Hendranu | September 14th, 2023 - The High King changed the name and flag of the nation as a transitional phase concept. It may change or revert back. |
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Transitional Polyarchy of Hendranu | September 18th, 2023 - King Clay I was readmitted into the Polyarchy. |
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Transitional Polyarchy of Hendranu | October 26th, 2023 - Electór Primo Caleb Richardson joined the Addimos Cabinet, becoming it´s leader and manager and becoming the first to own private land in the micronation. |
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Transitional Polyarchy of Hendranu | November 2023 - Electór Primo Caleb Richardson quickly became uninterested in micronationalism and left the polyarchy, leaving his semi-private land claim vacant. |
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Transitional Polyarchy of Hendranu | January 15th, 2024 - The polyarchy was invited to the Micronational Chess Competition and accepted, the date or any other important information is currently unknown. |
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Federalist Transitional Nation of Marwood's Polyarchy | January 16th, 2024 - The polyarchy underwent another temporary name change in a time of micronational dysphoria. |
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Second Coregent Kingdom of Jakeinovus | February 1st, 2024 - The structure of the micronation was collapsed and rebuilt as the Jakeinovus Kingdom. Technically, the micronation and it's territory is the same, but the government has been rebuilt. |
Politics and Government
The peaceful Micronation was run by nine kings/queens and has a constitution.
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Poliarchium | Homopposic, Primarily Environment, Secondarily Advancement |
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Colonium | Homopposic, Primarily Growing Larger and Popular, Secondarily strong government and military force |
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Rosium | Non-homopposic, Primarily Morale and Environment, Secondarily Awareness and Change |
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Scienciac | Homopposic, Primarily Focuses on Achievement & Advancement, Secondarily focuses on Growing Larger and Popular |
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Humanistic | Non-homopposic, Primarily the people and voting, Secondarily Morale and Safety |
Governmental Figures
| Known As | Name | Date Appointed | Picture |
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| High King Jacob Barr I | Jacob Marwood Barr (2007 - ) | October 13th, 2022 |
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| King James Krupa I | James Krupa (2007 - ) | N/A | |
| King Zachary Poole I | Zachary Poole (2007 - ) | N/A | |
| King Daniel Corlis I | Daniel Corlis (2007 - ) | N/A | |
| King Clay I | Clay ??? | N/A | |
| Prince Nathan Barr I | Nathan David Barr (2008 - ) | October 13th, 2022 | 
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| Princess Isabel Barr I | Isabel Erin Barr (2011 - ) | October 13th, 2022 | 
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| Prince Gabriel Goforth I | Gabriel Wesley Goforth (2012 - ) | October 16th, 2022 | 
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| Princess Molly Delvecchio I | Molly May Delvecchio (2015 - 2021) | October 13th, 2022 (Memorialized) | |
| Prince Quill Ruth I | Quill Peter Ruth (2019 - ) | October 13th, 2022 | 
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| Prince Sheldon Ruth I | Sheldon Kincaid Ruth (2019 - ) | October 13th, 2022 | 
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| Prince Theodore Ruth I | Theodore Roosevelt Ruth (2023 - 2024) | June 10th, 2023 | 
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| Princess Sadie Barr I | Sadie Jane Barr (2019 - ) | October 13th, 2022 | 
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| Princess Lucy Barr I | Lucy Willow Barr (2021 - ) | October 13th, 2022 | 
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Other Leaders
| Image | Name | Party | Information |
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| Andrew Dubois-Heit (2022 - 2022) | No Contest | Sworn into and out of leadership on October 14th, 2022 after stating that he wanted to "eliminate all pagans." | |
| William Johnson (2022 - 2022) | No Contest | Sworn into leadership on October 14th 2022. In Early November of 2022, he receded due to inactivity. | |
| Sage Garcia (2022 - 2023) | No Contest | Sworn into leadership in Early November 2022. After three months of uneventful service, she receded on January 14th, 2023. | |
| Connor Stiff (2023 - ) | Rosium | Sworn into leadership on September 12th, 2023. |
| Known As | Name | Date Appointed | Picture |
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| Electór Primo Caleb Richardson of Addimos | Caleb Richardson | October 26th, 2023 |
September 2023 Prime Minister Elections
The September 2023 Prime Minister Elections are set to occur on September 12th, 2023 at 6:00pm EST. The next elections will most likely occur on September 1st, 2031 @6pm. Connor Stiff was elected by a 5-1 majority.
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| Connor Stiff | Rosium | Male, 19 | |
| Kendall Martin | Colonium | Female, 16 |
Belief Groups
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Homopposic | About: A non-homophobic way of disagreeing with different points of the LGBTQ+ community. Example: We believe gender should not be taught in schools or to children in general. |
| Marwood's Christianity | About: A belief that sciences and religion are connected, or that science is our understanding/exploration of what god has created. Scientific points are related to the words of the Bible, although others believe differently as the ancient word usage can be misunderstood. |
Three Cabinets of Law
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Accetatia | Carson Delroy | 2 | Simply makes sure the law is appropriate and could be useful to the polyarchy. |
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Inspectonus | None | None, it is new | More deeply inspects the law/proposal and digs deeper into its origin or intent and approves or sends a veto request to the K-League. |
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Addimos | None | None | Professionals that make the final decision to pass to the K-League. They look deep into the law/proposal and can make minor edits to them. |
Recognized Nations/Micronations
All 195 soverign fully-recognized nations including these:
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Republic of Cyprus (Flag Change) |
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Republic of China (Taiwan) |
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Republic of Somaliland |
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Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus |
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Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic |
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Republic of Kosovo |
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Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Candrea |
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Orient Republic of Obeliskia |
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Republic of New York |
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Kingdom of Salanda |
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Republic of South Ossetia |
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Republic of Abkhazia |
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Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic (Transnistria) |
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Free Republic of Liberland |
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People's Republic of Azadistan |
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Republic of East Asia |
*** The Lenient Tyranny of Nopaganland is not recognized because it really is just a joke micronation and not formal ***
Microeconomy
The economy of UncleJakeyjake Island is still under enclosed development and will be decided upon by the upcoming prime minister and new cabinet members. It is known that it is a socialist microeconomy with 65% public sector and 35% private sector.
Archcirencia
Archcirencia, meaning the principal currency, is the currently worthless currency of the polyarchy.
Allies
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Lenient Tyranny of Nopaganland | December 2022 | Germany |
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Orient Republic of Obeliskia | October 2022 | |
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Republic of New York | November 2022 | New York, USA |
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Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Candrea | December 2022 | Ontario, Canada |
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Kingdom of Salanda | July 2023 | United Kingdom |
Groups
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Freace Union |
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The Association of Northern States |
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The Candrean Imperial Confederacy |
Our non-existent naval and marines base on the shores of the secret swamp.
Macroregions
To claim, the high king just claims to take land, even if he doesn’t own it, but he doesn’t go crazy with it.
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UncleJakeyjake Island | Swamp in Metamora, Michigan | No Data | October 13th, 2022 | High King Jacob I |
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Odomalux | Backyard in Michigan | 0.0008 | October 13th, 2022 | High King Jacob I |
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Marshnia | Swamps in Metamora, Michigan | 0.0406 | October 13th, 2022 | High King Jacob I |
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Jakeyishti Holloway | A yard, beach, and hiking trail in Columbiaville, Michigan | 0.0074 | January 18th, 2023 | High King Jacob I |
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Polyarchial Colonial Canada | Nunavut and Ontario, Canada | 3,568.090 | January 13th, 2023 (As a macroregion) | High King Jacob I |
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Old Yemeni Lands | Yemen | 15.4 | January 13th, 2023 (As a macroregion) | King Zachary I |
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Russia-Svalbard Territories | Svalbard & Russia | 3000.87 | January 13th, 2023 (As a macroregion) | King Gavin I, King Daniel I |
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Nature & Coast Distribution | Parts of Roscommon County and Keys of Rocks | 1.93 | May 30th, 2023 (As a macroregion) | High King Jacob I |
Regions
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West Odomalux | Southwest Metamora | 0.0004 | October 13th, 2022 | High King Jacob I |
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East Odomalux | Southeast Metamora | 0.0004 | October 13th, 2022 | High King Jacob I |
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Mid-Marshnia | Southeast Metamora | 0.03 | October 13th, 2022 | High King Jacob I |
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South Marshnia | Southeast Metamora | 0.0006 | October 13th, 2022 | High King Jacob I |
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Western Marshes of the Jakeyishti Empire | South Metamora | 0.01 | October 2022 | High King Jacob I |
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Pine Canopy | Southwest Columbiaville | 0.001 | January 18th, 2023 | High King Jacob i |
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Catfish Easement Beach | Southwest Columbiaville | 0.0004 | October 13th, 2022 | High King Jacob I |
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Grover Trails | Far Southwest Columbiaville | 0.006 | October 2022 | High King Jacob I |
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Crooked Road Community | Northern Michigan | 1.92 | October 2022 | High King Jacob I |
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Wetland Island | Island Off of East Somalia | 15.4 | January 6th, 2023 | King Zachary I |
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Polyarchial French Canada | Lower Canadian Islands | 72.174 | August 23rd, 2023 | High King Jacob I |
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Charon Island | Nunavut Archipelogo of Canada | 559.72 | January 6th, 2023 | High King Jacob I |
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Isle of the Man of Rocks | Nunavut Archipelogo of Canada | 1,507.4 | January 6th, 2023 | High King Jacob I |
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South Bloomay | A portion of Ellef Ringnes Island, Canada | 1,250.4 | January 6th, 2023 | High King Jacob I |
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Edwinida | A portion of Amund Ringnes Island | 39.927 | February 3rd, 2023 | High King Jacob I |
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East Edwinida Land | Canadian Islands | 3.469 | August 23rd, 2023 | High King Jacob I |
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Arctic Kara Annexations | Far North Russia | 2,762.87 | January 10th, 2023 | King Daniel I |
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Whale Island of Old Svalbard | Northwest Svalbard | 238 | January 11th, 2023 | King Gavin I |
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Price Keys | Keys of rocks offshore of Lake Huron | >1 | May 28th, 2023 | High King Jacob I |
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Helena Island | Canada | 135 | August 23rd, 2023 | High King Jacob I |
Geography
The main area around the capital is very wooded and has scattered swamps around. During the winter, snow can come down like crazy or not come at all, but in the summer, the trees are full of leaves, birds are singing, and white-tailed deer roam around everywhere.
History of Land Claims
Semi-Private Land Claims
Semi-Private Land Claims are personal land claims that are watched over by the polyarchial government. Only one Semi-Private Land Claim has existed in the history of the polyarchy. It was once owned by Electór Primo Caleb Richardson and was a 1mi by 1mi square of land on Wetland Island, but became vacant once Caleb left the polyarchy after becoming uninterested in micronationalism.
Micronation Landmarks
Hunter's Arrow Tree, Crooked Road Community (Founded in the 1960s?)
Wooden Cliff of the Secret Swamp, Mid-Marshnia (Rumored to Have Been Destroyed in 2021)
Northern Frog Trench, South Marshnia (Blocked off by fences in Early 2023)
Natural Flagyard, East Odomalux
Princess Isabel Private Fort, West Odomalux
The Northern Border, East Odomalux
The Western Border, West Odomalux
Floating Tree Monument, Price Key
the Second Charles S. Price Memorial, Near Key, Price Key
Anthem
The national anthem, "Bif Chirepes Waldik Scour" is written and sang in Jakeyishti. It means "If Birds Could Fly". It portrays nature before the destruction of man and the destruction, pollution, and extinction once man arrived during the second half of the tune. The anthem is usually not accompanied by vocals and is usually played with the national instrument, the harmonica.
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| Jakeyishti Lyrics | English Translation |
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| Sitentis, pridistil dret
Hearhe, bigrosses denvolpen 'crous Ecleop tham dret terres Chirepes denis lepemede scour Ymen crong quakires tecky Bif loneder Tham dret naudilk terr Kimones idlik runde ymen taki tos grav lowfe Bif londer Tham chirepes waldik scour |
Quiet, peaceful land
Life, trees growing 'round But the land cries Birds no longer fly And man conquers time If only The land wouldn't cry Species would thrive and seize to die off If only The birds could fly |
On May 4th, 2023, a prayer was created for every evening the flags will fly overnight called the "Rambling Deer Prayer".
| Jakeyishti Lyrics | English Translation |
|---|---|
| Mia priak heldimo yume freezenta crios-icidi pitchtidows isos libin
Tham banceries ofe tham Tripopower ari bukenend frombo tham gridpitchtidows driter Ymen heldimo yume cremiste flokeran risendows chatict acrous Presedantes talime sertis tham bancerighar frontalend Sama nothah tham talen isos freakar ymen wakent Tham banceries wendere kendempe normakent lo God's catce Mia priak denis risendows wakaricki wamio yume flagreres Mia esperie yumities widries grabami facanisanes Ymen heldimo tham Sol strates toke raynata tham dret Tham dreenler ramblino sertis tham dresfarc grabami tue elevatan grispel Bif loneder adrahn chirepes waldik scour Ymen mahscme sama jol tham atmaphemis Ecleop mia weddra denis kimones defpap cuelresu toke grav Ymen tham crigramutril gainai denis lepemede terr Ymen tuene mia ovjahm yumini shundowdows quartasair ymen reimak miaet elevatan croleñ teg Mia priak Jesus' namo ymen plaga yumini soltoreete cloambrosh |
I pray when thee cold post-winter night is lain
The flags of the Tripopower are shielded from the midnight rain And when thee wispy spring morning come around Flowers grew in the flagyard foreground Even though the ground is soft and wet The flags were kept dry by God's net I pray no morning dew coat thee banners I say these words with manners And when the Sun begins to warm the land The deer ramble in the field with a high hand If only more birds could fly And maybe even fill the sky But I wish no species will continue to die And the regretful world no longer cry And as I complete this evening paragraph and adjust my high king tie I pray Jesus' name and bid this daylight goodbye. |
High King
The High King is the owner and highest leader of UncleJakeyjake Island. There can only be one, and that one high king is King Jacob I. Creator and leader of the Micronation.
King/Queen
The Kings and Queens are leaders but do not have the superior power of high kings. These include King Gavin I, King James I, King Daniel I, King Clay I, King Ronald I, King Zachary I, and Queen Aundrea I. If a Queen has the label “Ms.” before their name, they are in a relationship with the corresponding King.
Ping/Pueen
The Pings and Pueens are assistants to the High King or Kings and Queens.
Heirs to the High King
Prince Nathan Barr I
Princess Isabel Barr I
Prince Gabriel Goforth I
If not,
King Gavin Thomas I
King James Krupa I
King Daniel Corlis I
King Zachary Poole I
If not, it will move on to relationships and then cousins
Culture
The people of the polyarchy are known to be very kind and peaceful. Although they can be cautious and shy, they are peaceful and friendly overall.
Holidays
October 11th - Creation Day October 13th - Cesession Day June 1st - United Day April 6th - Festival of Kings
National Picks
National Animal: Domestic Housecat National Fish: Walleye National Bird: Northern Cardinal National Sport: Fishing National Music Genre: Southern Rock
Language
| English | Jzekiehshee | Jakeyishti Pronunciations |
|---|---|---|
| Hello | Henlo | (Hen-low) |
| Hi | Hen | (Hen) |
| Jakeyishti | Jzekiehshee | (Sh-zec-kee-eh-shee) |
| Quiet | Sitentis | (See-ten-tis) |
| Peace | Pridi | (Pre-dee) |
| Peaceful | Pridistril | (Pre-dis-trill) |
| Land | Dret | (Dret) |
| Life | Hearhe | (Heir-heh) |
| Tree | Bigros | (Bee-gross) |
| Trees | Bigroses | (Bee-gross-es) |
Flag Raisings
On October 13th, 2022, after the High King declared independence by reading the Sheet of Freedom, the old flag was risen on the Easternmost point of West Odomalux. The flag was left out in the rain overnight on the 14th and recovered all wet and ripped on the morning of the 15th. On January 14th, 2023, the High King made a drawn recreation of the new flag and rose it off camera on the westernmost point of East Odomalux. In Late January, 2023, the Flag was left out in the rain but was brought back inside and survived with a large wrinkle. About a week after, snow arrived and the flag was preserved for the snowy season. On February, 2nd, 2023, the flag of the Semi-Independent Democratic Republic of the Isle of the Man of the Rocks was risen at the Northeastern most point of West Odomalux. Due to the snowy conditions, It was immediately brought inside after the video for season preservation. Eventually, the flag was abandoned and fell off of the natural flagyard, tearing itself apart. It was placed in the Polyiarchial Private Museum along with the original.
External links
Becoming a Micronationalist: King Jacob I and the K-League (Official Micronation Creation Video) - https://youtu.be/U76NWG1k00k
Uncle Jakeyjake (YouTube) - https://www.youtube.com/@UncleJakeyjake/featured
Micronation Website - https://unclejakeyjake2.wixsite.com/unclejakeyjake-islan
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