Draft:Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies

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Federalist Transitional Nation of Marwood's Polyarchy
Flag of Transitional Federalist Polyarchy
Flag
Coat of arms of the Transitional Polyarchy of Hendrianu
Coat of arms
Motto: "Freedom and Peace of the Swamps”
Anthem: Hike the Heavy Flag 2022 - 2023 Bif Chirepes Waldik Scour 2023 - Present
StatusActive
CapitalHendrie
Official languagesEnglish, Jakeyishti (Jzekiehshee)
Recognised national languagesEnglish, Jakeyishti (Jzekiehshee)
Ethnic groups
  • 100% Americans
Demonym(s)Marwoodon
GovernmentTransitional Polyarchy
• King (High)
High King Jacob I (King Jacob I)
• King 2
King Gavin Thomas I
• King 3
King James Krupa I
• King 4
King Daniel Corlis I
• King 5
King Zachary Poole I
• Prime Minister
Prime Minister Connor Stiff
Independence 
• Independence
13 October 2022
Area
• Total
17,058.5391826 km2 (6,586.3388000 sq mi) (26th)
Population
• Estimate
15
Membership15
CurrencyArchcirencia
Time zoneUTC-2 (EST)
• Summer (DST)
UTC-1 (XDT)
None
Date formatmonth d-th-nd-rd, yyyy (Example: January 3rd, 2023)
Driving sideright
Calling code+1

The Federalist Transitional Nation of Marwood's Polyarchy was a transitional federalist poliarchial Micronation mainly located in Michigan, United States. It was led by a league of five kings, High King Jacob I, King Gavin I, King James I, King Zachary I, and King Daniel I. The Micronation was officially created on October 13th, 2022 by Jacob Marwood Barr, 16. The flag was risen and the sheet of freedom was read for YouTube publicity. Through the next week, King Jacob I, Mas Leaden Jzekub Marwood Bar I in Jakeyishti, appointed six other kings, King Gavin I, King James I, King Daniel I, King Ronald II, and King Zachary I. Later on, Queen Aundrea I, Queen Jazmine I, and King Jacob II were appointed. Since this time, multiple kings and queens have receded or have been booted from the k-league. The polyarchal micronation wasn’t fully recognized or completed. When the polyarchy was constitutional, a constitution was started but was scrapped entirely in September 2023.

Etymology

Around 2018, King Jacob I, before he was a king, hiked into the woods across from his home and found a beautiful swamp with a tree cliff, he decided to create a Micronation using a small half-foot moss island on the shore of the mossy swamp. The name “Hendranu” comes from his home road.

Vexillology

The cross of the flag and fillet knife stand for our command-leaning socialist economy/government. The flag stands for the pride in our independence and the fillet knife stands for revolution and our future contributions to the fishing industry. The dark blue color stands for the evening twilight when the great Luna rises and the green color stands for the faint glow of the swamp in the moonlight. The brown triangle stands for the cliff in Blood Creek.

History

The idea of making UncleJakeyjake Island a Micronation was introduced in late September 2022. The Micronation was “officially” created on October 13th, 2022. Nine more leaders were appointed and a constitution was begun.

Micronational History
Flag Name Historic Event
UncleJakeyjake Island Late September 2022 - Jacob Barr found out about Micronations and grew an interest and decided to unofficially make one out of a tiny island on a swamp he used to visit.
Constitutional Diarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies October 11th, 2022 - Jacob Barr picked out a government and persuaded his friend, Gavin Thomas, to join him on his journey and appointed him 2nd High King Gavin Thomas I. Two colonies were added to the unofficial nation, and its name was expanded.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies October 12th, 2022 - Four other kings were appointed to form the K-League. High King Jacob Barr I began writing the Sheet of Freedom and the Constitution of Jakey.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies October 13th, 2022 - High King Jacob Barr I declared independence from the United States of America and the State of Michigan to be an independent Micronation on its own.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies October 14th, 2022 - Prime Minister Andrew Dubois-Heit was appointed but laid off within ten minutes, stating that he wanted to “kill all pagans.” Queen Aundrea I was appointed into the K-League as the first Queen and Ping Ronald Myers I was promoted to King Ronald Myers I. A new Prime Minister, William Johnson, was hired within a few hours, with his girlfriend, Sage Garcia, accompanying him as Prime Ministress. In the evening, the official national anthem, Hike the Heavy Flag, was created and uploaded to YouTube.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies October 15th, 2022 - After the first printed paper flag was rose outside between the Odomaluxes on the 13th, it was mistakenly left out in the rain over the night of the 14th, and was found to be ripped and soggy. It laid under the High kings bed for over a month.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies October 17th, 2022 - The original, unfinished version of the Constitution of Jakey was destroyed using sticky fidget slime intentionally by Princess Isabel Barr I.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies Early November 2022 - Prime Minister Will Johnson was laid off for elongated inactivity, in which his girlfriend agreed to take his place as, Prime Minister Sage Garcia. Parts of the Pacific Ocean were claimed for the nation and some parts of Chile and their Antarctic Territory but those Chilean properties were taken off of the list the same day.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies November 28th, 2022 - The first printed flag, now dry, ripped, and wrinkled, was hung up on the High King's bedroom wall for historical display. A second try at having a first and important conference meeting failed again when nobody showed up.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies Early December 2022 - High King Jacob Barr I began dating and appointed his new girlfriend as Ms. High Queen Kaylyn Martin I. The High Queen was gifted a large slice of land, still controlled by the nation, in Niger, Africa. Maps of the nation’s territories began to be drawn.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies Early January 2023 - An official Microwiki page was created for the nation and a coat of arms/motto was created for the page.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies January 4th, 2023 - The nation's flag was changed. After a day of recruiting citizens through a QR code at his school, the nation was put on Warning Mode until January 5th, 2022 @11:59pm as an unknown classmate signed up with an inappropriate name and fake email and threatened to cause a rebellion, mentioning firearms. Most likely unintentional, the nation is still on warning and any recruits will be monitored and supervised.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies January 5th - 6th, 2023 - The national warning was lifted but the threatener was not identified. On the 6th, two uninhabited Canadian islands and a tiny yemeni island were annexed into the country by the High King.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies January 10th, 2023 - Due to the war in Ukraine, the High King took many small inhabited islands away from Russia's land, creating the Arctic Kara Territories.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies January 11th, 2023 - A island on the Northwest end of Svalbard was annexed and is being run by King Gavin I.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies January 13th, 2023 - King Ronald Myers I had a digital war against the nation for the independence of the region he controls, Isle of the Man of the Rocks. He won the simulated war and he agreed with the nation for, at least, semi-independence, creating the Semi-Independent Democratic Republic of the Isle of the Man of the Rocks. After, he left as king for his semi-indpendence and Queen Jazmine Miller I was appointed.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies January 14th, 2023 - The High King and other leaders had a photo shoot for their microwiki pages. A drawn version of the flag rose in the westernmost point of East Odomalux.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies January 15th, 2023 - Two physical United States - UncleJakeyjake Island borders were established and the flag was upgraded. High King Jacob Barr and his sister, Princess Isabel Barr, had a dispute over whether her wooden fort would stay the way it is or become a army base on the Western border.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies January 17th, 2023 - Wetland Island (Samaha) was found to be formally part of Yemen, not Somalia. Many fixes had to be made. Jacob appointed King James I ruler of Reclaimones Del Pacifico and Queen Jazmine I ruler of the Arctic Kara Annexations. The High King helped his old friend, former Prime Minister Andrew Dubois-Heit, make his own micronation, the Lenient Tyranny of Nopaganland. Even though the polyarchy, doesn't support this tyrannical nation at all, its only claim is a random bush in Germany. If anything happens, war will 100% be an option...
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies January 18th, 2023 - Reclaimones Del Pacifico was given back to Chile and Pine Canopy was annexed, creating the region known as Jakeyishti Holloway, including Grover Trails and Catfish Easement Beach. The polyarchy planned to rise the flag of the Semi-Independent Democratic Republic of the Isle of the Man of the Rocks but it was pushed to rise on the 21st.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies January 19th, 2023 - Prime Minister Sage Garcia I resigned after three long months of pretty uneventful services. The position of Prime Minister became vacant.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies January 23rd, 2023 - Struggles to categorize the Crooked Road Community ended when it was categorized as a regional dependency of Jakeyishti Holloway.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies February 2nd, 2023 - The High King decided to split and "sell" Bloom's Canada. it was split into North and South Bloomay. The south half was given to the Semi-Independent Democratic Republic of the Isle of the Man of the Rocks, while the second half is being negotiated between King Zachary I and the Republic of New York. The flag of the Semi-Independent Democratic Republic of the Isle of the Man of the Rocks was risen in the deep and packed snow of West Odomalux at 5:07pm.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies February 3rd, 2023 - To replace Bloom's Canada, when it is sold, Edwinida was annexed to the polyarchy.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies February 10th, 2023 - The High King went on strike against Microwiki.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies April 13th, 2023 - Queen Kaylyn I was officially removed from the micronation and South Marshnia was revisited by High King Jacob I. He discovered that South Marshnia was sold and fenced off as private property, no turtles were seen either, taking away the last visitable marsh.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies April 20th, 2023 - The flag of the Semi-Independent Democratic Republic of the Isle of the Man of the Rocks was officially flown for the first time alongside the micronation's flag atop the Natural Flagyard on the first clear day for flag season. It flew overnight and was taken back in during a rain sprinkle Friday afternoon.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies April 23rd, 2023 - The East Odomalux Private Vegetable Garden was created.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies May 2nd, 2023 - The flag of the Limited Independent Democratic Republic of Wetland Island was officially flown for the first time alongside the micronation's flag atop the Natural Flagyard. It was taken back in during a rain a few seconds after the photoshoot around 6:50pm.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies May 3rd, 2023 - The High King becomes alert after King Zachary I considers taking over South Bloomay, which is now an administrative region of the Republic of New York.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies May 4th, 2023 - During the first raising of the flags of the Tripopower at the Natural Flagyard, a giant hot air balloon floated just above the trees of the West Odomalux border and drifted over the Southern Fence and back into the United States, where it disappeared over the treeline of Ramble Field, marking it the first time outside visitors have ever physically visited the Micronation in low altitude. The flags of the Tripopower rose at the Natural FLagyard, flying overnight and were found to be soggy from severe morning dew at 6:26am on May 5th. Once the flags were taken down, the High King noticed, due to rotting, that the South half of the Natural Flagyard had collapsed, spilling logs around the site.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies May 4-7, 2023 - Due to rotting, the Natural Flagyard went through a second stage of collapse.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies May 28th, 2023 - Price Key was added to the micronation's registry of land as multiple small keys of rocks off the shore of Lake Huron, creating a new region known as Nature & Coast Distribution that includes the Crooked Road Community.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies June 1st, 2023 - Due to a new Semi-Independent Proof Program, the Isle of the Man of the Rocks and Wetland Island rejoined the polyarchy, their flags were taken down from the Natural Flagyard, making it the first time the polyarchy has been one body since January 13th. A Homopposic belief group was created. Five new political parties were created to be a part of the 2023 Prime Minister Elections in September.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies June 5th, 2023 - The Minoratic political party was deemed useless and replaced with the Scienciac political party.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies July 24th, 2023 - A national religion, created by the High King was adopted into the polyarchy, which is a branch of Christianity known as Marwood's Christianity or Marwoodism.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies August 18th, 2023 - The September 2023 Prime Minister Elections were cancelled.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies August 19th, 2023 - The flag was risen, although part of the flag was ripped. Soon after, the Natural Flagyard caught fire because of dry wood and it was put out quickly.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies August 29th, 2023 - Queen Aundrea I, Queen Jazmine I, and King Ronald II agreed to recede from the K-League due to inactivity and uselessness, leaving the Polyarchy with High King Jacob I, King Gavin I, King James I, King Zachary I, and King Daniel I. Due to this, Aundrikasland was returned to the Niger Republic.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies September 5th, 2023 - Prime Minister Elections were postponed to September 12th at the same time.
Constitutional Polyarchy of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies September 12th, 2023 - The Prime Minister Elections took place and Rosiist Connor Stiff won by a majority of 5-1. If he continues, he will be in office for eight years and will be eligible for reelection in the September 2031 elections.
Transitional Polyarchy of Hendranu September 14th, 2023 - The High King changed the name and flag of the nation as a transitional phase concept. It may change or revert back.
Transitional Polyarchy of Hendranu September 18th, 2023 - King Clay I was readmitted into the Polyarchy.
Transitional Polyarchy of Hendranu October 26th, 2023 - Electór Primo Caleb Richardson joined the Addimos Cabinet, becoming it´s leader and manager and becoming the first to own private land in the micronation.
Transitional Polyarchy of Hendranu November 2023 - Electór Primo Caleb Richardson quickly became uninterested in micronationalism and left the polyarchy, leaving his semi-private land claim vacant.
Transitional Polyarchy of Hendranu January 15th, 2024 - The polyarchy was invited to the Micronational Chess Competition and accepted, the date or any other important information is currently unknown.
Federalist Transitional Nation of Marwood's Polyarchy January 16th, 2024 - The polyarchy underwent another temporary name change in a time of micronational dysphoria.
Second Coregent Kingdom of Jakeinovus February 1st, 2024 - The structure of the micronation was collapsed and rebuilt as the Jakeinovus Kingdom. Technically, the micronation and it's territory is the same, but the government has been rebuilt.

Politics and Government

The peaceful Micronation was run by nine kings/queens and has a constitution.

Political Parties
Poliarchium Homopposic, Primarily Environment, Secondarily Advancement
Colonium Homopposic, Primarily Growing Larger and Popular, Secondarily strong government and military force
Rosium Non-homopposic, Primarily Morale and Environment, Secondarily Awareness and Change
Scienciac Homopposic, Primarily Focuses on Achievement & Advancement, Secondarily focuses on Growing Larger and Popular
Humanistic Non-homopposic, Primarily the people and voting, Secondarily Morale and Safety

Governmental Figures

Governmental Figures
Known As Name Date Appointed Picture
High King Jacob Barr I Jacob Marwood Barr (2007 - ) October 13th, 2022

King James Krupa I James Krupa (2007 - ) N/A
King Zachary Poole I Zachary Poole (2007 - ) N/A
King Daniel Corlis I Daniel Corlis (2007 - ) N/A
King Clay I Clay ??? N/A
Prince Nathan Barr I Nathan David Barr (2008 - ) October 13th, 2022
Princess Isabel Barr I Isabel Erin Barr (2011 - ) October 13th, 2022
Prince Gabriel Goforth I Gabriel Wesley Goforth (2012 - ) October 16th, 2022
Princess Molly Delvecchio I Molly May Delvecchio (2015 - 2021) October 13th, 2022 (Memorialized)
Prince Quill Ruth I Quill Peter Ruth (2019 - ) October 13th, 2022
Prince Sheldon Ruth I Sheldon Kincaid Ruth (2019 - ) October 13th, 2022
Prince Theodore Ruth I Theodore Roosevelt Ruth (2023 - ) June 10th, 2023
Princess Sadie Barr I Sadie Jane Barr (2019 - ) October 13th, 2022
Princess Lucy Barr I Lucy Willow Barr (2021 - ) October 13th, 2022

Other Leaders

Prime Minister
Image Name Party Information
Andrew Dubois-Heit (2022 - 2022) No Contest Sworn into and out of leadership on October 14th, 2022 after stating that he wanted to "eliminate all pagans."
William Johnson (2022 - 2022) No Contest Sworn into leadership on October 14th 2022. In Early November of 2022, he receded due to inactivity.
Sage Garcia (2022 - 2023) No Contest Sworn into leadership in Early November 2022. After three months of uneventful service, she receded on January 14th, 2023.
Connor Stiff (2023 - ) Rosium Sworn into leadership on September 12th, 2023.
Other Leaders
Known As Name Date Appointed Picture
Electór Primo Caleb Richardson of Addimos Caleb Richardson October 26th, 2023

September 2023 Prime Minister Elections

The September 2023 Prime Minister Elections are set to occur on September 12th, 2023 at 6:00pm EST. The next elections will most likely occur on September 1st, 2031 @6pm. Connor Stiff was elected by a 5-1 majority.

Political Candidates
Image Name Party Information
Connor Stiff Rosium Male, 19
Kendall Martin Colonium Female, 16

Belief Groups

Belief Groups
Homopposic About: A non-homophobic way of disagreeing with different points of the LGBTQ+ community. Example: We believe gender should not be taught in schools or to children in general.
Marwood's Christianity About: A belief that sciences and religion are connected, or that science is our understanding/exploration of what god has created. Scientific points are related to the words of the Bible, although others believe differently as the ancient word usage can be misunderstood.

Three Cabinets of Law

Three Cabinets of Law
Crest Name Electór Primo Members Job
Accetatia Carson Delroy 2 Simply makes sure the law is appropriate and could be useful to the polyarchy.
Inspectonus None None, it is new More deeply inspects the law/proposal and digs deeper into its origin or intent and approves or sends a veto request to the K-League.
Addimos None None Professionals that make the final decision to pass to the K-League. They look deep into the law/proposal and can make minor edits to them.

Recognized Nations/Micronations

All 195 soverign fully-recognized nations including these:

Recognized Nations/Micronations
Republic of Cyprus (Flag Change)
Republic of China (Taiwan)
Republic of Somaliland
Turkish Republic of Northern Cyprus
Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic
Republic of Kosovo
Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Candrea
Orient Republic of Obeliskia
Republic of New York
Kingdom of Salanda
Republic of South Ossetia
Republic of Abkhazia
Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic (Transnistria)
Free Republic of Liberland
People's Republic of Azadistan
Republic of East Asia

*** The Lenient Tyranny of Nopaganland is not recognized because it really is just a joke micronation and not formal ***

Microeconomy

The economy of UncleJakeyjake Island is still under enclosed development and will be decided upon by the upcoming prime minister and new cabinet members. It is known that it is a socialist microeconomy with 65% public sector and 35% private sector.

Archcirencia

Archcirencia, meaning the principal currency, is the currently worthless currency of the polyarchy.

Allies

Allies
Flag Name Date Location
Lenient Tyranny of Nopaganland December 2022 Germany
Orient Republic of Obeliskia October 2022
Republic of New York November 2022 New York, USA
Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Candrea December 2022 Ontario, Canada
Kingdom of Salanda July 2023 United Kingdom

Groups

Groups
Flag Name
Freace Union
The Association of Northern States
The Candrean Imperial Confederacy

Navy & Marines

Naval Flag of UncleJakeyjake Island & Colonies

Our non-existent naval and marines base on the shores of the secret swamp.

Macroregions

To claim, the high king just claims to take land, even if he doesn’t own it, but he doesn’t go crazy with it.

Macroregions
Flag Region Location Size (sq mi) Date Instated

Region Leaders

UncleJakeyjake Island Swamp in Metamora, Michigan No Data October 13th, 2022 High King Jacob I
Odomalux Backyard in Michigan 0.0008 October 13th, 2022 High King Jacob I
Marshnia Swamps in Metamora, Michigan 0.0406 October 13th, 2022 High King Jacob I
Jakeyishti Holloway A yard, beach, and hiking trail in Columbiaville, Michigan 0.0074 January 18th, 2023 High King Jacob I
Polyarchial Colonial Canada Nunavut and Ontario, Canada 3,568.090 January 13th, 2023 (As a macroregion) High King Jacob I
Old Yemeni Lands Yemen 15.4 January 13th, 2023 (As a macroregion) King Zachary I
Russia-Svalbard Territories Svalbard & Russia 3000.87 January 13th, 2023 (As a macroregion) King Gavin I, King Daniel I
Nature & Coast Distribution Parts of Roscommon County and Keys of Rocks 1.93 May 30th, 2023 (As a macroregion) High King Jacob I

Regions

Regions
Flag Microregion Location Size (sq mi) Date Region Leaders
West Odomalux Southwest Metamora 0.0004 October 13th, 2022 High King Jacob I
East Odomalux Southeast Metamora 0.0004 October 13th, 2022 High King Jacob I
Mid-Marshnia Southeast Metamora 0.03 October 13th, 2022 High King Jacob I
South Marshnia Southeast Metamora 0.0006 October 13th, 2022 High King Jacob I
Western Marshes of the Jakeyishti Empire South Metamora 0.01 October 2022 High King Jacob I
Pine Canopy Southwest Columbiaville 0.001 January 18th, 2023 High King Jacob i
Catfish Easement Beach Southwest Columbiaville 0.0004 October 13th, 2022 High King Jacob I
Grover Trails Far Southwest Columbiaville 0.006 October 2022 High King Jacob I
Crooked Road Community Northern Michigan 1.92 October 2022 High King Jacob I
Wetland Island Island Off of East Somalia 15.4 January 6th, 2023 King Zachary I
Polyarchial French Canada Lower Canadian Islands 72.174 August 23rd, 2023 High King Jacob I
Charon Island Nunavut Archipelogo of Canada 559.72 January 6th, 2023 High King Jacob I
Isle of the Man of Rocks Nunavut Archipelogo of Canada 1,507.4 January 6th, 2023 High King Jacob I
South Bloomay A portion of Ellef Ringnes Island, Canada 1,250.4 January 6th, 2023 High King Jacob I
Edwinida A portion of Amund Ringnes Island 39.927 February 3rd, 2023 High King Jacob I
East Edwinida Land Canadian Islands 3.469 August 23rd, 2023 High King Jacob I
Arctic Kara Annexations Far North Russia 2,762.87 January 10th, 2023 King Daniel I
Whale Island of Old Svalbard Northwest Svalbard 238 January 11th, 2023 King Gavin I
Price Keys Keys of rocks offshore of Lake Huron >1 May 28th, 2023 High King Jacob I
Helena Island Canada 135 August 23rd, 2023 High King Jacob I

Geography

The Unnamed swamp that bears the infamous UncleJakeyjake Island on a spring evening in 2019.

The main area around the capital is very wooded and has scattered swamps around. During the winter, snow can come down like crazy or not come at all, but in the summer, the trees are full of leaves, birds are singing, and white-tailed deer roam around everywhere.

History of Land Claims

Semi-Private Land Claims

Semi-Private Land Claims are personal land claims that are watched over by the polyarchial government. Only one Semi-Private Land Claim has existed in the history of the polyarchy. It was once owned by Electór Primo Caleb Richardson and was a 1mi by 1mi square of land on Wetland Island, but became vacant once Caleb left the polyarchy after becoming uninterested in micronationalism.

Micronation Landmarks

Hunter's Arrow Tree, Crooked Road Community (Founded in the 1960s?)

Wooden Cliff of the Secret Swamp, Mid-Marshnia (Rumored to Have Been Destroyed in 2021)

Northern Frog Trench, South Marshnia (Blocked off by fences in Early 2023)

Natural Flagyard, East Odomalux

Princess Isabel Private Fort, West Odomalux

The Northern Border, East Odomalux

The Western Border, West Odomalux

Floating Tree Monument, Price Key

the Second Charles S. Price Memorial, Near Key, Price Key

Anthem

The national anthem, "Bif Chirepes Waldik Scour" is written and sang in Jakeyishti. It means "If Birds Could Fly". It portrays nature before the destruction of man and the destruction, pollution, and extinction once man arrived during the second half of the tune. The anthem is usually not accompanied by vocals and is usually played with the national instrument, the harmonica.

History of Land Claims
Date Polyarchy Flag Macroregions Regions
October 13th, 2022 None
Jakeyishti Lyrics English Translation
Sitentis, pridistil dret

Hearhe, bigrosses denvolpen 'crous

Ecleop tham dret terres

Chirepes denis lepemede scour

Ymen crong quakires tecky

Bif loneder

Tham dret naudilk terr

Kimones idlik runde ymen taki tos grav lowfe

Bif londer

Tham chirepes waldik scour

Quiet, peaceful land

Life, trees growing 'round

But the land cries

Birds no longer fly

And man conquers time

If only

The land wouldn't cry

Species would thrive and seize to die off

If only

The birds could fly

On May 4th, 2023, a prayer was created for every evening the flags will fly overnight called the "Rambling Deer Prayer".

Jakeyishti Lyrics English Translation
Mia priak heldimo yume freezenta crios-icidi pitchtidows isos libin

Tham banceries ofe tham Tripopower ari bukenend frombo tham gridpitchtidows driter

Ymen heldimo yume cremiste flokeran risendows chatict acrous

Presedantes talime sertis tham bancerighar frontalend

Sama nothah tham talen isos freakar ymen wakent

Tham banceries wendere kendempe normakent lo God's catce

Mia priak denis risendows wakaricki wamio yume flagreres

Mia esperie yumities widries grabami facanisanes

Ymen heldimo tham Sol strates toke raynata tham dret

Tham dreenler ramblino sertis tham dresfarc grabami tue elevatan grispel

Bif loneder adrahn chirepes waldik scour

Ymen mahscme sama jol tham atmaphemis

Ecleop mia weddra denis kimones defpap cuelresu toke grav

Ymen tham crigramutril gainai denis lepemede terr

Ymen tuene mia ovjahm yumini shundowdows quartasair ymen reimak miaet elevatan croleñ teg

Mia priak Jesus' namo ymen plaga yumini soltoreete cloambrosh

I pray when thee cold post-winter night is lain

The flags of the Tripopower are shielded from the midnight rain

And when thee wispy spring morning come around

Flowers grew in the flagyard foreground

Even though the ground is soft and wet

The flags were kept dry by God's net

I pray no morning dew coat thee banners

I say these words with manners

And when the Sun begins to warm the land

The deer ramble in the field with a high hand

If only more birds could fly

And maybe even fill the sky

But I wish no species will continue to die

And the regretful world no longer cry

And as I complete this evening paragraph and adjust my high king tie

I pray Jesus' name and bid this daylight goodbye.

High King

The High King is the owner and highest leader of UncleJakeyjake Island. There can only be one, and that one high king is King Jacob I. Creator and leader of the Micronation.

King/Queen

The Kings and Queens are leaders but do not have the superior power of high kings. These include King Gavin I, King James I, King Daniel I, King Clay I, King Ronald I, King Zachary I, and Queen Aundrea I. If a Queen has the label “Ms.” before their name, they are in a relationship with the corresponding King.

Ping/Pueen

The Pings and Pueens are assistants to the High King or Kings and Queens.

Heirs to the High King

Prince Nathan Barr I

Princess Isabel Barr I

Prince Gabriel Goforth I

If not,

King Gavin Thomas I

King James Krupa I

King Daniel Corlis I

King Zachary Poole I


If not, it will move on to relationships and then cousins

Culture

The people of the polyarchy are known to be very kind and peaceful. Although they can be cautious and shy, they are peaceful and friendly overall.

Holidays

October 11th - Creation Day October 13th - Cesession Day June 1st - United Day April 6th - Festival of Kings

National Picks

National Animal: Domestic Housecat National Fish: Walleye National Bird: Northern Cardinal National Sport: Fishing National Music Genre: Southern Rock

Language

English Jzekiehshee Jakeyishti Pronunciations
Hello Henlo (Hen-low)
Hi Hen (Hen)
Jakeyishti Jzekiehshee (Sh-zec-kee-eh-shee)
Quiet Sitentis (See-ten-tis)
Peace Pridi (Pre-dee)
Peaceful Pridistril (Pre-dis-trill)
Land Dret (Dret)
Life Hearhe (Heir-heh)
Tree Bigros (Bee-gross)
Trees Bigroses (Bee-gross-es)

Flag Raisings


On October 13th, 2022, after the High King declared independence by reading the Sheet of Freedom, the old flag was risen on the Easternmost point of West Odomalux. The flag was left out in the rain overnight on the 14th and recovered all wet and ripped on the morning of the 15th. On January 14th, 2023, the High King made a drawn recreation of the new flag and rose it off camera on the westernmost point of East Odomalux. In Late January, 2023, the Flag was left out in the rain but was brought back inside and survived with a large wrinkle. About a week after, snow arrived and the flag was preserved for the snowy season. On February, 2nd, 2023, the flag of the Semi-Independent Democratic Republic of the Isle of the Man of the Rocks was risen at the Northeastern most point of West Odomalux. Due to the snowy conditions, It was immediately brought inside after the video for season preservation. Eventually, the flag was abandoned and fell off of the natural flagyard, tearing itself apart. It was placed in the Polyiarchial Private Museum along with the original.

External links

Becoming a Micronationalist: King Jacob I and the K-League (Official Micronation Creation Video) - https://youtu.be/U76NWG1k00k

Uncle Jakeyjake (YouTube) - https://www.youtube.com/@UncleJakeyjake/featured

Micronation Website - https://unclejakeyjake2.wixsite.com/unclejakeyjake-islan

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