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| Unironic Empire |
"Nam Pretivm Libero"
Long Live Unironia
|Capital city||Clubside (Provisional, as of May 21, 2017)|
|Official language(s)||American English, Semul, Alescetan, E-townese, Old Semul, Cherokee|
|Official religion(s)||Roman Catholicism|
|Government||Federal Absolute Imperial Monarchy|
|- Emperor||William I|
|- Chancellor||Avant Shetty|
|- Head Guard||Anthony Parsons|
|Established||June 21, 2012 (Proclamation of the Empire)
June 1, 2011 (June Revolution)2004 (Legendary Establishment)
|Area claimed||2128 sq miles (2013 Census)|
|Population||264 Citizens 53,964,707 residents (2015 Estimate)|
|Patron saint||Saint Joseph|
Unironia (IPA: [yɲɶɾɔŋiə]), officially the Unironic Empire is a Federal Absolute Monarchy located in North America, primarily in the Allegheny Plateau Region with Metropolitan Unironia and also controls other North American territories such as Istoria and Kilan. Unironia also claims several colonies in South Africa. Unironia scores a 3.6 on Linden`s Revised System of Classification and is a "Fifth World Micronation". Unironia is a Federation of states, Dominions, and territories that all pledge allegiance to the Emperor of Unironia. Unironia is made up of many ethnic groups and their lands such as the Batranis, Monoeans, E-towners, Ohioans, Istorians, and Alescetans. Unironia shares a Border with the Sangheili Union. Unironia has many industries dominant is that of agriculture because Unironia is a home to several commercial farms including the Chess farm in the Kingdom of Monoea and Sparks Farm in the Imperial Territory of Denton
The Unironic Empire`s economy is the largest in the region considering that the only other independent one is of the Taeshan Freestate the last remaining freestate of the E-town Freestate influenced republican period. the Unironic Empire has been a Power in the region since its inception in 2012. Unironia itself has been a power since around 2010 even though it was before Unironia`s official declaration of Independence it still had power over all the other Batrani tribes of the time.
- 1 Etymology
- 2 History
- 2.1 Early History
- 2.2 Era Of Ku`Garu
- 2.3 Later Empires of the Ku`Se`Den Dynasty
- 2.4 Post June Revolution
- 2.5 Unironic People`s Republic
- 2.6 Ling Era
- 2.7 Unironia-Woodland
- 2.8 Time of Uncertainly
- 2.9 Republic of Monoea
- 2.10 Beginnings of Unironic Imperialism
- 2.11 Monoean Conquests (Unironic Wars of Unification)
- 2.12 Proclamation of the Unironic Empire
- 2.13 Imperial Decree II:The Absolute Monarchy
- 2.14 Senator Revolt
- 2.15 3rd Unironic-E-townese War
- 2.16 Imperial Senate
- 2.17 Imperial Annexations of 2013
- 2.18 Creation of the Office of Chancellor
- 2.19 Annexation of Hampsta
- 2.20 Incorporation of the Grand Barony of Alesceta
- 2.21 Present Day
- 3 Government & Politics
- 4 Entities
- 5 Non-Insular States
- 6 Dominions
- 7 Colonies
- 8 Special Territories
- 9 Law & Order
- 10 The Emperor
- 11 The Crown
- 12 Administrative Divisions
- 13 Diplomatic Relations
- 14 Military
- 15 Geography & Climate
- 16 Economy
- 17 Cultures
- 18 Athletics
- 19 National Holidays
From a Huntorian period Batrani tribes name "Unidonia" eventually evolved into the Modern form "Unironia"
The first people to inhabit Unironia were the Batranis legend says their first king, and the founder of the Urgei Dynasty, K`u`dei followed by his most trusted warlord Clesti I (The Great) who expanded the borders of his kingdom beyond traditional tribal territories and into the area that would become Monoea
Era Of Ku`Garu
During the reign of Ku`garu or Ku`Garu The Great also the first historically notable Unironic leader the Kingdom more than doubled in size in a series of wars against the Grakler Tribe who were eventually completely annexed many of the modern traditions established during his reign are ones that Unironics still practice today.
In the time of Ku`Garu many Unironic political boundaries were set including the one between the Woodlanders and the Monoeans. Ku`Garu began a period of semi-structured governance in Unironia never seen before and began a time of political stability not seen until the proclamation of the Empire on June 21, 2012.
Later Empires of the Ku`Se`Den Dynasty
The Successor of Ku`Garu Lioe`Di`Won reigned for 4 years and had many titles such as Co-King of Carlile and King of Bastria and created the first Unironic nation-state the Kingdom of Robinsinshire which ended in the June Revolution officially ending years of tribal despotism.
Post June Revolution
Unironic People`s Republic
During the period from June to August in 2011 Unironia was ruled by a socialist government but by it`s end it was more of a socialist democracy.
After the Polkburg Dissolution monarchists restored the Ku`Se`Den Dynasty under the name of the Ling Empire during this period many new noble families gained power that they still retain today but on a smaller scale.
Later in the Ling Empire several new thrones formed including the Throne in Christionople and the Throne in Sparksburg the crowning of the Ling co-Emperor in Sparksburg signaled the beginning of the fracturing of the Empire that eventually led to it`s demise due to the loyalties of tribes being to local Co-Emperors and not the Empire as a whole.
The Siege of Miklor occurred in January 2013. Miklor or as it was known by the Batrani Ling Loyalists "Lingshee" was still under control of the last batrani tribal supporters of the defunct ling government
when the Ling Empire collapsed a leader from Monoea then a tribe in Woodland entered into a political union with the Archduchy of Woodland creating Unironia-Woodland which was the first constitutional monarchy in Unironic history and the last true one because the then Prime Minister Zachary Sparks sent a spy to the E-town Freestate which started the lengthy conflict between the two nations after multiple abdications and so called retirements the government was dissolved.
Time of Uncertainly
Following the demise of Unironia-Woodland Unironia fell into a state of anarchy and the nation soon came under control of several Unironic business men today that period is known as the Wolf Syndicate but was overthrown by a nationalist revolution the Monoean government was installed in power thanks to the rallies and propaganda of the American National Union the same government that rules over Unironia today.
Republic of Monoea
the State of Unironia was founded in the aftermath of the 2nd Unironic Revolution headed by the American National Union a far-right nationalist political party that was opposed to all things non-Unironic and determined to drive all "Unwanted and Undesirables" out of the country the Republic of Monoea was formed when the Treaty of Zacharia was signed in April 2012.
The Monoean Army conquered many Unironic Princely states that became independent after the fall of the Ling Empire
War With E-townBy the time the Republic of Monoea was founded Unironics had been fighting against the E-town Freestate for a very
Conflict with Dominition Freestate
Before the Peace with E-town the Monoean province of Dominition declared independence so E-town began to supply Dominiton with weapons and supplies and eventually took over the government and they became a satellite state of E-town the Mayor of E-town, Kalee Starr and the army of Dominiton to fight on the western front in Monoea Proper the President of Monoea took that opportunity to retake the province.
Beginnings of Unironic Imperialism
In May 2012 The President of Monoea declared himself "King of Greater Monoea" and created Imperial Monoea a Constitutional Monarchy despite the fact that the majority of the power was invested in the King.
Resistance to Monoean Power & Expansion
The Monoean Government was grabbing more land power everyday people of Monoeans and non-Monoean people alike rose up against the government in one instance the Freethinker Revolt even the Monoean President had to take refuge in Fort Zacharia until the revolt was dispersed by the Monoean Air-force.
Monoean Conquests (Unironic Wars of Unification)
The Republic of Monoea and later Imperial Monoea embarked on campaigns of conquest throughout Unironia conquering nations such as Pelkington Freestate, Jared City, and later the northern half of the E-town Freestate.
Proclamation of the Unironic Empire
On June 21, 2012 the Unironic Empire was proclaimed along with the title of Emperor of Unironia the person who would become the Emperor of Unironia was the King of Monoea. The Empire was divided originally divided into provinces to name a few Unironia Proper, Polkburg, Woodland, Dominition, and Monkykya
Imperial Decree II:The Absolute Monarchy
On September 19, 2012 the Emperor of Unironia ,and the current Consul, Zachary Sparks signed an edict that dismissed the Imperial Council and created a absolute monarchy ruled by the Emperor and with advice from the Consul.
Several common people from the City of Sparksburg attempted to overthrow the monarchy and establish a democratic state they were soon crushed by the Imperial Guard After a single day of civil disobedience.
3rd Unironic-E-townese War
In late September of 2012 the Consul informed the Emperor that E-town was in development of a secret weapon and he promised to begin development of a Unironic answer to that when E-town found this out they declared war on Unironia for the majority of the war no actual fighting occurred until the 2nd Imperial Guard began to lay siege on E-town`s main military complex despite the Unironic troops being outnumbered they captured the fort sending E-town into a full retreat.
The E-town Freestate agreed to the harsh terms established by the Unironic peace delegation in the Micklor Treaty including very high payments as well as many land concessions including the whole of the Fodil Territory.
Later Effects of The Treaty
The treaty signaled the decline and fall of E-town as an Independent state by the beginning of 2013 there was a unimaginable difference in a quality of living between the Republic of E-town, North and the E-town Freestate, South. The Unironic dominated North had it`s wonderful its capital city of Peytona it was only a small village before the conquest but in the new pro-Unironic regime became a bustling city. The south eventually passed a edict to unify with north officially ending Independent E-town.
In April 2013 the Emperor of Unironia created a advisory body made up of two houses the Upper house was the Imperial Diet a body made up of State Monarchs from all the component states of Unironia and the Lower House the Council of State to head the Council of State was the President of the Council, the Emperor headed the Imperial diet when an Imperial decree was passed to make this official it also included a clause for the abolition of the office of Consul which incidentally was followed by the beginning of the former Consul`s trial for high treason that ended in his exile to the United States.
Imperial Annexations of 2013
In June-July of 2013 Unironia annexed several defunct micronations and remaking them as component states these countries were the Kingdom of Istoria, and the Ohio Empire
The Emperor of Unironia was ridiculed by several nations for the act of annexation stating that it was outside his power to do so. The Annexations occurred anyway and the Emperor has received no further ridicule for his actions.
Creation of the Office of Chancellor
Main Article:Chancellor of Unironia
Annexation of Hampsta
In November 2014 the nation of Hampsta willingly joined the Empire the land that once made up Hampsta is now the Imperial Territory of Hampsta.
Incorporation of the Grand Barony of Alesceta
On June 18, 2015 the Emperor received a message from the Baron of Alesceta with an offer to join the Unironic Empire as a state. Alesceta is now a Unironic State and, the Baron is also a Marquis in Unironia.
Unironia is under total domination by the Autocratic Emperor as defined in the 2013 Unironic Imperial Charter.
Government & Politics
The Imperial Government Under His Imperial Majesty or more commonly as The Imperial Government is the central government of Unironia officially the Unironic Empire
The Rules and structure of the Unironic Government are defined in the 2013 Unironic Imperial Charter
The Emperor who is the near Autocratic Monarch in Unironia gets his power from Divine Right with power over everything and everyone within Unironia and who`s power is planned to expand into so that the Emperor will have absolute power over his Subjects who don`t hold citizenship as well as subjects who do the Emperor also is the head of the Army as well as the Navy
The Emperor and Religion
Unironia`s State Religion is Roman Catholicism all Catholic Churches in Unironia are required to use the Roman Rite along with the latest English version of the Roman Missal approved by the Bishop of Rome (Pope) the Emperor`s relationship with the Pope is much like with monarchs of Medieval Western Europe in that the Pope is the only authority in Unironia that can overwrite the Orders or Declarations of the Emperor.
Emperor`s Right to Delegate Power
although not in the 2013 Unironic Imperial Charter the Emperor reserves the right to create advisory councils when ever he sees fit.
The Chancellor of Unironia is a position created by the Emperor to advise him as well act in his place when he is busy this position also includes being the Head of the Imperial Air force This position can only be held by Blood members of a Unironic Noble Family.
The Head Guard was traditionally the Head of an elite unit in the Imperial Army called the Imperial Guards the position eventually evolved into a civil position heading the offices at the Chancellery which still is mostly ceremonial position.
Unironia is simply a lot of Unified nations that once existed independently but now are Unironic Component States State Monarchs are the Representative of the Emperor in their respective State they act with little authority of their own All State Monarchs meeting together with the Emperor present as well is called the Imperial Court of Monarchs.
A Kingdom is the highest entity in the Empire and the Kings of these Unironic take precedence over lower nobles. At the moment Unironia has three Kingdoms Kingdom of Monoea, Kingdom of Woodland, and Kingdom of Istoria. A special degree of honor are reserved for Royal titles that date back from a time before the Empire.
Duchies can be of two types Territorial ,or Family. A territorial Duchy is permanent and not a specific family title. A Family Duchy is controlled by a specific family and would be dissolved if the line went extinct.
Archduchies are a degree above regular duchies. They can only exist in the territorial form. There are no current Archduchies in the Empire, the most famous former archduchy that was elevated by the title of Kingdom by the Emperor in January 2015 was the Archduchy of Woodland.
In Unironia the Barony is a territorial designation for mostly the Imperial states headed by minor noble families one such example is the Barony of Namerton, although a Barony can also be a permanent territorial designation for an Imperial State the Grand Barony of Alesceta is Unironia`s first and only permanent territorial barony.
a county is the smallest permanent territorial entity the only examples are the County of Spartan, and the County of Crizial.
Imperial Territories are unorganized pieces of Imperial land that are subject directly to the Emperor and ruled by Imperial Governors.
Non-Insular States are States with unique customs of governance that are older than the Empire and granted freedom for limited self-governance by the Emperor one such state is the Kingdom of Nancia.
Dominions are entities where the nationhood of the native people are somewhat upheld and is ruled indirectly by the Emperor through Governor-Generals.
Law & Order
The Emperor is the head of the Judicial System in Unironia who delegates his powers to State Monarchs such as the Duke of Miklor who in turn delegates His/Her power to local officials
The Emperor of Unironia is an absolute monarch and has been since Imperial Decree II was ratified on September 19, 2012. In present day Unironia he holds complete unquestioned power even to the extent of being able to overrule state monarchs.
The CrownThe Crown is a entity not controlled by the Government but by the Emperor up until June 2013 it controlled a trading company which was disbanded the Crown also owns the Unironic Crown Jewels
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- Topherian Empire
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- Kingdom of Asak
- Principality of Waydina
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- Kingdom of Viper
- Republic of Shima
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- Imperial Kingdom of Gillia
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- Republic of China (Taiwan)
- Crimea (as Federal Subject of Russia)
The Unironic Movement is at the current time inactive, although there remain a few active enlistments that can be called on at anytime
Unironia has a proud naval tradition that dates back many years to before the establishment of the Empire.
Geography & ClimateUnironia`s main territories are located in the Allegheny Plateau region of North America, and Unironia`s climate is mild consisting of summer temperatures from 60° to 80° Fahrenheit (15° to 26° Celsius) and winter temperatures from a record temperatures of -20° Fahrenheit (-28° Celsius) to 50° Fahrenheit (10° Celsius) the Unironic Winter is as observed in Monoea is very
Most exports come from the Kingdom of Monoea grown by the Dominites a people who`s farming practices are a major part of their culture grow many types of food from corn to tomatoes on Dominition`s 100 acre independently owned farm. the Dominites also boast a 50 acre ranch where pigs, cows, and chickens are rose.
Unironia is home to several independent and stated owned companies
- Unironic Broadcasting Company
- UBC 1
- UBC 2
- UBC Bastria (proposal)
- UBC E-town (proposal)
- Unironic Imperial Trading Company
- Chess Farm & Ranch
Unironia`s official currency the Franc is now rarely used the United States Dollar is now accepted in favor of it, although in August 2014 a plan for a new currency was unveiled it quickly fell from popularity and was never adopted. The blame for this can be most likely put upon the lack of access to raw materials.
Unironia is a Empire of many cultures from the Monoeans culture to the Batrani People|Batrani Culture, all of these peoples speak English as their main language but there still are pockets where Semul, a language native to Monoea is still spoken. Most Unironics are Roman Catholic as is the official religion but other Christian groups also exist including the Unironic Reformed Church and the Presbyterian Church in Unironia, and in Alesceta where the native language is Alescetan the Yatáglhaist Church is a very prominent Christian group, also in this part of the Empire Cherokee spiritualism is very prevalent. Unironia is also home to several congregations that belong to the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America.
the Batrani People also make up a good portion of the Unironic population they speak a more ancient type of Semul dating back to the time of the Legendary Dynasties.
Unironia`s Regal league is the National Football/soccer league with two teams Football Club Crizopolis often abbreviated FC Crizopolis and Miklor United as of May 2015 two more teams are planned these teams compete in several tournaments and bowl games throughout the year
- New Years Day (January 1st)
- Easter (Western Observation)
- Christmas Eve (December 24th)
- Christmas (December 25th)
- Thanksgiving (Fourth Thursday in November)
- Halloween (October 31st)
- Revolution Day (June 1st)
- Empire Day (June 21st)
- Solemnity Day (November 5th)
- Emperor`s Birthday (September 29th)
- All Saints Day (November 1st)
- American Independence Day (July 4th) (Observed due to recognition of America)