Unironic Empire

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Unironic Empire

2012 — 2017[[File:UnironicFlag.PNG|30px|link=Unironic State|alt=]]

Unironic flag.png FlagGrand Coat of Arms of the Unironic Empire.png Grand Arms

"Nam Pretivm Libero"
Long Live Unironia
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Capital cityCrizopolis (2012-2017)
  • Clubside (2017)
  • Greystone(2017)
Largest cityMiklor
Official language(s)American English, Semul, Alescetan, E-townese, Old Semul, Cherokee
Official religion(s)Roman Catholicism
Short nameUnironia
GovernmentFederal Autocratic Imperial Monarchy (2013-2017)
  • Unitary Constitutional Imperial Monarchy with a Military Junta (2012)
  • Unitary Absolute Monarchy Imperial Monarchy with a Triumvirate (2012-2013)
  • Federal Absolute Monarchy and Advisory Council/Cabinet (2013)
- EmperorWilliam I
- ChancellorAvant Shetty
- Head GuardAnthony Parsons
EstablishedJune 21, 2012 (Proclamation of the Empire)
DisestablishedNovember 17, 2017 (Declaration of Abolition)
Area claimed2128 sq miles (2013 Census)
Population264 Citizens 53,964,707 residents (2015 Estimate)
Patron saintSaint Joseph

The Unironic Empire was the Imperial Regime that existed in Unironia between 2012 and 2017 after Unification and before the provisional government of the Unironic State.


Proclamation of the Unironic Empire

On June 21, 2012 the Unironic Empire was proclaimed along with the title of Emperor of Unironia this title would be bestowed upon the then King of Monoea, William I

The Triumvirate

In August 2012 the Emperor created the office of "Consul" this office

Imperial Decree II:The Absolute Monarchy

On September 19, 2012 the Emperor of Unironia and then Consul Zachary Sparks signed an edict that dismissed the Imperial Council and created a absolute monarchy ruled by the Emperor and with advice from the Consul.

Dismissal of the Consul

The Emperor dismissed the ConsuL after a financial scandal, then created a new advisory cabinet, the Council of State. it was led by a President.

The 2013 Imperial Charter

In November 2013 the Emperor decided that the Council of State had broken down and become inefficient so therefore he passed an edict to adopt a new government charter that created the position of Chancellor. This would remain the basis for the law of the land until the dissolution of the Empire in 2017.

Imperialism in 2014

During 2014 the Unironic Empire annexed several nations in order to expand its borders and influence, these include but are not limited to Hampsta, Kilan, and Istoria.

Expansion of the nobility

During this time the Unironic nobility began to expand due to the new feudal creations in Unironic State monarchies. Since every state had a slightly different system for nobility it led to an overall breakdown of the aristocracy.

Paramount Laws of the Realm

In September 2015 the Emperor drafted a new government charter that was meant to clear up any confusions and officially define the powers of nobles and state monarchs. It had overwhelming support at first but eventually lost traction due to a lot of criticism that it was too medieval in nature to be adopted in the present day, also liberals worried that it would lead to religious conservatism in the government that hadn't ever previously.

2016-17: The Decline and Fall

By 2016 the Imperial system had become stagnated and obsolete and only remained in place, according to Unironic scholars, by time immemorial. A few new edicts were passed in 2016 and 2017 by the central government, one to ban trained animal shows and the other to legalize cannabis universally. In May 2017 Crizopolis broke away from the Empire in a bloodless coup to form the Crizopolis Commune. It would last until the Empire dissolved. In 2017 a political party called the Unironic Legion of Liberty attempted to save the monarchy by calling for constitutional and social reform but still remaining monarchist to its core. This effort was too little, too late due to the dissatisfaction of the nation as a whole with an obsolete system of government that was incapable of reform. On November 17, 2018 the Declaration of Abolition was signed legally abolishing both the monarchy and the Empire.