State of Suebia

Kingdom of Suebia Reino da Suébia
Flag of State of Suebia Flag of State of Suebia Coat of arms
Motto: Domine dirige nos (Latin) Lord lead us
Capital and largest city	Santiago do Minho
Official languages	Portuguese English Galician Hunsruckisch
Religion	Catholicism
Demonym(s)	Suebian, Suebic
Government	Federal Constitutional Monaechy
• King	King John
• Chancellor	vacant
Legislature	Curia regis
Establishment
• declared independence	10 October 2020
• Reformed as Kingdom of Suebia	26 April 2022
Area
• Total	0.018 km2 (0.0069 sq mi)
• Water (%)	0
Population
• 2022 census	10
Currency	Denarius
Time zone	GMT +3
Date format	dd. mm. yyyy
Driving side	left

The State of Suebia, commonly referred to as Suebia, is a semi-constitutional monarchy founded by Theodivertus. It is located on land in the Southern cone and in Eastern Ireland.

Suebia is ruled by Theodivertus under an authoritarian monarchy.

Etymology

The name Suebia comes from the Suebi, a Germanic tribe that migrated to northwestern Iberia. The name was chosen due to the strong influence of Iberian culture in the country, especially from Portugal and Galicia, areas that were inhabited by the Suebi.

Politics and Government

The government is theoretically a semi-constitutional monarchy, but it is de facto an authoritarian monarchy with constitutional limits. The chancellor is the head of government, and is appointed directly by the king.

Law and Order

The State of Suebia has no official police force, and an unused judiciary. Due to its size, there is no crime in Suebia, making a police force useless

Foreign Relations

Suebia supports isolationist policies, focusing on the development of the country. Because of that, Suebia has no foreign relations.

Militia

Suebia has no standing army, instead relying on the royal guard and private militias in case of conflict.

Other

Suebia is subdivided into provinces and parishes, mainly to make more effective the administration of small, particular areas.

Geography

The State of Suebia sits on 12 acres of land in the Brazilian Highlands.

Climate

The climate is an oceanic climate (Cfb) in the Köppen classification.

Climate data for Altsburg
Month	Jan	Feb	Mar	Apr	May	Jun	Jul	Aug	Sep	Oct	Nov	Dec	Year
Record high °C (°F)	21.6 (70.9)	21.3 (70.3)	20.5 (68.9)	20.1 (68.2)	20.1 (68.2)	18.9 (66)	21.3 (70.3)	20.1 (68.2)	22.8 (73)	23.6 (74.5)	21.2 (70.2)	22 (72)	23.6 (74.5)
Average high °C (°F)	18 (64)	16.6 (61.9)	17 (63)	15.7 (60.3)	14.2 (57.6)	13.7 (56.7)	13.7 (56.7)	14.3 (57.7)	17.7 (63.9)	16.9 (62.4)	16.3 (61.3)	17.3 (63.1)	16 (60.7)
Daily mean °C (°F)	13.7 (56.7)	12.9 (55.2)	12.2 (54)	10.1 (50.2)	8.6 (47.5)	7.9 (46.2)	6.8 (44.2)	7.9 (46.2)	11.1 (52)	12 (54)	11.6 (52.9)	12.9 (55.2)	10.64 (51.16)
Average low °C (°F)	9.3 (48.7)	9.2 (48.6)	7.4 (45.3)	4.5 (40.1)	2.9 (37.2)	2.2 (36)	-0.1 (31.8)	1.4 (34.5)	4.5 (40.1)	7.2 (45)	6.9 (44.4)	8.5 (47.3)	5.33 (41.59)
Record low °C (°F)	2.1 (35.8)	1.5 (34.7)	-3.9 (25)	-5.1 (22.8)	-5.9 (21.4)	-5.4 (22.3)	-9.9 (14.2)	-7.7 (18.1)	-6.2 (20.8)	-5.6 (21.9)	-3.1 (26.4)	1.9 (35.4)	−9.9 (14.2)
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Flora

Vegetation is scarce, due to the biome. Certain kinds of trees can be frequently, such as the Monkey puzzle tree and Spanish ceder.

Farming

The State of Suebia had a small farming operation. Crops grown include thyme, mint, wheat, potatoes, and lettuce, among others.

Economy

Suebia has no economy.

Culture and Media

The culture of Suebia is mainly influenced by that of the Spanish and Portuguese settlers who colonized the area. Another big influence is that brought by Italian immigrants in the early 20th century.