Schnurmanism
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| Schnurmanism | |
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 The symbol of Schnurmanism. | |
| Classification | Schnurmite |
| Region | Geographical area |
| Language | Spanish |
| Founder | Joshua Schnurman |
| Origin | 9 May, 2022 Townsville, Vitione |
| Congregations | 1 |
| Members | 3 |
| Tax status | Not Exempt |
| Other name(s) | Church of Schnurman |
| a) Official Religion of Vitione | |
Schnurmanism, officially the Church of the Holy Lord Joshua Schnurman, is an ironic pseudoreligion based on religious worship of Joshua Schnurman. Non-serious in nature, the religion was founded 9 May 2022 by President Joshua Schnurman. The beliefs of Schnurmanism stem mostly from The Schnurm, the main religious text of the religion which states the 7 commandments of Schnrumanism, prayers, and religious Schnurmanist stories. The religious is monotheistic and focuses on total worship of Joshua Schnurman, recognized as a divine god by the religion. Schnurmanism was founded as and currently exists as a joke, but has been called Cult-like in nature by many Vitionan citizens. The religion employs members as missionaries to "indoctrinate" new members.