Republic of No'Idea
Republic of No'Idea | |
|---|---|
 Flag | |
 Map if No'Idea in the United States | |
| Status | Active |
| Location | North America |
| Capital and largest city | Shirt City |
| Official languages | No'Idese |
| Recognised national languages | English |
| Demonym(s) | No'Idese |
| Government | Federal Constitutional Presidential Republic |
• President | Sal McGee |
| Legislature | none |
| Independence from United States (Not official) | |
• Independence | 9 May 2023 |
| Population | |
• 2023 estimate | 4 |
• 2023 census | 4 |
| Membership | 1 |
| Currency | US Dollar |
| Time zone | UTC-4:37 (No'Idese National Time) |
| Date format | mm/dd/yyyy |
The Republic of No'Idea more commonly known as No'Idea is a Micronation in North America. It was founded in May of 2023. It consists of 4 states, 8 towns and 2 cities. All of it's territory is in a bedroom in North America, miles from any coast. No'Idea is a de facto trading partner with the US, as all of the resources for things made in the country are either from the us or were made with parts that passed through the US. It's total GDP consists of 5 USD.
History
No'Idea was founded by M. Bison, the former leader of The Paneran Republic and The Horizon Islands, after his presidential term was set to end. The Nation's constitution was read to the lands of the bedroom on May 9, 2023. The military and treasury were founded soon after.
Geography
The nation is in North America and is surrounded completely by the United States of America.
Government and Politics
The nation is a Federal Constitutional Presidential Republic, and has presidential terms that last until the public votes the president out of office. The nation's national assembly is completely seated by the No'Idese Party, the only political party in the nation.
Economy
The nation's currency is the US dollar but also accepts Pineapples as an acceptable payment. All of the money is held in banks across the nation.
Demographics
Health
The country has an obesity rate of 0%, making it one of the most healthy countries on the planet.
Education
There is a national college.
Ethnicity
The ethnicity breakdown is evenly split, being 50% Dog, 25% Cat, and 25% Human.
Language
3 languages are most commonly used across No'Idea, those being No'Idese (official), Spanish, and English. A survey conducted in 2023 showed that 25% of the population spoke a language other than No'Idese at home.
Religion
The nation is 100% irreligous.
Law and Order
In No'Idea, serious crimes like murder or tax evasion see criminals being extradited to the US for trial, so No'Idea only has a few laws that can be enforced. Those laws are 1. It is illegal to sell a fish uncooked french fries past 3:28 pm on a Tuesday, it is against the law to steal a toy from a dog, it is against the law to serve an unseasoned steak, and it is against the law to pop a balloon in front of a Soda Shop. Soldiers from the No'Idese Expeditionary Corps act as police.
Military
There is no official military, however people in the No'Idese Expeditionary Corps are considered soldiers and in the constitution it is written that these soldiers would be called up to defend the nation in a time of war.
Culture
The nation's national sport is bobsledding, the national drink is the Non-Alchoholic Pina Colada, politics are completely banned, there is complete freedom of religion, discrimination on any grounds is banned, and it is illegal to harass a dog or cat.