Provisional Japittyist Army

The Provisional Japittyist Army or Japittist Anti-Secular League is an armed terrorist group active throughout the Inner West. There goal is to 'eradicate' the Badu Park Fraternity of Religion

History

The Provisional Japittyist Army was first established in 2021 as a small, more radical offshoot of the Orthodox Rite by Hosè 'Anthony" Flashcards. After first establishing the PJA Flashcards began to hand out pamphlets to members of the Japittyst Religion trying to recruit them to 'defend the religion from secular oppression'. He managed to get five people to enlist on the first day and a further seven the following day. Five days after being established, the Provisional Japittyist Army orchestrated its first attack: the killing of a high level member of the Badu Park Fraternity of Religion, Joey Cum, causing outrage in the community. Soon after the attack, members of the Dick Smith Holy Warfare Brigade orchestrated a retaliation attack against the Provisional Japittyist Army killing three. This sparked, what scholars call the 'Japittyst Troubles' a series of back and fourth attacks between the Provisional Japittyist Army and the Dick Smith Holy Warfare Brigade. The 'Japittyst Troubles' is still ongoing.

Attempted Assassination of Japitty Cumquat

After five months of inactivity, a member of the Provisional Japittyist Army began to plan a 'monumental' attack against the Badu Park Fraternity of Religion by killing their 'god' Japitty Cumquat. The attack was hailed as 'a plan devised from pure stupidity by complete idiots' by scholars for multiple factors, such as that they also worshiped Japitty Cumquat and killing him would also mean killing their own god, and that Japitty is essentially immortal and attempting to kill him would have disastrous consequences for the group. The group, still went through with the plan, citing 'the Badu Park Fraternity of Religion worship a different Japitty, the wrong one, so by killing there god we will win the war'. At 6:00 at night three members of the Provisional Japittyist Army walked to Badu Park armed with a M16 and shot at Japitty Cumquat, slightly wounding him. Japitty subsequently shot back at the members, killing all of them. Japitty soon became enraged, and then walked to the headquarters of the Orthodox Rite and began to throw handfuls of armed grenades into the building, causing the building to collapse and the destruction of the many 'archives' in the building. The attack was hailed by Hosè 'Anthony" Flashcards as an utter failure.

Festivalo Number Blue Massacre

In wake of the group's failure to assassinate Japitty Cumquat, they began planing another attack. The attack in question would be a mass shooting at the upcoming Festivalo Number Blue. The attack took place on the 24th of July 2022, when five members of the Provisional Japittyist Army began to shoot at participants of Festivalo Number Blue from a black minivan. At the end of the attack 15 people were killed, with police describing the scene as 'gruesome'. Among those killed were Sebastian Peters, a prominent Badu Park Fraternity of Religion lecturer and Jaques Hampton, the captain of the Badu Park Terrorists. The perpetrators were allegedly offered political asylum by the Republic of Xahastan.