|The Neuki Mouse War|
|The Kingdom of Neuk||Mouse Rebels|
|Commanders and leaders|
|Rex. Heath Markus||Mousy McMouse-face|
1 Box of Rat Poison
|Casualties and losses|
|1 Man's Dignity||6 Mice|
On the 23rd of February 2018 at 4:47am the Kingdom of Neuk engaged in its only military conflict. The Mouse War was a conflict that spanned all of about 10 minutes. Neuk sent the Kaiser himself and Deputy Prime Minister Neil Carr armed with one box of rat poison and a shovel to engage in warfare with 6 rebel mice who had set up an illegal mouse sanctuary on Neuki Territory. The outcome of the comflict resulted in a decisive Neuki victory. Casualties included 6 Mouse Rebels and the Dignity of the Deputy Prime Minister in an event known as the "Screech" within The Kingdom of Neuk.