Kingdom of Chicken Key
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Kingdom of Chicken Key | |
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| Motto: “In Brewed Hops Veritas” | |
| Location | Dade County, Florida |
| Capital | The Campsite |
| Official languages | English |
| Demonym(s) | Chicken Keylander, Chicken Keylandian |
| Government | Absolute Monarchy |
• Lord Protector of the Realm | HRM King Kelly Michael The Unmotorized |
• | HRM King Eli 1 (Former Ruler) |
| Legislature | His Will Be Done |
| Sacred Order of The Chicken | |
| The Raccoon Consortium | |
| Establishment | 15 August 2016- 21 November 2024 (First Age) 2nd Age: 21 of November, Year of our Lord 2024 |
| Population | |
• Census | 0 (1 Citizen) |
| Currency | Gold |
The Kingdom of Chicken Key is a small nation located off the shore of Dade County, Florida in Biscayne Bay. The Kingdom is ruled by His Royal Majesty King Eli I, who lives nearby, in Miami, Florida. The Kingdom is frequently visited by nearby mongrels who arrive on long paddle boats.
Behold! The winds of change have heralded a glorious new era! While the reign of His Highness King Eli I shall remain forever enshrined in hallowed sanctity, His Majestic Lordship, King Kelly Michael The Unmotorized, First of His Name, Defender of the Realm and Master Kayak Mariner, has become the new Sovereign Overlord of the Kingdom of Chicken Key! His glorious ascendancy was first conceived, then won through the island’s denizen Royal Army. The Relentless No-See-Ums who bravely patrol these ancient grounds, seeking neither public behest nor respite, have championed King Kelly’s fearless leadership and concentrated their mighty forces upon the land. Let Ye all bear witness to the name and titles of King Kelly and for which all he stands! His reign ushers in a new dawn which will forever alter the very landscape. King Kelly, May He Live Forever, has successfully embraced bold initiatives for the betterment of His realm. Some of which include The Holy Embattlement Against the Scourge of Wicked Refuse as well as the Righteous Protectorate of Native Species.
Visits to His sacred land shall hereby be not permitted without King Kelly’s express permission. Access shall henceforth remain impingement on a solemn oath to assist The King, May He Live Forever, in His efforts to bring peace, prosperity and environmental protection to His beloved Fiefdom. Go forth with His Grace and Wisdom forever in your heart!
History
Before independence, Chicken Key was a small island located in Dade County, Florida. Ignored by many, HRM King Eli I always felt fascination for Chicken Key, eventually journing there a few years ago. On 15 August 2016, at 9:18 PM in Miami, Florida, the king officially signed the Kingdom of Chicken Key Declaration of Independance, making it an official nation, after starting the idea some hours earlier.
Description
Chicken Key is a small island located off the shore of Dade County, Florida. It is frequented by mainly kayakers, who embark on a quick journey from the mainland. The capital, The Campsite, is a small campsite located on the island. A few years ago, one or more raccoons were found to be living on the island. They are still believed to live there, and are the nation's national animal. Chicken Key is located on Biscayne Bay, and HRM King Eli I plans to annex some surrounding waters. It was previously managed by Deering Estate, located in Palmetto Bay.