Glorious Kingdom of Waluigia

The Glorious Kingdom of Waluigia
Flag Coat of arms
Motto: "WAAAAAAAH" "You can't beat me i'm Waluigi"
Status	Active
Location	North America
Ethnic groups (2020)	90% Lego Minifigure 10% Waluigi
Demonym(s)	Waluigian
Government	Supreme Waluigi Monarchy
• Grand Admiral Marshal	Waluigi
Legislature	Supreme Waluigi Monarchy
• Upper house	Wah
• Lower house	Wah
Wah  from Nation
• Wah	3 December 2020
• Constitution ratified	23 October 2022
Area
• Total	0.0000423 km2 (1.63×10−5 sq mi)
• Water (%)	12%
Population
• 2023 estimate	Wah,000,000
• 2023 census	WAH,000,000,000
Membership	wah
Currency	wahs
Time zone	UTC-wah (Wah Time)
• Summer (DST)	UTC-1 (XDT)
Date format	dd/yyyy/mm
Driving side	left
Calling code	+wah
Internet TLD	.wah

The Glorious Kingdom of Waluigia, more commonly known as Waluigia, is a micronation in North America. The Nation was originally founded in December 2020. The government came into existence in October 2022 after Waluigi took over Squaroomia and the Dr. Pepper Monarch house.

The Nation founded the Waluigi Monarchy alliance, an aliiance of all of the nations controlled by the Wah Monarchy.

Etymology

The country's name comes from the King, Waluigi. Waluigi felt that it wasonly fair the nation was named after him, so he expretly added an "A" to the end of his name, getting Waluigia.

History

Waluigia was first founded as Pigiztan, where Waluigi was the ruler. Waluigi was then sent into a state of exile in a prison on one of the Pigiztani Islands, where he was held for 30 years. He was in a prison cell with no one around besides the guards who gave him a piece of bread every once in a while. One day, when Waluigi was almost dead, the Great pickle visited him. The Pickle nursed Waluigi back to health, and gave him the motivation to reclaim his land as Waluigia. The great pickle then promised to return every october 31st, to visit Waluigia. The pickle then flew away, and Waluigi founded Waluigia. The rest is history.

Politics and government

The country is a member of the Wah Commonwealth, an intergovernmental organization which rules several micronations. The government is ruled by Sovereign Glorious King Admiral Marshal Commander Sergeant General Emperor President Prime Minister Colonel Monarch Viscount Emperor Head of all Organizations and the Trade Federation Emperor "Sheev Palpatine".

Law and order

In Waluigia there is one thing that is illegal, and that is watching the Star Wars Sequel trilogy, because it is poop.

Foreign relations

The nation is allied with all members of the Wah Commonwealth. The Paneran Kingdom-in-exile is headquarted in Wah City.

Geography and climate

Waluigia is somewhere in North America, and is middle-temperature year round, meaning mid-60 degrees fahrenheit, so not hot or cold for all 12 months of the year.

Economy

The Kingdom's number one export is wah.

Culture and media

In Waluigia, there is one tv channel, which plays Breaking Bad. There is one radio station that plays Waluigi-approved songs. The only place to watch movies is in a Waluigian city movie theater, or at a blockbuster video. Waluigia is the last country to have a blockbuster video. Every city, town, or village in Waluigia has a small movie theater, where people are allowed to go and watch movies that are being shown. There is a news channel, which blares from horns around Waluigian cities, towns, and villages. There is one newspaper, the Waluigi times, which allows people to hear the latest news about the House of Waluigi. There are several holidays in Waluigia. The holidays include all of the traditional American Holidays, as well as this: The Coming of the Great Pickle, which symbolizes the Great Pickle's yearly return to Waluigia.