Draft:Jack Massey Welsh

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Jack Massey Welsh
King of Jack's Wee Wee Bush
Jack
King of Jack's Wee Wee Bush
Reign2008 - Present
PredecessorPosition established
SuccessorIncumbent
Born24 June 1996
Wee Wee Bush
SpouseBecky
ReligionRhombus Faith

Jack Massey Welsh[1][2] (born: June 24, 1996, age 28), better known online as JackSucksAtLife (formerly known as JackSucksAtMinecraft) is an English YouTuber, known for his variety of content, including his large amount of YouTube channels and the many real and fake Play Buttons he owns. He is the current monarch and Prime Minister of The Kingdom of Jack's Wee Wee Bush, together with Becky, who is the queen consort.

Channels

Welsh currently has 19 channels. These include:

Biography:

Jack was born on June 24th 1996 in Bishop Auckland in County Durham, located in the UK. He grew up in a small village of Ramshaw.

He went to a primary school with 50 students and then went to Staindrop Academy.

In 2015, He started dating Becky.

Weeweebush

In 2020, Jack was playing geoguessr irl where he peed at a bush which was then formed as a nation in 2022.

Reign of Wee Wee Bush

When the nation was formed, he was chosen as king since he was the first person to urinate on the newly established country, there, he invaded the village of Egleton and the Bird watching Centre where the great tit became the national animal because of its silly name. He married Becky in the Wee Wee Bush and made all of his former homes the countries embassies, he also took over the roundabout in Egleton making it the capital, a de jure capital since the weeweebush will never end as capital.

  1. "I found my old school stuff FROM 20 YEARS AGO!". 27 November 2019. "So it's got my name on it: Jack Massey Welsh."
  2. "So I googled myself and found out I'M RICH." 10 April 2021. "I'm called 'Jack Massey Welsh', 'Massey' being my middle name, 'Welsh' being my last name."