Acorn Kingdom

The Acorn Kingdom is an independent sovereign state, more commonly referred to by outsiders as a micronation, and was established on the 7th April 2023 in the aftermath of the Second Slidish Civil War.

HISTORY

On the 7th April in the year 2023 CE, three boys went to a park. The slide in the park was a pretty big one, and they decided to do a last to leave challenge on it. However, at some point after roughly 30 minutes, they became savages and declared themselves independent from Scotland as the Slide Clan. Out of the three of them, Niall became the Chief of the clan and was ready to protect it until the end as his clan, however, not long after the Slidish Anarchy began. This first war lasted about 10 minutes, although it seen Jake become the chief, before being overthrown again by Niall, before being overthrown by Jake, whom was then overthrown by Kaeden, whom was then overthrown by Jake. In the peace of the Slidish Anarchy, Jake managed to become Chief. Under his reign, Niall dubbed the actual slide to be the Iron Throne, a name which he took from Game of Thrones. Jake was chief for roughly 30–45 minutes before the First Slidish Civil War began. Kaeden wanted to be chief, so he began the Kaedenite Revolutionary Army alongside Niall, and overthrew Jake. The war ended with his victory, until he decided to step off the Iron Throne and let Niall be Chief, as his gratitude for him helping. Niall’s reign lasted for 10 minutes more, until the Second Slidish Civil War began, in which the Slidish Kingdom was formed with King Jake ruling it. The war was rather unexpected, so Kaeden and Niall were less expectant of it than they should have been, so Niall was forced off the throne and Kaeden forced to surrender. This was the official end of the Slide Clan and began the Slide Kingdom, it remained rather stable as Jake expanded the realm throughout most of the park. The three met in the capital city, Smashmouth, and it was ultimately decided that the province of Roundabout would be given independence with Kaeden as its King and Niall as the Crown Prince. They renamed the territory to the Kingdom of Rounaboutia. Kaeden opened his bag and took out Blu Tack. Having so much value, it was decided to be the shared currency between the two nations, which is how the Slidish-Rounan Economic War Scandal happened. A few minutes after the splitting of the currencies, Crown Prince Niall noticed that it was split 60% to 40%, making the two nations less equal. He decided to take the money and smash it with Rounaboutias money before splitting it in half. As he was doing this, King Jake noticed and thought he was trying to steal the money and so attacked him. He managed to resolve the war scandal before anything bad happened. The money was the split equally. Around this time, a group of around 7 barbarians, whom are referred to by Acornish and Rounan people as the Eastern Clan, attacked the two nations, starting the Slidish-Eastern War. The war lasted for an hour or so and mainly consisted of the barbarians trying to climb into the city of smashmouth. The Eastern Clan ultimately failed and then went back to the East. On the 11th April 2023, the Slide Kingdom changed its name to the Acorn Kingdom. This brings us to modern day.

WARS

•The Slidish Anarchy

•The First Slidish Civil War

•The Second Slidish Civil War

•The Slidish-Rounan Economic War Scandal

•The Slidish-Eastern War