United Patalonia
United Patalonia | |
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 Flag
 Coat of arms
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| Motto: "Patalonio es prou'd of yo-u'" "Patalonia is proud of you" | |
| Anthem: "Patalonio glori-o' esa Prin-c | |
 Location of the country | |
| Status | Active |
| Capital | Patsburgh |
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| Religion (2023) |
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| Demonym(s) | European |
| Government | Monarchy |
• Prince | Prince Patalin II |
• Vice President | No vice president |
| Legislature | Parliament |
| Independence from the Poland | |
• Independence | August 2022 |
• Constitution ratified | 2022 |
| Population | |
• 2022 estimate | 11 |
• 2020 census | 9 |
| Membership | 5 |
| Currency | Patalonian Pound |
| Time zone | UTC+1 (XST) |
• Summer (DST) | UTC+2 (XDT) |
| Date format | dd/mm/yyyy |
| Driving side | left |
| Calling code | +48 |
| Internet TLD | .pt |
The Kingdom of United Patalonia, more commonly known as Patalonia, is a micronation in Poland, there are 4 buildings, a House, which is the capital, 2 storage rooms in 1 building and a garage with a farm home to the only dog in the country.
The government of Patalonia has 5 members, 2 from Patalonia and 3 are overseas workers of Patalonia. We have 1 prince, 2 prime minsters and 2 governors, They're in control of the laws as the nation is NOT an absolute monarchy. Every citizen has their own opinion and is not being forced to like the government.
Patalonia has not that much allies, They don't have a good relation with Poland and Some Micronations won't support the country due to the nation being new.
Etymology
Patalonia comes from the Patalonian name "Patalonsiono" meaning "Good Relations" As the country is one of the friendliest micronations here.
History
- In 2016, a small community of 2 people made a small country with no name at all.
- In 2022, The country gained independence after the demand of the citizens free opinion.
- The government has been founded in 2023 with the Prince as the main person but not in control.
Politics and government
The government is home to Law discussions and Country plans for the fututre, as of 30 July, the Prime Minister is now in control of the government, Ending the Absolute Monarchy in the country.
Early government
Absolute Monarchy (2022 - 2023) The Prince was in control of the whole country. He didn't feel like controlling the government so He gave control to the Prime Minister.
Presidential: (2016 - 2022) It was a republic territory back then meaning that we had a president. We transferred to Monarchy straight after independence.
Government of Patalonia
The Government of Patalonia is the head of state of the country, Lawmakers in the country (2 people) make eligible laws for the nation: Here are most of the laws
- If you disrespect a member of our nation, you will be sent to the lake for exports for 3 days straight
- If you betray the nation, you are set to live in the abandoned house for 1 week
- Most of your payments go towards the bank, the more you pay in one day, the less they give you weekly.
- Having a Pigeon as a pet is forbidden as they cause a mess. You will work in the lake for 2 days if you're caught with a Pigeon.
- Most laws will be legal if Prince goes on a visit to another place/country.
Head of government
The Head of government is the Prime Minister of Patalonia. Since 30 July 2023, before that was the Prince since Independence. Before that, he was President.
Political parties
The Monarchy of Patalonia is the only Political Party in the country.
| Logo | Political Paty of Patalonia | Party Leader | Spectrum | Ideologies | Lower House | Upper House | Cabinet | ||
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Patalonian Party | PAT | Prime Minister of Patalonia | Patalonian | 3 / 3
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1 / 10
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1 / 5
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Law and order
If you commit a law, your report will be sent to the Prime Minister for a review and if he approves it, youre going to court where we make the decision depending on how bad the law is. After your sentence, you get a warning that the sentence is worse if he repeats any crime he/she makes
Military
Our Army has around 40 soilders, all of them Aren't Patalonian since most of the Natives are retired. They can be seen in events of the nation.
Foreign relations
If you want to live with the people, you need to meet the Governor of Immigration inside the Garage where we manage Immigration. if you get approved, you get the Patalonian Passport and you're classified a citizen. If you get rejected, theres a chance of being detained or just marked as a visitor.
Unilateral recognition
- Molossia
Geography and climate
Thelocal has no climate at all, cold in winter and hot in summer Our national animal is the Pigeon. Our largest body of water is the disputed Lake near the nation, where workers work and export fish. We don't have any rivers and mountains. Our National food is Irish Coffee chocolate, beloved by the prince.
Economy
The Homes are really old due to sanctions and lack of Money Production. Averagw GDP is 500 Patalonian Pounds and GDP per capita is 79 Patalonian Pounds. Most citizens get paid for Fish Exports which go to the nearby Market and most workers work in the forest, chopping woord for money printing.
Culture
Most people are called Patalonians, they speak Patalonian which is Latin and English with Hawaiian like grammar. Example:
"My nation is really beautiful" in patalonian is "Contorl elo is ver-i' nice-e' en baute'fu-l"
Holidays
This is the holidays that happen all the time:
- 14 January: We respect eldery on "Eldery Appreciation day"
- 20 February: The Prime Minister makes decisions on his birthday when everyone gets a day off work.
- 30 April: Cooking day is when children as young as 5 learn how to make simple food so they can learn in the future.
- 1 June: Kids day happens when children celebrate their special day, they usually get a day off school.
- 10 June: School and work usually ends at that day.
- 12 August: Independence Day happens when we celebrate the anniversary of our nation. Its mostly a party in the nearby lake.
- 5 September: School and work begins.
- 11 November: Birthday of the Prince, everyone goes on holiday at that time
- 24 December: Festival day or Christmas Eve occurs, People go to a service at Midnight.
- 25 December: Christmas day, No school and work and everyone celebrates the day
- 29 December: Unification day is when Patalonia and Poland have a meeting about the nation and its updates
- 31 December: Goodbye Year or New Years Eve is when we people make a dummy and beat it up as it represents the old year and make a new one
representing the new year.