User:Z Luna Skye/halloween user page

From MicroWiki, the micronational encyclopædia
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Z. Luna Skye welcome3.gif

Happy Halloween! I am a self-proclaimed proficient editor of MicroWiki. Check out my funny second account Z. Luna Skye 2, and my bot ZedBot. Also check out my dumb editors survey. I am a WikiGnome, meaning a mostly make minor edits, such as improving punctuation, fixing typos, correcting poor grammar, creating redirects and wanted categories, adding categories, and repairing broken links. I also never provide a edit summary, and annoy the other admins. UwU


Currently: Offline (I may forget to change this, apologies)
Current time in my time zone: It is 22:58 on a Monday.(UTC) – update Free Micronation Countyballs Drawings Yes check.png
Free Article Clean Ups Yes check.png
Free Advice and Help Yes check.png
Free Flag DesignsYes check.png
Free Airpods X mark.png

Speech bubbles overlapping symbol.png
Z. Luna Skye welcome.gif
Sandbox symbol.png
Dancing Pumpkin Guy.gif Person symbol.png
New Eiffel Flag B and W.jpeg
New Eiffel
Archive symbol.png
Talk page archives
Mail icon B and W.png
My social medias
About me

Greetings! Hewwo! I am an administrator, and I currently have the most edits on MicroWiki. If you have any questions do not hesitate to contact me on my talk page. I am a self-proclaimed proficient editor of, I specifically take care of most of the maintenance work. I have been a wiki admin since 2 February 2020, having been a member of the community since September 2018 - I reign as Prince of New Eiffel, and I have a severe MicroWiki addiction. I am a WikiGnome, WikiGod and WikiFurry.

I absolutely fricking LOVE MicroWiki! Also, check out my sister and brother, Z. Luna Skye's Sister and Z. Luna Skye's Brother, my father, Z. Luna Skye's Dad, my mother, Z. Luna Skye's Mom funny sequel, Z. Luna Skye 2, and my bot ZedBot.

New Eiffel's first revision and my first edit:



Patroller.png This user is a Patroller.
Flag of New Eiffel.svg This user is the Prince of New Eiffel.
MWlogo.png This user has made over 14,000 edits, and doesn't have a life.
Noia 64 apps karm.png This user has been a micronationalist for 4 years 17 days
Noia 64 apps karm.png This user has been on MicroWiki for 3 years, 3 months, 21 days
2.455% This user has made 10,346 edits out of the total 421,390 edits on MicroWiki.
List icon.gif This user is ranked 3 on the list of MicroWiki users by number of edits.
Yellow innocent looking face with halo.png This user tries to do the right thing. If he makes a mistake, please let him know.
Google Chrome logo.png This user contributes using Google Chrome.
Safari logo.png This user contributes using Safari.
DuckDuckGo logo.png This user contributes using DuckDuckGo.
Mars symbol.png This user is male.
Asexual Pride Flag.png This user is Asexual.
neutrality This user could not care less about the use of gender-neutral language.
Crystal kthememgr.png This little tag you are reading is a userbox.
Movie camera heart symbol.png This user loves movies.
Camera.png This user is an amateur photographer.
Person sitting on a cliff.jpeg This user loves to travel.
Movie camera.png This user is a filmmaker, and has created over 20 short films.
EN This user is a native speaker of the English language.
AF Hierdie gebruiker is 'n moedertaal spreker van die Afrikaanse taal.
LOL Dis usr iz flunt speakr ov teh LOLspeak language.
HU This user is learning the Hungarian language.
IS This user wants to learn the Icelandic language.
Furry paw print.png This user is a furry.
Zedcat Square Crop.jpeg This user's fursona is a cat. Meow.
Derpy bob.gif This user has been a furry for 4 years, 5 months, 2 days
Grand 10K Edit Award.png This user has the legendary 10,000 edits award, and deserves praise!
Possible Order of Christina I.png This user is in the Order of Christopher I.

A chronology...

  • 27 Sep 2018: I joined MicroWiki.
  • 28 Sep 2018: I made my first edit and created the page Principality of New Eiffel.
  • 26 November 2018: I made my 100th edit.
  • 9 January 2019: I made my 1,000th edit.
  • 7 February 2019: I joined MicroWiki@Discord.
  • 24 February 2019: I was made a Patroller.
  • 14 March 2019: I uploaded my 100th file.
  • 18 March 2019: I made my 5,000th edit.
  • 18 March 2019: I made 318 edits in 1 day.
  • 7 April 2019: I with help from Luxor created MicroWikiDictionary.
  • 7 June 2019: I made my 10,000th edit.
  • 21 June 2019: I uploaded my 200th file.
  • 3 July 2019: My idea for a featured image on the main page was implemented.
  • 29 July 2019: I uploaded my 300th file.
  • 23 August 2019: I made my 15,000th edit.

Daily tasks list...

My travels


Soon going too...

Top places I want to visit

Places I've visited

Countries I've lived in or traveled to: Flag of the United Kingdom.png South African Flag.png Flag of France.png Flag of Spain.png Flag of Austria.png Flag of Germany.png Flag of Czech Republic.png Dutch flag.png Flag of Belgium.png
Micronations I've lived in/traveled to: Flag of New Eiffel.svg Livettree Flag-16.jpeg Flag of Green Gate.jpeg Flag of the United Regions of Soft Toys.jpeg
Defunct micronations I've lived in/traveled to: SA Area New Eiffel Flag.jpeg Old New Eiffel Flag.jpeg Republic of Britannia .jpeg Flag of the Kingdom of New Eiffel.jpeg Flag of Teddybearland.jpeg
Cities I have lived in or traveled to:

Image gallery of my favourite places

My edit setup

My crappy edit set up. Cool!

What I use while editing MicroWiki. And yes, it's just two iPads. Anyways, at the top left is notifications/alerts, and at the right is special:recent changes. At the bottom is the main editing space, and where I watch a movie in split screen.

Edits for ta lolz

Note: Sandbox edits and page moves don’t count as edits in namespace.

Total 13,376 (all 14,008) 100%
(Main) 8,341 62.36%
User 2,564 19.17%
Category 1,049 7.84%
User talk 614 4.59%
Sandbox 601 n/a
File 440 3.29%
Template 144 1.08%
MicroWiki 143 1.07%
Talk 78 0.58%
Move 31 n/a
Template talk 3 0.02%

Favourite halloween quotes


Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.

— Steve Almond

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.

I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright.

— Oogie Boogie

Be afraid ... Be very afraid.

— Ronnie

I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.

— Elizabeth Marcus

Happy Halloween! If you don’t celebrate, I will chop your head off with a hatchet.

— Prince Zed I

Villainy wears many masks, none so dangerous as the mask of virtue.

— Ichabod Crane

Halloween. Good yes.

Just because I cannot see it, doesn't mean I can't believe it!

— Jack Skellington

Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble.

— William Shakespeare


Pumpkin jumping.gifSkeleton Disney Animation Dancing.gifDucktalesHalloween.gifApple Jack Slices a Pumpkin.gifPumpkins.gif

Edit Milestones

After 5,000 edits

  • 20,000 Edits :
  • 15,000 Edits : 23 August 2019 at 2:59 AM
  • 10,000 Edits : 7 June 2019
  • 9,000 Edits : 23 May 2019
  • 8,000 Edits : 7 May 2019
  • 7,000 Edits : 18 April 2019
  • 6,000 Edits : 4 April 2019
  • 5,000 Edits : 18 March 2019

Before 4,500 edits

Cute ghost.png
  • 4,500 Edits : 14 March 2019
  • 4,000 Edits : 2 March 2019
  • 3,000 Edits : 18 February 2019
  • 2,000 Edits : 30 January 2019
  • 1,500 Edits : 20 January 2019
  • 1,000 Edits : 9 January 2019
  • 500 Edits : 21 December 2018
  • 250 Edits : 12 December 2018
  • 100 Edits : 26 November 2018
  • 10 Edits : 13 October 2018
  • 1 Edit : 28 September 2018 at 9:48 AM

Wikis I’m registered on

Pumpkin Emoji.png
Wiki Joined on Edit count Page creations Groups Account
MicroWiki 27 September 2018 1,679 Patroller Z. Luna Skye
Wikipedia 15 August 2017 146 3 Anonymous 7481
MicroWikiDictionary 7 April 2019 27 7 Z. Luna Skye
Awful Movies Wiki 4 April 2019 6 0 Z. Luna Skye
IMDb March 2018 500+ 5 ninja-89635
Un-Recognized Nations 21 June 2019 54 52
Uncyclopedia 4 April 2019 5 2 Z. Luna Skye
WikiFur 4 April 2019 1 0 Z. Luna Skye
WikiHow 15 June 2019 0 0
New Eiffel Wiki 21 July 2019 9 3 Z. Luna Skye
Conservapedia 11 August 2019 1 1 Leftisstupidimo


This is slightly outdated

Discord logo.jpeg New Eiffel Government#4073
Mail icon.png
YouTube logo.png New Eiffel
33936140-FA51-4C87-BF9A-EFE8B8364488.png u/Z_Luna_Skye
MWforumlogo.png Z._Luna_Skye
Twitter logo.png @EiffelNew

New Eiffel articles

A+ Class

A class

B class

C class

Stub class

Poor class

WIP class

My terrible MicroWiki rap song

MicroWiki, I love it
I edit
No need for credit
I love editing and writing
Yeah, I read it
Researching too
There is a random commercial letter of credit
Yeah I said it, don't judge me

English languages dialects as explained by me

Other micronations I own

Ceremonial roles


Very simulationist


Welcome message

Welcome to MicroWiki, [username]! The largest micronational encyclopaedia on the Internet. We hope you will stay around and make some helpful contributions!

Here are a few helpful links to help you get started with editing on MicroWiki:

If you would like to create an article about a micronation, maybe yours, this is an helpful link:

If you need any help, or have further questions, please contact the site owner, Jonathan I or another Administrator.

Also, when you post on talk pages, you should sign the message with your name, using four tildes (like this: ~~~~); that should automatically produce your username and the date after your post, like you can see mine at the bottom of this message. We hope you will stay around, and again, welcome!



Statuses on my user page:
User:Z. Luna Skye/Online
User:Z. Luna Skye/Offline
User:Z. Luna Skye/Idle

My LGBT rights Index

Take the survey Here

Other Projects I am prOud oFF

MicroWiki users with the most edits

Rank User Number of edits User groups
1 Z Luna Skye 44,650 Blocked
2 John I of Baustralia 25,267 Nc

Dhrubajyoti Roy

22,706 Ad, Nc, Pa
4 Mikejones 17,384 Nc
5 Emperor Jonathan I 4,055 + 12,863 Ad, B, Ch, IAd, LAd, Nc, SU, UAd
6 B Chkaya 13,093
. MicroBot 12,831 Bots
7 Luxor 8,975 + 2,767 Ad, B, Ch, IAd, LAd, Nc, SU, TAd, UAd
8 Swena 1,769 + 3,429 + 6,243 Nc
9 Tomáš Falešník 13,528 CS, Mod, Nc, Pa
10 Charles Ross 11,755 Ad, Nc, UAd
11 Emperor Adam I 11,579 Ad, GuA, GW, LAd, Nc, St
12 Adml1 11,056 Nc
13 Jaydenfromcanada 9,196 Nc, Pa
14 Atomictron7 9,256
15 Aenopia 8,482 GW, Nc
16 Ricky 8,151 Nc

Cameron I

8,057 Ad, Nc, Pa, UpW
18 Aidan McGrath 8,294 Pa
19 Jevon A. Perkins 6,832
20 HIM Christina I of Cycoldia 38 + 63 + 7,527 Pa, Nc
21 Kolkaria 6,636 Nc
22 Esty 6,082
23 Ginoscorpio 5,831
24 Australis 5,677
25 Aydan, President of Florania 5,616 Nc
26 DrOwl 5,524
27 Coumor 4,891
28 Shorewell 4,650
29 Johann 4,976
30 Cristi 4,596 Nc
31 Eric Smith 5,206
32 Salute 4,604
33 Mekniy 4,063
34 Archie IV 5,957 Ad, Mod, Nc, Pa
. Maintenance script 3,636 Bots
35 President of St. John 3,689 Nc
36 DukeBearPeninsula 3,546
37 Twain 3,468 Ch
38 MilitarmiaGov 3,372
39 UOMS 4,698
40 Mayor of Rhys' Island 3,341
41 StefanSNG 3,728
42 Gamalielrgz 3,771
43 Grand Duchy of Queensland 4,013
44 Naveria 3,007
45 Wegmat 3,128 Nc
46 Bob Christ 2,855
47 Ruthenia 3,044
48 Emperor Nicholas Kaos 2,862
49 State of Samizdat 5,543
50 Dalek 3,197
. LethlerTypoBot 2,705 Bots
51 The Empire of New Amsterdam 2,673
52 Grand Duke Nicholas I. 2,817
53 Tsar Stefan I 2,601
54 Jasooper 2,532
55 Dionisiy 2,619
56 TheShinji69 2,753
57 Requiao 2,490
58 TSmith 2,520
59 Fabriziodg91 2,415
60 Patrick I of Paravia 2,403 Nc
61 Nabil nordamdie 2,419
62 Edward Daniels 2,298
63 Willian GF Wilson 2,460 Nc
64 MattL 6,397
65 WeaponizingArchitecture 2,427
66 Pierre d’Égtavie 2,230 Ad, Ch, Nc, SU
67 Metrozhdun 2,198
68 2,055
69 Liu-Kuang 2,052
70 Matt 3,622
71 OIMGov 1,958 Blocked
72 Jak123 2,286
73 Aarianian State 1,816
74 Peter Griffin 1,865
75 King of Salanda 2,829
76 1,727
77 Andany Gov 1,725
78 AnthonyClark 1,798 Ch
79 ManuTheSecond 1,736
80 Suzuki 1,711 Blocked
81 Oxocero 1,618 Nc
82 Caesar Nicolas I of the Millan Clan 1,605
83 Incipious 1,623
84 Agrippalol 1,586
85 Józef Poniatowski 1,573
86 Kostas 1,552
87 NickRandouler 1,521 Nc
88 Eaton 1,508
89 Davide Ledilinski di Ledilia 1,490
90 AGMVieira 1,476
91 Donbassvet 1,426
92 Governor-General of New Weihai 1,417
93 User:Andrew I of Pontchartrain-Marepas 1,545
94 PrimeMinisterArkonia 1,411
95 Farrare 1,360
96 Austin Jaax 1,356
97 Sez 1,355
98 Chandrachur Basu 2,911
99 FreshPotato76 1,642
100 Iceni 1,293 Nc

  • This lists only the top 100 most prolific editors, however, the count may exceed 100 if a tie exists for the 100th-highest edit count
  • While edit-counts are automatically updated, ranks have to be updated by hand and may therefore be outdated.
  • Italics indicates the user hasn't made an edit in the last 30 days.

MicroWiki Records

Dime Micronationalist of the Month

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Most Edits by one user per month

User:Z. Luna Skye/micro mentions chart lol

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Cute emotes

  • x3
  • uwu
  • OwO
  • ( ^ω^ )
  • (╹◡╹)
  • ^¥^
  • =D
  • =3
  • 〔★o★〕
  • =^.,.^=
  • \( 0 ω ^ )/
  • ( ・∇・)
  • ^3^
  • ~(‘ ω *)+

Movie Scripts

Animal sounds

  • Roar
  • mew, meow, purr, hiss, snarl, moo, low, boom, squeak, chirp, caw

Alpha and Omega (2010)

It's time to ride the slide and taste the wind. Humphrey, you are totally genius. Come on. Let's do it. Air wolf! Guys. Guys. We're not moving! This caribou is mine. Kate, I'm not a caribou. I'm your sister! Gotcha. Omegas don't play like this. You can't escape the greatest Alpha ever. Well, I just did. We're going to die! Keep it steady! Keep it steady! What was I thinking? That was great! We are flying today, guys. Humphrey? Kate? What are you doing up here? I'm practice-hunting for our lunch. Good, 'cause I'm about to lose mine. You are? I'll try to swallow it. Kate! It's time to go. I'm coming, Dad. Where you going? Spring? But that's a whole winter away. I know you're Kate's friend, Humphrey. But by next spring, she will be a trained Alpha, the future leader of the pack. No doubt you'll be a clever Omega. Learn to keep the peace. And Humphrey, remind us all to have fun. But... But... Alphas and Omegas can't... How do you say it? That's our custom. The law of the pack. Wolf pile! Silly Omegas. Hey. Take a left! Thirty degrees! Salty, give her some sail draft! I think I taste the wind. No, just a bug. Hey, Mooch, get ready! Lower the boom! -All right! -Hang 10, boys! Guys, we really need to work on the brakes! -Brakes? -Brakes? Wolf pile! Get your butt out of my face. What did we hit? Spring. Look who's back from Alpha school. Forget about it, Humphrey. Kate's an Alpha now. And you're an Omega. We're friends, okay? Exactly. Just friends. End of story. You better set your sights over there. Reba and Janice, the vegetarians. Okay. Looks like we're eating caribou tonight, boys. Hey. Hey. Eastern Pack wolves. Can-do, Hutch, we've got company. Great. There goes dinner. And there goes Kate. -Holy... -Caribou! Scatter to the sides! Settle the score, leader. Are you all right? -Yeah, I'm fine. -Hey, what's your problem, you stupid Eastern dog? That was our hunt. You can't just snake it out from under us. Can-do, back off. You better listen to the girl. Hey, break it up. Can-do, Hutch, break it up! All right, Omegas, duty calls. Stop it. Can-do, Hutch, stop! -Hey! -Candy! -Kate. -Humphrey? I'm still going to tear this snaggletooth fool apart. Guys, lower the boom! Humphrey, we don't have time for fun. Guys, guys, come on. Don't get your fur in a bunch. You wolves are making us look bad. Come on, the caribou are laughing at us. Now, that's a moon I don't want to howl to. Western hunt group, get back to the den. The two of you, go home. Now! Omegas, good job. Great. My first hunt, and I blew it. Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate, Kate. Don't beat yourself up. That's crazy. You were amazing. I mean, if anyone's hungry, they can eat... They can always eat... Here. They can eat berries. Berries are really nutritious. Yeah. Tell that to a hungry pack. The Eastern Wolves ruined Kate's hunt. Luckily, the Omegas were there to break up the fight. -Lilly. -What? Very funny. Stop playing with your tail. Kate, you're slouching. Thank you, honey. Do you see how strong and beautiful you are? My. Any food is a blessing, dear. Winston? Come join us for dinner? Now! Thank you, honey. Scraps and bones is no kind of dinner. Not for my pack. I'm sorry, Dad. it's just those Eastern Wolves. It's not your fault, Kate. When they crossed into our territory, they broke pack law. Winston. Can-do was jumped by a group of Eastern Wolves. It ain't nothing. Quickly, bring him into the den. Winston, honey, whoever did this, let's rip his tail off and shove it down his throat. Sir, are we just going to let them keep raiding our hunts and... Put our Alphas on alert. Already done, sir. Good job. Guys, honestly, caribou is overrated. Instead, now, keep an open mind, I just want you to have an open mind here, we bring you berries. How about squirrels? Bad joke. Flying squirrels. Winston! Tony! You're looking good. My back feels like wood. I got this disk that keeps cracking. Yeah, Tony, you are one crazy wolf. -Yeah? -Yeah. Like that little game of tag during our hunt. Let's leave the playing to the Omegas. You know there's no caribou left in the east. You got a problem. Unite the packs, Winston. It was you who gave the big speech that your daughter Kate and my son Garth would marry and unite the packs. Garth knows his responsibility. Does Kate? Don't worry. She knows. Good. Then she can meet Garth tonight at the moonlight howl. I won't let my pack starve, Winston. If we have to, we'll fight for the valley. That would be a big mistake. Kate. it's... It's okay, Dad. I understand. it's... it's my responsibility. Guys, we got to get ready for the moonlight howl. Guys, girls. Girls? You are cool. So, let me go ahead... Prepare the girls for your arrival and you guys meet me there. Game on. Girls. Kate, you look so beautiful. Now, if Garth gets out of line, take those beautiful teeth of yours, go for the throat, and don't let go until the body stops shaking. If my little girl doesn't want to do this, if she's not ready... Don't worry, Dad. I'm ready. Come on, Lilly. Okay. Okay. Your fur... It looks fantastic tonight. Oh, my gosh. I had... Omega alert. I will handle this. It totally relaxes the knots. Hey. Hey. That's all I've got. Wow. This is a new feeling. I saw the whole thing, guys. And, I cannot believe they didn't just fall all over you. When you yelled, "Hey," I thought you cinched it right there. So, you think you can do better? Please. The next girl that comes up the hill, she's mine. I've never seen her look that good. Kate is hot. I'll be right back. Hey. Where do you think you're going? Humphrey, you know the rules. You're not allowed to howl with her. She's an Alpha. We can eat together. Guys, I know. I... I was just... Kidding. Cheer up, buddy. You still got us. Friends for life! Ugly- So, do you see Garth? Great. I'm not even sure what he looks like. But I'm sure... We'll know him when we see him. Hey, Kate. What? Garth. Lilly, stand up. Garth, hello. Good to see you. -Humphrey? -My butt! My butt. It really hurts. You should really do something about that cough. Be careful, Kate. There's something going around. Tails and ears are falling off, literally. Name's Humphrey. Garth. Wow. You are a... You are a big one, aren't you? Wow. You're practically a moose. Where you hiding them antlers? Who's the coyote? Who's the coyote? I get it. That's good, 'cause I'm, like... No one important. Lilly, why don't you take little coyote Humphrey and run along? Come on, Humphrey. Let's go eat some of those bitter berries. So, tell me about yourself. What does Garth like to do? Well, I'm really into fitness, you know? Rabbit sprints, tree squats. You know us Alphas got to keep fit to lead the pack. But, what really gets me going is... Was it good for you? Unbelievable. You know... I just... Just... Hold on a sec 'cause I'm going to be right back. I... I need some water. Some water. Okay? So, I'll... Just... Hold on. No worries. I'll just keep my vocal chords warm. Yeah. "Oh, he's no one important. "Just take little coyote Humphrey and run along." Coyote. -Where's Barf? -it's Garth. And we're just taking a little break. A break? What? Is that so strange? No. No, no, no, no. Are you kidding? I always like to take a break Well, I do. Your howling partner, he's not a... He's not a stud. Not a stud but, like, it's like "stud" but... A dud. A dud. That's it. isn't he? No. He is not a dud. In fact, Humphrey, you'd be surprised to find that he is... Strong! Yes. Yes! Strong! And he's... He's... -Proud! -Yes! Yes. Proud. And he's... What's the word I'm looking for? An Alpha's Alpha. That is right! He is an Alpha's Alpha. You make me so mad! Hey, I was just kidding. You're kind of cute. Really? You think... So, wow. Okay. Cute. Yeah. That's... Look... Thank you, first of all, but do you mean "Cute" in, like, a rugged, kind of handsomely "Cute"? Again with the butt. These mosquitoes are out of control. I'll meet you on Mars, right after I eat the Milky Way. That sounds good. Save some for me. Bag them up, boys. We're going to Idaho. You got it, chief. Okay. There we go. Watch out there. Kate? Where am I? Humphrey? Is that you? Kate! Where are we? I don't know. Maybe we're dead. Nope. Definitely not dead. At least they left us some water. You got water? Nope. Definitely not water. Kate, what are you doing? Trying to get out. Calm down. Listen, maybe they're taking us to where there's more food. Or maybe we are the food. Kate, you're right. Fight. Fight. Fight. Fight. Yeah. All right. Set them free. Look at them go. Wow. This isn't Jasper. Yeah, but it sure does... Rock! Quick, get down! What are they doing? What a smashingly brilliant story this is. The golfing goose from the low regions of the Arctic Circle is leading the pack. He's using the wrong club. Could you do me a favor, Needles, and shut the hole that makes the words? Looks like they're playing some sort of weird game. Maybe they can tell us how to get home. Yeah. And if they can't, we can eat them. Yeah. Follow my lead. Yeah, I'm right behind you. Now you will see, this shot is mine. Splendid! Wonderful hit, sir. Just a minute! It's ugly, but a good runner. Did you see that? Did you see that? I guess the birdie ruined your Birdie. You mark it "Birdie" because it would have gone in. Technically, sir, it might have gone in. That silly bird stopped my shot from going in. So, I will not take an extra stroke. Mark it Birdie! Well, it... It was an obstacle. And everyone has to play with the obstacles. You know, we wouldn't want to lie. This is not a lie. This is not a lie if you are French. Well, French-Canadian. There's a slash, a hyphen, in between there. -I say French. -Canadian. -French. -Canadian. -French! -Canadian, sir. May I just say, though, that you are a wonderful golfer. And you are a very good caddie. Take off! Paddy, what is wrong with you? Hello. You are two wolves. I have not seen many wolves in these parts. But I am not afraid of wolves. No. I like wolves. Good. 'Cause we just want to ask you a few questions. Yes. Quick! Look behind you! Grab him! So, you want to face the French Resistance? That's French-Canadian! My butt! My butt! My butt! Omegas. This is not a game anymore! Don't you wash your feet? Look out for the trees! Watch that. Nice one, sir. Gotcha. Oh, no. That's got to hurt. How do you like it now, wolf? Hole in one, sir. You have bit off more than you can chew this time, my friend. My goodness. I... Look out for the... No. No. No. No. No. No. He's a goner for sure. Hey, Frank. Okay. You have a question? Yeah. Where are we? Idaho? Ida-who? Oui, Idaho, land of mountains, rivers, lakes, and a few billion potatoes. Sawtooth National Wilderness. What are we doing in Idaho? You were relocated to repopulate. They want you big wolves to make a lot of little wolves. Sounds good to me. Park shouldn't be without some wolves. I mean, only for the good of the park. So you two are undomesticated partners? Paddy, please. Don't be rude. So, you two are boyfriend, girlfriend? You are an item? -Well... -No. You wolves, you are funny. We have to get home now. There's going to be trouble if I don't get back to Jasper. Right. All right. You're freaking out. I'm not freaking out. I just have to get home. -Is this about Barf? -it's Garth. And it's about responsibilities. So, I don't expect you to understand. Can you help me? I need to get home fast. All right, Miss Fast. Where is home sweet home? Jasper Park, Canada. Jasper park? Get out of here. We love Jasper Park! Yes, yes. We've toured it many times. Paddy, please. We've toured it many times. I dated a Pintail from Jasper once. She never stopped quacking. Drove me nuts. Drove her right to me. Bound to happen. Bound to happen. So, you can help me, then, get home. We haven't played Jasper in quite a while. I think it would be a smashing idea. This is true. So, of course I will help. I like you two. You make me laugh. And you didn't eat me, so I owe you favor. Where did she go? Maybe I should ask you. You know that's not my style. My wolf, Can-do, knows your style. I just want to say one thing. If any of you wolves have hurt my daughter, I will personally rip out your eyes and shove them down your throat so you can see my claws tear your carcass open! Mom? Not now, dear. Mommy's in a rage. Well, since Kate stood up Garth, I could show him around until she gets back. I wouldn't say "Stood up." Garth! Sounds good to me. Well, come on, Garth. Isn't that sweet? She gets it from me. I'll give her till the full moon. It is beautiful out there. Almost makes you want to hit the potato patch. If you haven't already hit the outdoors, get on out your door. The weather today is... Your ride home. Quick! Get in! What? Boxed up twice in one day. What are the odds? -Hide! -Hide! That right there is Garn and Debbie Theocarcus. Lucky for you, they travel every year to Jasper right after Sawtooth. The day's looking pretty, and so is my woman. This is the song we met to. Come here, you. Let's dance. -Down here. -Hurry. Now, he was in a motorcycle gang, and she was a librarian. And opposites attract, if you will. Exactly. In this case, it was a bookstore that also sold beer. So, they met. Come on. We have to get in. All right. Here we go. You're just a dream. I'm like a little bunny. Aren't I, dear? I love you, Deb. I love you, too. Get inside now. Get inside. Quick. Well, back in a box. Good luck, you two! We will be watching out for you from above! Well, I'll be watching out for you. He will be breathing heavily. If we have to, we'll fight for the valley. Humphrey? So, why is this called Rabbit Poo Mountain? Because this is where rabbits like to poo. I was just kidding. I get it. You're a funny Omega. Okay. Make me laugh. What am I? You got me. It's a turtle that fell and can't get up. That's pretty good. Okay. What's this? It's turtle road kill. What else can you do? I just do turtles. Okay, it's my turn. You want to see something an Alpha can do? Would my mother approve? Of course. Well, okay then. Keep searching. We must find her before tomorrow night. Winston? Don't worry, Eve. She's the finest Alpha I've trained. I'm not, Winston. She's also the finest Alpha I've ever trained. We stopped. -What's wrong with you? -I have to go. You can't leave. Can't you hold it? No! I can't. Well, did you try crossing your legs? -Yes! -Holding your breath? Yes! I almost passed out. -Closing your eyes and... -In or out, I am going. Would you hurry? I can't go when I feel pressured. Go! What is he doing? Where is he? Come on, Humphrey. It's a rabid wolf! Max, bring that gun! This is it for you, wolf. Any last wishes? Max, theyre getting away! Not if I can help it. -No! -We're trapped. I got you both now. Shoot them! Nicely done, Max. Okay. Thinking with my belly instead of my head, not a good idea. I get it. I say we build a comfy den... -I'm going home. -Great. You're going home, and it's raining. I'm not stopping. Rain, rain, go away Get out of here, rain No one wants you around What are you doing? It's... it's a rain dance, to stop it from raining. 'Cause you're wet And you really are going to ruin our day Humphrey, rain dances make it rain. Right! Well, I'll just do it backwards. That actually worked. Kate? That's not a good idea. Hold on, Kate! No! Hold on, Kate! I'm coming! Let me think. Let me think. Humphrey! Don't worry, Kate. It's all part of my plan. I can see that. Kate. Kate! Grab my tail. Grab your what? Take those Alpha jaws and grab... My tail. My tail. Kate, wiggle. Wiggle around. That tickles. My tail hurts! Who knew I was ticklish there? I can't take any more. My gosh. Humphrey! Humphrey! Your tail. I'm so sorry. My tail's actually fine, last time I checked. Come on. Let's get out of the rain. Okay. Thank you. Sir, we've searched the entire territory. Still no sign of Kate. Sir? We must defend our territory. Fore! Well, well, well. What do we have here? I say, we've caught them at quite the bad time. No, I'd say we caught them at a good time. Indeed, sir. Indeed. What are you doing here? No, the question is what are you doing here? I give you a first class ticket home... It's a straight shot right to the pin. -And you blow it? -Yep. Over a cupcake. Ridiculous dessert. "A cupcake." Actually, they're quite delicious. There has to be another way for us to get to Jasper. Another way? Another way? Always another way. What am I, a travel agent? Come on. What, are you kidding me? A great sportsman like yourself always knows a few ways to win the game. Well, there could be a train. Actually, there is a train. it's the Canadian Express and... Paddy, please. it's called the Canadian Express... Yes, and it shoots right by Jasper Park. Right by Jasper Park. -If you can catch it... -You'll be home in no time. No time. Very fast. Great. So where do we board? Where do you board? Watch this. On the other side of that mountain. Paddy, please. Come on! Let it slip, but may I say, that was a stupendous shot. You may, and it was pretty good, wasn't it? Indeed, sir. Indeed. Dinner for two. It's a new move I've been working on for stalking prey. You're good. Thanks. Now you try. No. I... I'm not much of a hunter. Come on. You'll do great. Just do what I do. Okay. Ready? -One. -One. -Two. -Two. Three! Lilly! Lilly? A turtle, right? -It sure is pretty out there. -Yeah. Maybe this will help. Wow. "Wow" what? Your eyes. They're beautiful. Come on. Let's try again. -It sure is pretty out there. -Yeah. -I'll race you to the top. -You're on. Give it up, Humphrey! You'll never beat me. Humphrey? Omega one, Alpha zero! Okay! Okay! Enough, enough! Stop! Stop! I get it. I get it. I get it. How's that for a girl's throw? Very funny. Well, look who's having fun. You know, I should go check on the train. Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait. Hi, there. What are you? Well, I'm a wolf. I've never seen a wolf. You are really strange. Am I now? You're totally weird. I'm going to get you! No. Look out! Look out! Okay, you asked for it. No, no, no. it's okay. it's okay. I'm really sorry. Oh, poo. Mad... Mad bear. Kate! Get the snowballs ready! Mad bear on the attack! The Canadian Express! Humphrey, the train is coming! Kate! Humphrey? What's wrong with you? That! Don't move. We can handle this. We can? Okay, we're in trouble. Guys. You guys like jokes? Good. So, okay. So two bears are eating a clown, and one of the bears says, "Does this taste funny to you?" A simple "Boo" would have sufficed. Man. Watch this. One more. One more. Get up. Kate, get up. Where are those two? Why must they make this so difficult? I believe the term is "high maintenance couple," sir. Stuck between the cliffs and the claws. This isn't good. Good luck joking your way out of this one. What's your name, sir? Growl. All right. Do you need a hug? Good talk! Hey, need a ride? Jump! Trust me! I told you, you could trust me. Hang a left! Go right! Why are you looking at me like that? Unbelievable. They have missed the train. Or not. -I know. it's not very good, is it? -Well... That was so awesome. You with the snowballs. And you with that little bear in that snowball fight. It was so cute. But then you with the log! The look on your face was so good. And then we... You know, we make a pretty good team. Kate and Humphrey, world adventurers! What do you think? I think you're crazy. You think I'm... No, I'm telling you, we're onto something here. Stick with me, pup. We'll go places. Well, I'll keep that in mind. All right. Take a deep breath. Howl from right here. And I'll join in. Humphrey, what are you doing? I'm sorry. The moon, the moment. I just thought... Come on, Kate. Howl at the moon with me. See? That's so good. No. You better go. But no one has to know. Please. Go, now. No. Dad. Howling with an Omega, are we? -I was just... -Get with the others. What's going on? We're going to take the valley, and our caribou. -Dad! -Lilly, what's wrong? The Eastern Wolves. They're coming! Come on! Just do it. She howled at the moon with you. That was just the moment. Bonjour, my furry friend. What? Are you guys crazy? That's up for debate. And where is... Mademoiselle. She's sleeping, so be quiet. Yes. Quiet. What are you guys doing here? Making sure that you don't forget the run of the course. Jasper Park, it is a few miles up. Do not miss it. Jasper, few miles, got it. Good. I've got to say, your girlfriend looks quite pretty when she sleeps. She's not my girlfriend. You should work on that. It's the full moon, Winston. I can see that, Tony. I didn't want it to come to this. But here we are. -Stop the insanity! Go organic! -Stop the insanity! Go organic! -Stop the insanity! Go organic! -Stop the insanity! Go organic! -Stop the insanity! Go organic! -Stop the insanity! Go organic! Kate. Kate, wake up. Wake up. Humphrey? Where are we? We're... We're in Jasper. We're home. Yup. We're home. -There's something... -There's something... Please, you first. Humphrey, I just wanted to tell you, these past couple of days, they've been, kind of, fun. You've been, kind of, fun. Really? Really. Well, that's... That's great. I told you, we make a pretty good team. We do. Okay. No, no, no. Don't tell me. You have to go to the bathroom again. Why, do you see a truck stop? I just wanted to tell you I... I... -I... I just wanted to tell you... -No. I... I love... Oh, geez. All I asked was for you to follow our customs, unite the packs. But, no. Your daughter had to up and run away. I didn't run away. Kate! She's back! -We were so worried. -Where have you been? -In Idaho. -Idaho? What were you doing in Idaho? We were taken by humans to another park. We were supposed to repopulate. No, no, no. Mom. We didn't repopulate. Humphrey actually helped me get home. What a nice boy. -I came back... -You came back to marry Garth. Yes. And unite the packs! Good for the pack, good for the belly. Marry? You're getting married? Yes. isn't it great? No more fighting during hunts. No more scraps and bones at dinnertime. We're going to unite the packs. Welcome back, Humphrey. Good job bringing her home. Wow. it's a big crowd. Yeah. Good times. So I heard you and Garth spent some time together. Lilly. Sorry. I'm sure he's perfect marrying material. Well, if you like that sort of thing, big, brawny, and perfect. Lilly, you're wearing your fur back. Sorry. I know. But, I liked it. Right on the pin. Marcel! Paddy! When it comes to hugs, we are all French, Paddy? Well, I'm English, so we don't hug! But for a first, I'd say that was a good one. I'm so happy to see you two. We flew in to see that you made it home. And what do we find? -You're getting married! -You're getting married! Yeah. I'm getting married. -Who told you? -I did. Humphrey. We should be going. Yes, yes. Excuse me. A flea. And a little something for your big day. Thank you. Just wanted to say good-bye. Good-bye? Yeah. I'm thinking about doing a little traveling, you know, seeing where the train takes me. And maybe I'll visit our friends the bears. Our old buddies, see how they're doing. I'll tell them you said hi. Wait. But you're leaving Jasper? Yeah. You know, it's alone wolf thing. I know Humphrey, the fun-loving Omega, not Humphrey, the lone wolf. So I'll be a fun-loving lone wolf. I don't doubt that. You know, Marcel, I am a stickler for tradition, but this one, I just don't understand. These wolves are mysterious creatures. Tony. So... Are you ready? Yes. Good. Are you okay? You bet. No problems on this end. Ready to go, go, go. So, you want to start this thing or me? We'll start together. Start together. Yeah. So, what's happening? They're accepting each other's scent. And now, the nibble on the ears. Do you think I can make it? Yes, sir, and just as you hit the tracks, you should see an open train car. Well, avoid truck stops, bears, and that hideous dessert. What is it called? -Cupcakes, sir. -Yes. Cupcakes. I will. Thanks, guys. You know, you shouldn't be so judgmental about cupcakes. They really are quite delicious. I wouldn't know. And finally, they will rub noses to symbolize that they are mates! Kate, what are you doing? I... I can't. You can't! I mean, you can't? What is this, Winston? Why can't she marry Garth? Quiet. Kate, Kate. Why can't you marry Garth? Because I... I fell in love with an Omega. An Omega? Humphrey? That sly dog! An Alpha in love with an Omega. That's against pack law. Dad. I also am in love with an Omega. What? What have you done to my son, Winston? An Omega and an Alpha? An Alpha and an Omega? Eve, help me out. This is madness. This isn't our custom. This isn't our way. Take the valley! I just love weddings! Stampede! Stampede! Everyone, run! Run! To the sides of the valley! It's that darn disk in my back. Come on! No! They're trapped! Humphrey! Kate! We have to help them! Look! Faster, Tony! Faster! Go left! Roll right! You're getting good at this. I had a good teacher. They're too far ahead. We'll never make it. Hold on. Look! World adventurers. I told you we'd make a good team. Did you say that? I thought I said that. Kate! Kate. Kate. Please, Kate. Please, you can't do this. I love you. Kate! Humphrey? I thought I'd lost you. Is everyone staring at us? Well, no, not... Not every... Well, yeah. Now they are. Darn. 'Cause I wanted to tell you something. What? Really? Okay. Well, I wanted to tell you something, too. Maybe this can work. All right. Garth! Tony, what do two old wolves do after they retire? Gentlemen, may I introduce you to golf? Fore! Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's good. Come on, honey. Let's show 'em how it's done. You ready to shake your tail? Now that's a howl. Are you ready? Yeah. Ready.

Bee Movie

Bzzz Bzzz 🐝


Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead

Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars

Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid

And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

See also


My birth records.