User:Z Luna Skye/sandboxes/The Apple News

The Apple News is a totally not satirical news site written by micronationalists like you.
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Welcome to The Apple News! The free news source you can write!

Monday, January 25, 2021, 0154 (UTC) Available languages: English

Headlines!

• 21 Dec - Austenasia to copyright its name
• 20 Dec - England severs relations with Lytera, affirms support for the GUM
• 18 Jul - The Bahamas is hungary
• 23 Jan - Kyberia 'ANNEXES' the GUM
• 18 Jan - WAR! between Aenderia and South Korean boyband "BTS"
• 11 Jan - Barack Obama LEAKS 19th MicroWiki Influence Survey Results
• 10 Jan - UN welcomes Austenasia as 194th member
• 9 Jan - Paloma (Quebec) becomes the Free and Happy Democratic Dictatorship of Quebec

More News

• 17 Jan - New Eiffel adopts new national flag
• 15 Jan - Leon Montan CANCELLED after saying the forbidden illegal "n word"
• 14 Jan - Cole B. of Wegmat attends Midwest FurFest
• 10 Jan - The Imperial Federation of Elysium is disestablished following criticism

Read The Apple News in your language

• English - 8 Articles
• Afrikaans - WIP
• Arabic - Coming Soon
• Czech - 4 Articles
• Igbo - Coming Soon