User:Vladislavia Official

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Micronations
Flag of Vladislavia.png This user is a founder and citizen of Vladislavia.
Flag of Malgart of Vladislavia.png This user is the Malgart of Vladislavia
Flag of Verd'landians.png This user states that he is Verd'landian.
Macronations
Flag of Ukraine.png This user is unfortunately a citizen of Nazi Germany Ukraine.
Flag of the Czech Republic.png Země česka - domov můj!
Flag of Sweden.png This user likes Sweden, Norway, Ireland, Albania and Moldova. Flag of Norway.png Flag of Albania.png
Flag of Ireland.png Flag of Moldova.png
Flag of the United States of Akkerman.png This user is supporter of sovereign Bessarabia.
Languages
ru-N This user is a native speaker of Russian.
en-3
This user is an intermediate-level English speaker.
(But he forgot a half of grammar rules, so frequently makes ridiculous mistakes.)
vl-2 Ɩuzer fie avetgarẽsk spunẽcɩ in Vẽrdɩlandiɩ.
cs-1 Tohle user musí učit česky.
Other info
Flag of Russia.png This user is in stage of ideological war with Russian-speaking micronationalists.
Medium time trial.png This user is a micronationalist for 1 year,  1 month, 22 days.
2001 This user was born in 2001.
About Talk Sandbox

Hello, Ahoj and Sviïtarï! I am real person (OH RLY) naming Vladislav (or Sarganï), but created this account as official editing userpage of my country. It already has the dozens of articles at smaller sister of this wiki and i'm trying to stay here too, despite this enormous space and absense of visual editor is spooky me.

I want to apologize for your changelogs flooding, as i can make hundreds of tiny edits.

And yes - i look like attention whore. But it's not true actually.

Why i'm here?

Well. You can notice i really don't give a **** about my "motherland" Ukraine. But this was not always. There were time when i was nice patriot loving his country, proudly singing anthem of Ukraine and faithful for blue and yellow flag - but only before 2014, when "Euromaidan" suddenly happened. And Ukraine in my heart was burned in flame of those huge flames. A long time i was at opposite side of the barricades, together with Russians. How could i join that bastards? Well, then i was at Ukrainian side again... Finally i got acknowledged about micronationalism and thought - "I have my own fictional nation... so, it's a time to make it real!" And everything have began!

Vladislavia is created not only for me. Roughly say, it is nation for all who like medieval and celtic music. But of course: to become the honorable citizen, you also must be liberal (to not provoke anyone), secular and creative person, interested in micronation's originality and fate. Country can't accept those who get micronational citizenships just for fun, has radical beliefs or want to propagandize outer religion/ideologies.

Why i'm not "there"?

It's ***** to be Scottish! We're the lowest of the low, the scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash! That was ever **** into civilisation!

Some people hate English, i don't. They're just ****ers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by ****ers! Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized by!

— Danny Boyle
(Trainspotting)

Ukrainians are Slavs, and despite i find "Life of Boris" quite enjoyable, i really despise the eastern branch of this ethnos, and i'm really ashamed to be a factual[1] part of it. The same they can state about. And the reason is homasekshual in my ideology: cosmopolitanism, liberalism and agnosticism. The first one wipes the European borders in my head. Second one is not an actual liberalism, but just "hate those who hate" opinion. Third one... yes, you get it. We can't know, is/are there any Creator(s), and how he/she/it/they look(s) like. I believe in my owns, for example. And that makes me "national enemy" for most part of slavness - religious, nationalistic, chauvinistic and {{{insertobjectnamehere}}}-phobic community.

Russian "patriots" call those people "gayropeans". So, proud to be "gayropean"! *waves the EU flag*

Russians

"You don't want to suck penises respect our leaders thinking you are too cool - so **** yourself and learn to respect authorities!
And yes, you like EU, don't beat muzzles of faggots and hate Slav values. Oh, you are furry-fan?
So, you're faggot!
Miserable zoophilic faggot with no exception!
And your "nation" is a gay brothel!"

And we are cool experienced micronationalists!
What means «Your fake-nations are internet roleplays»?
But... but... This was in 2012, not now![2] You don't believe?
But... well, what a sense? Faggot are you anyway!

— Averaged opinion of Russian micronationalists about me and Vladislavia

My stuff

Templates

Categories

Flag collection

Notelist in style i love the most.

Dimension Flags Amount
4:3 Flag of Romania (4-3).png RomaniaFlag of Ukraine (4-3).png Ukraine 2
7:5 Flag of Albania.png Albania 1
3:2 Flag of the Czech Republic.png Czech RepublicFlag of Romania.png RomaniaFlag of Russia.png RussiaFlag of Turkey.png TurkeyFlag of Ukraine.png Ukraine 5
8:5 Flag of Sweden.png Sweden 1
5:3 Flag of the Czech Republic (5-3).png Czech RepublicFlag of Hungary (5-3).png HungaryGay flag (5-3).png LGBTRough flag of the Netherlands (5-3).png NetherlandsFlag of Norway (5-3).png NorwayRough flag of Serbia (5-3).png SerbiaOld flag of Verd'landians.png Verd'land 7
2:1 Flag of the FPRV.png FPRVFlag of Lithuania (2-1).png LithuaniaOld flag of Malgart of Vladislavia.png Malgart of VladislaviaFlag of the Soviet Union.png Soviet UnionFlag of the United Lands.png United LandsFlag of Vladislavia.png Vladislavia 6
Total amount 22

  — flags which have damage, disadvantages or critical design obsolescence and require to be replaced.

  — chosen flags.

Wishlist

Own

  • Flag of Bosnia and Herzegovina.png Bosnia and Herzegovina
  • Flag of Moldova.png Moldova

Other wishes

  • Flag of Mozambique (5-3).png Mozambique (for father)

References

  1. As not everybody recognizes custom nationalities.
  2. It's a lie. There aren't positive changes in their community. They only got totalitaristic admins who ban nations and people they don't like. Their own states are staying to be the half-real RP entities with ridiculous names.