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MicroWiki's Staff

This is what happens when my mind begins to wander. Just in case you fell through the trap door, this isn't the Staff page, if that's what you were looking for then click here

Oh snap! Looking for the OLD Sandbox Admin page? You'll want this one.

Don't read this! Run! Run away before they get you!

MicroWiki's staff are a bunch of people who came down from a mountaintop and were appointed as the guiding lights for the lowly proletariat. Sometimes they are appointed by other bigwigs. They are responsible for making sure the pixies don't mess with the MicroWiki machinery and to inspect your comments. Staff are split into two groups - Big Cheeses and Secret Police who have been have lots of perks, including tampering with the website works and sending you to Room 101 for a slightly dubious question. Big Cheeses are appointed by a guy named Fred, and serve as the Red-Tapers, people who roll around in red tape all day for fun. The Secret Police make sure you don't say bad things about Big Brother, using a truncheon and delete them because they don't fit in with the Ten Commandments. While Fred picks the Big Cheeses, the Secret Police don their hats and wander around ruthlessly beating anyone they don't like.

The Inner Party

Jake the Peg
Supreme dictator.jpg Alexander "Pixie" Reinhardt is the biggest Big Cheese on MicroWiki, having started watching you in 2009. Fred crowned him the Supreme Dictator of the Wiki on December 13, 2008, and during his tenure here he manipulated the systems to give himself an edit count three times higher than anyone else's. When not admiring himself in a mirror, he serves as the spokescat of the Band of Brothers.
He Who Lost The Game
L.jpg Aldrich "Spoons" Lucas (est. April 18, 2010) watches you. He sucked up to Fred and was rewarded with shiny cutlery in November 2010. Aldy was found responsible for the Mass Exodus of 2010 and was sentenced to 43,625 years imprisonment. He is quite mad. When not chewing his socks, he can often be found singing songs about being the Jester of Fort Yabbiestan.
The Voice of ABC1
Figurefog.jpg Pierre "Hello Ladies" d'Egtavie is not to be trusted. He is a communalist and thinks he is the President of Egtavia, a side-effect of his heavy reliance on bath salts. Despite his salt addiction, he keeps his personal lady-friends (46 at last census) in a shed, who are only let out for feeding time. When not keeping tabs on what's going on inside your head, he plays with his toys.
Ouch!
Jeremy Oakes portrait stylised.png In a move that stunned the Tibetian fishmongers of East Finchley, on January 32nd, 2012, Miss Jeremy "Shinee" Oakes was Surprise Promoted to Forum and Wiki Thug after being made a mere Standard-Type Thug in late 2011. He is known to abuse iced coffee heavily, and when on one of his benders, he has hallucinations in which he is Queen Mother of Upper Thighs and King Father of Lower Ankle. He enjoys long walks on the rain and getting caught in the beach.


Page Mercenaries

Only Let Out For Feeding Time
Billyneil.jpg Billy "Banana" Neil was finally given admin powers in August 2011 because Cajak was sick of his whining. While stroking the assortment of cheeses he keeps under his floorboards, he dreams of one day leading a tin-pot dictatorship and of one day being a veteran micronationalist. Donations to his mental home are much appreciated.
He Is D-I-S-C-O
Selber2.png Even Cajak's Reign of Terror pales in comparison to Sebastian "Fruit" Linden's, who has been slaughtering innocent daisies since April 2008. He wages a holy war against poor use of MicroWiki formatty stuff. He's rather evil and even has an entire filing cabinet devoted to him in the Old Tor Pendente Gaol and Nightclub (Happy Hour 5pm-5:01pm). When not trampling the daisies, he likes to hide in his closet and murmur something along the lines of leading a downtown Vancouver laundromat.
Still uses an old 286
Skullcabbage.jpg Pretty much a complete failure in every endeavour he attempts, Michael "FORMAT C:" Sander has vandalised MicroWiki, trolled users and generally pissed everyone off since for-EVAR. Because he kept whining about not having enough strings for his zither, the admins finally unchained him from the wall and made him a full totalitarian dictator on January 31rd, 2012.
You'll say "WOW" every time!
Jtierney.jpg Unofficially completely bonkers, Dr. Jacob "Pancakes" Tierney has been around longer than you. Arriving on the scene in a paper dirigible in the Year of our Ford 145, he only ever works for his own capitalistic benefit, and intends to, when not otherwise concerned with slaughtering innocent bottles of maple syrup, continue to do so.


The Censors

Doesn't Eat His Greens
Fish.png Philip "Come At Me Bro" Fish was an admin on the site between August 2010 and March 2011 but was fired for clipping his toenails in a public place. Whilst bored one day, he invented Origami, and has been a Forum Censor ever since. When his girlfriend isn't looking, he gets his toy soldiers out and declares war on himself.
The Polish Guy
Washing Basket.jpg James "Landlubber" Puchowski won the Key to the Wiki in March 2011 but let the power get to his head and was subsequently exiled to Mongolia. In his day he was First Mate of the Land of Shir, and interestingly enough he is also capable of swearing at you in several languages. Inorite?

Other Assorted Fascists

Knows What You Had For Breakfast
Kingmaker.png Jonathan Nobilissimus "Trout-botherer" Caesar is the Grand High Fascist of MicroCommons, who seized power in a democratically-elected coup in October 2011 and currently rules over the Commons with an iron fist, wooden foot and plastic knee alongside the Evil Overlord of Bacon and Fishy van der Van Van. Trouty has been a member of the community since December 2008, and is currently both Mayor of Carpstadt and Left Cheek of Awesomesauce, despite the fact neither of these entities have ever existed.
Nobody Expects the Auckland Inquisition!
SiroccanGov.jpg Daniel "Electric" Anderson lords over UnMicroWiki, a repository of really unsrs bzns, and has done since January 19, 3620 BC. He has lurked moar since October 3786 BC, and when not squashing worker's rights, visits the world inside his head, in which he believes he is Da Fonz. He's into really weird stuff and because of this is the most loved member of the community, bar none. Whatcha gonna do, Jack?

Axis of Evil

Don't even think about asking these guys for help, they'll tie you to a tree.

Signature Username & userlinks Admin Bcrat Check Pat
--His Exellency, President Adriansyah Yassin Sulaeman OFR MOF OBY OZL ICO IOF Flag Of Lbp.gif
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 aldy@wiki:~$ _ 
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-Ben, the nice guy, the Thantian President.
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Tfoeflag.pngB.C.E.R Neil, (Talk¦Contribs)
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Flag of Burkland.png/Coat of arms of Burkland.png Matthew Burklandssen  My Talk Page  Burkland 
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--Cajak
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--Dakoda the Fair-Patroller
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--User:Demontux - Egtavian President and Evil Oppressive Webmaster of Doom
Administrator
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CR Dallingrad coat of arms.png Premier Ewan Whitmore Premier of the Soviet Socialist Republic of Dallingrad.
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§ Fishy § (TalkContribsWebsite)
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User:Flatland/Sig
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- Signed - James E Wilary of the Prsänëa People's Republic, FRA1
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 ~⁠~⁠♥⁠~⁠~ Jeremy Oakes (words • deeds) 
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the manthe myththe legend
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this user is now ricky ♥
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Secundomian Microball.pngParker I: The President of Secundomia
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--Rsmall, friendly Patroller and CopyEditor
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--Puchowskijk, your friendly insignificant goon
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Senyaarms2.png Barnaby Hands - On the ball city.jpeg
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-DA, the Siroccan Premier.
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Smyg
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