United Socialist Republics

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United Socialist Republics
Flag of United Socialist Republics
Flag
Coat of arms of United Socialist Republics
Coat of arms
Motto: Workers of the World, Unite, for you have nothing to lose but your chains!
Anthem: The Worker's Nationale
Capital
and largest city
Almenkistan
Other languagesEnglish
ReligionHoly Almendrian Church in Roman Communion
DemonymAlmendrian
Membership Zeprana
Azeria
Ambestan
New Jutlandia
Ozikstan
GovernmentProletarian Dictatorship
• National Director
Hn. Eryn Diaz
• General President
Tizian Aruna
LegislatureUnicameral
Establishment2016
Population
• Estimate
200
CurrencyAlmendrian Credit
Time zoneGMT - 3


The United Socialist Republics, formerly (and informally) known as Almendria, is a nation primarily located in the South Cone of the Americas. It was created in 2016 as a monarchy with only one citizen.

History

Early History

Whilst initially conceptualised as early as 2014, Almendria was officially founded a the Kingdom of Almendria in 2016. The Kingdom was known to have had a Ministerial Council, and claimed to have had a functioning military[1]. Despite this, the early days of Tizian's state are obscured, with officials from the time either unable or unwilling to report on much of it[2].

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In 2018, the Kingdom of Almendria underwent a period of stagnation self-styled as the Dirt Age. This era came about following the Kingdom suffering a series of military defeats, and an exodus of citizens. The Kingdom made a comeback a year later, forming a new constitution, with the natiom considering itself to be in a Golden Age by early 2020. By the middle of the year, the Kingdom of Almendria had reformed into the Communist Union of Almendria[1].

The Almendrian Crisis

Pre-war

In late June 2020, the General Presidency made a public declaration addressed 'the misinformed mass of micronations hating on us'. The declaration touched on the controversy surrounding their 'expansionist agenda', and reassured diplomats that their methods were peaceful and voluntary[3].

TOES-Almendria War

During mid-2020, Almendria was involved in a crisis that involved them asking micronations to voluntarily unite with them as an Autonomous Republic[citation needed], which would result in the Federal Republic of Azeria suing Almendria for breach of sovereignty.[2].

In addition, the Tough Organization of Elite Stuff had declared military intervention after several members of the group were banned from Almendria's Discord server, due to then-General President Tizian A. assuming that an attack was imminent.[4] This would begin the TOES-Almendria War, a conflict that lasted for 2 weeks and 1 day and resulted in the eventual nuking of the Almendrian server.[citation needed]

Interwar

Following the conclusion of the war, the server was briefly occupied by Valdieuria[5], forming the incredibly short lived Province of Almendria. Following civil infighting by pro-democracy of the Almendrian Liberation Front and New Almendria, the Province was transferred to the Knights Templar, who disestablished the province after a mere three hours, and and made it a self-filed union.

Following the end of the Almendrian War, the Templar ceded the territory once more to K-Su, self-declared Queen of Almendria[6], shortly prior to the treaty concluding the war.

Civil War

Tizian Aruna was charged with conspiracy and abuse of power. Following a trial within the Almendrian Courts, Tizian accepted a plea deal from the prosecution, resulting in the General President becoming suspended from infrastructure usage for 36 hours, and removed from the National Council. It was in this period that Almendria renamed itself to the United Socialist Republics, though this name would not last long.

Nexan War

Tizian Aruna would eventually return several times, the first time expanding under the ARs until the Nexan Republic intervened. This would start a near two-year rivalry between Almendria and the Nexus, and the two would have conflicts, often ending in Almendria becoming inactive or Tizian being overthrown only to return again later to terrorize the community.

On December 22nd, 2021, INTERPOL and the Zepranan Government was contacted and Roland Lionheart overthrew Tizian, establishing the New Almendrian Empire, a new Almendria dedicated to peace and restoring the reputation of Almendria after the end of Tizian's tyranny. It is uncertain whether Tizian will be arrested, or if peace will last.

Afterwards, the New Almendrian Empire was nuked by AAF Cyberforces, and a new Tizianist government was stablished. Tizian then officially resigned his position as General President to his protege, Pres. Kazzi, who now rules Almendria as General President. He later assumed back his position after Kazzi resigned.

Autonomous Republics

The union is composed of autonomous republics, states cooperating with each other to make up the USR.

Flag Name Join Date Membership Status
Almflagn.png Almendria 2016 Lead nation
Commonwealth of Zeprana flag.png Zeprana 2022 Autonomous Republic
Other States
Taksovian Empire
Red Republic of Gimlai
L'Empire delacroix
Creekian Republic of Guineas
ReichsRepublik Von Golden Hill
The Republic of Ruskajista
The Socialist Republic of Hoku


Geography

Climate

The Government of Almendria collected donations, of which 90% is passed on to organisations dedicated to saving the planet from the effects of climate change[7].

Climate data for Buenos Aires Central Observatory, located in Agronomía (1981–2010)
Month Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Year
Record high °C (°F) 43.3
(109.9)
38.7
(101.7)
37.9
(100.2)
36.0
(96.8)
31.6
(88.9)
28.5
(83.3)
30.2
(86.4)
34.4
(93.9)
35.3
(95.5)
35.6
(96.1)
36.8
(98.2)
40.5
(104.9)
43.3
(109.9)
Average high °C (°F) 30.1
(86.2)
28.7
(83.7)
26.8
(80.2)
22.9
(73.2)
19.3
(66.7)
16.0
(60.8)
15.3
(59.5)
17.7
(63.9)
19.3
(66.7)
22.7
(72.9)
25.6
(78.1)
28.5
(83.3)
22.7
(72.9)
Daily mean °C (°F) 24.9
(76.8)
23.6
(74.5)
21.9
(71.4)
17.9
(64.2)
14.6
(58.3)
11.6
(52.9)
11.0
(51.8)
12.8
(55)
14.6
(58.3)
17.9
(64.2)
20.6
(69.1)
23.3
(73.9)
17.9
(64.2)
Average low °C (°F) 20.1
(68.2)
19.2
(66.6)
17.7
(63.9)
13.8
(56.8)
10.7
(51.3)
8.1
(46.6)
7.4
(45.3)
8.8
(47.8)
10.3
(50.5)
13.3
(55.9)
15.9
(60.6)
18.4
(65.1)
13.6
(56.5)
Record low °C (°F) 5.9
(42.6)
4.2
(39.6)
2.8
(37)
−2.3
(27.9)
−4.0
(25)
−5.3
(22.5)
−5.4
(22.3)
−4.0
(25)
−2.4
(27.7)
−2.0
(28)
1.6
(34.9)
3.7
(38.7)
−5.4
(22.3)
Average Precipitation mm (inches) 138.8
(5.465)
127.1
(5.004)
140.1
(5.516)
119.0
(4.685)
92.3
(3.634)
58.8
(2.315)
60.6
(2.386)
64.2
(2.528)
72.0
(2.835)
127.2
(5.008)
117.3
(4.618)
118.9
(4.681)
1,236.3
(48.673)
Average relative humidity (%) 64.7 69.7 72.6 76.3 77.5 78.7 77.4 73.2 70.1 69.1 66.7 63.6 71.6
Average precipitation days (≥ 0.1 mm) 9.0 8.0 8.8 9.1 7.1 7.1 7.2 6.8 7.4 10.2 9.8 9.2 99.7
Sunshine hours 279.0 240.8 229.0 220.0 173.6 132.0 142.6 173.6 189.0 227.0 252.0 266.6 2,525.2
Source no. 1: Servicio Meteorológico Nacional (Argentina)
Source no. 2: Deutscher Wetterdienst (sun, 1961–1990),[8]Weather Atlas (UV)[9]

Economy

Industry

On 13 August 2020, the Office of Economic Intelligence began the A-Pop Initiative, where Almendrians were given the opportunity to perform songs and earn a passive income following publication[10]. According to a later statement by Neil Josten, songs released under the Initiative gained a total of 100k streams[citation needed].

Later on the 1st of September, the Collective Farming Program was announced, where Almendrian citizens began growing vegetables to sell as produce[11].

Almendria currently has a Patreon page which is making over 30$ a month, and a working Crypto Mining Program. Almendria also owns AlmChat, a discord clone which markets itself as a Discord with free speech.

See Also

References

  1. 1.0 1.1 History, AlmendrianOfficalWebPage.
  2. 2.0 2.1 Tizian Taken to Trial, The District Sun S1.
  3. - Public Declaration from the Almendrian General Presidency -, r/Micronations.
  4. Official Declaration on the Almendrian Conflict, Tough Organization of Elite Stuff.
  5. ITS FINALLY OVER, almendria is no more, for now, r/Micronations
  6. Document sans titre, r/Micronations
  7. NOS IMPORTA EL CAMBIO CLIMATICO - WE CARE ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE, Almendrian Government.
  8. "Station 87585 Buenos Aires Observatorio". Global station data 1961–1990—Sunshine Duration. Deutscher Wetterdienst. Archived from the original on 17 October 2017. Retrieved 12 January 2016.
  9. "Buenos Aires, Argentina – Monthly weather forecast and Climate data". Weather Atlas. Archived from the original on 9 February 2019. Retrieved 7 February 2019.
  10. A-Pop Initiative Launched (Artists Needed!), r/Micronations.
  11. Almendria Collective Farming Program COMING SOON, r/Micronations

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