Unironic Democratic Republic

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Unironic Democratic Republic
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Unironic Hymn (unofficial)
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Capital cityCrizopolis
Largest cityMiklor
Official language(s)American English, Semul, Alescetan, E-townese, Old Semul, Cherokee
Official religion(s)No official religion
Short nameUnironia
GovernmentUnitary Presidential Republic
- PresidentWilliam McGuire
- ChancellorOwen Burke
- Type - Unicameral
EstablishedFebruary 20, 2018 (Instrument of Governance)
Area claimed2128 sq miles (2013 Census)
Population264 Citizens 53,964,707 residents (2015 Estimate)

Unironia, officially the Unironic Democratic Republic is a micronation in North America which also holds several overseas territories. Unironia is bordered by the United States and the Sangheili Union.

Unironia declared independence from the United States after the June Revolution on June 1, 2011. and has been sovereign since without interruption. founded as a socialist republic and eventually overtaken by warlords the nation was unstable until it was formally unified in 2012 with the creation of the Unironic Empire which existed until 2017 when it was abolished in favor of a republic.


Early History - Polkburg Dissolution

The earliest stirrings of the Unironic Nation were in 2004 with the various proto-Unironic warlords struggle for power which would continue until the Unification of most of early Unironic lands in 2007. In the native language of the time he would be known as Ku'garu. The land was then passed down from one High warlord to another until 2011 when the earliest Unironic nationstate formed. The long standing tradition of succession was interrupted by a military coup on May 30, 2011. The Unironic populace, now educated and seeking evolution to a constitutional government saw this coup as a return to the warring states period and wouldn't stand for such an injustice against them. The FNCP (Friends National Communist Party) the growing Marxist force in Unironia was brought to the spotlight as more and more disgruntled Unironics joined the party. On June 1, 2011 a revolutionary militia stormed the palace of the usurper king, overthrew the government, abolished the monarchy, and established Unironia as a Socialist Republic under the Principles of Marxist Councilism. Marxist Councilism is defined as the lack of central leadership and leading the nation through a central committee directly controlled by the party. This type of government would only last a short time as its unsustainable in a country as unstable as Unironia was during this time. As anticipated by all other historical examples, there was a lot of infighting within the council and control of the government was seized in a coup perpetrated by the Extreme Marxist faction of the council and supported by the FNCP's General Secretary. A new constitution was signed and the first president was elected. This is where William McGuire first enters the spotlight. He served a term as the first President of the Unironic People's Republic, he was succeeded by Nathan Polk, then William McGuire was elected to a non-consecutive second term. In this term many new agencies were founded, industry grew and the economy flourished. In his second term an amendment to the constitution allowed other political parties to participate in elections. McGuire ran as Unironic Nationalist party and secured the presidency. The allowance of other parties into the presidency fueled disdain from the federal subject republics that belonged to the Unironic Nation. State governments began to act more and more autonomously, none more than the Polkburg Unironic Socialist Republic. The Polkburg USR was never very satisfied with socialism and was the least successful economy of all the Unironic states as its primarily an exporter of luxury goods. On August 11, 2011 the Government of the Polkburg USR formally broke the from the Unironic People's Republic and formed the Polkburg Autonomous Republic. This act effectively dissolved the national government as a whole and led to a power vacuum, one that the old warlord ruling class would most certainly take advantage of.

Polkburg Dissolution - Unification

After the fall of the Unironic People's Republic the same warlord class which dominated the nation before the revolution were restored to power under two thrones one in Crijong (Crizopolis) and the other in Lingshee (Miklor). The two tribal warlords worked very closely in administration and eventually two more thrones were added when national borders were expanded later in 2011 and early 2012, this weakened central administration and ultimately led to the final breakdown of tribal feudalism in Unironia. The Emperor in Crijong proceeded to consolidate his power over the entire Empire He was for the most part successful, although Lingshee (Miklor) would remain occupied by the tribal despotate until January 2013. The Emperor in Crijong now the unquestioned national leader met with the lord of a small territory north of the present Unironic border. They agreed to form a federative diarchy. The Archduchy Unironia-Woodland as it would be named was still in its infancy when Unironia's most infamous Enemy to the South, E-town consolidated its power as a merchant city state. For the first time the unified Unironic state had direct economic and political competition. The Archduke of Unironia sent a spy to gather intelligence on military activities of E-town, the spy was captured and this led to the first of a series of wars with E-town. It ended in a stalemate several weeks later. The Parliament of Unironia-Woodland attempted a coup against the Archdukes to form a Republic. The coup was put down and the perpetrators arrested. The Archduke of Woodland abdicated shortly their after, the Archduke of Unironia seized his chance and became the sole sovereign monarch of Unironia-Woodland. A guild/political organization known as the Wolf Syndicate eventually was able to eventually gain enough influence to usurp power from the Archduke and form a Corporatist Oligarchy. Unironia was reorganized as the State of Unironia, William McGuire remained de jure as head of state although de facto power was held in the central committee of the Wolf Syndicate. In April 2012 a new political movement was gaining traction, the American National Union as it was called advocated for pan-American nationalism, Unironic Nationalism and the creation of a stable Unironic Nationstate. With the support of the people and military the leaders of the ANU staged yet another coup d'etat against the Wolf Syndicate's government. They reformed the nation as the Republic of Monoea. The name "Monoea" was an ancient tribal name that was used for the lands of the most central part of Unironia, then was adopted by the ANU's government years later. It was in this period that a series of wars of unification would begin with E-town against tx declared independence as the Dominiton Freestate, and then proceeded to align themselves with E-Town. Monoea's army soon occupied Dominiton, then focused their efforts on E-town. Monoea occupied the northern half of E-town's territory and put it under a military government. After the peace treaty Dominiton was annexed fully back into Monoea, Northern E-town was officially under a Monoean military government and all but one of the city states that traded with E-town were annexed into Monea. the Taeshaun Freestate would remain independent until annexation. The Monoean government began celebrating themselves as the "Unifying Caesars" of Unironia, this began a monumental change in the government structure. William McGuire was crowned "William I, Emperor-King of Monoea". This began the final era of unification with the annexation of several additional Unironic cultural territories and the adoption of an aristocracy from both old and new noble families. On June 21, 2012 it was declared to world that Unironia was whole, it would now be the Unironic Empire. William McGuire then took the new Unironic Imperial throne as "William I, Emperor of Unironia, and King of Monoea".