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The Timonocite Empire, officially the Empire of the Sanarati Republics, is a micronashun in North America completely surrounded by Monmouth County, New Jersey in the United States. The nashun is ruled by Great Emperor Eshaan I. The nashun was founded on 28 September 2019. It is one of the first micronashuns to be founded by upper elementary school children. They also have plans to scam Donald Jefferson Trump, president of their parent country, the Republic of the United States of America. It will be done by the military's cyber force, which uses the Internet to scam foreign enemies.------------- ETYMOLOGY The name Timonocite Empire comes from the original two nashuns (SEnteral Excitement and Timo) which banded together. There is Timosenteralexcitementian Empire, then Timoexcitement Empire, then Timocite Empire. The "no" as in Timonocite was added to make the word better, Timonocite Empire. In general, people are currently taught that the "no" represents Cytopia. ------------- SPACE AGENCY- SESA (SEnteral Excitement Space Agency) is the space agency of the Timonocite Empire. It is run by the government. It has the goal to put a man on Pluto and a child on the moon.------------- HISTORY The Timonocite Empire was founded in northern Monmouth County, New Jersey. Eshaan B. Patel named the nashun SEnteral Excitement. In mid-October, though, the northern region was trying to declare independence. These "Timonian" people formed the Grand Duchy of Timo. SEnteral Excitement ended up with fourteen people and Timo with just four. The Timonians and the SEnteralexcitementians started arguing. With more people, the SEnteralexcitementians had gained the upper hand. They went trying to convince people on the other side to join their side, but none of the micronashuns succeded. Then during rage about who owns the microprovince of Nate City, Eshaan B. Patel created a treaty, and Pravar and him signed it, agreeing that SEnteral Excitement be ruled by Shreekrishna Avhad, Timo be ruled by Pravar Gollamudi, and the entire empire be ruled by Eshaan. Eventually, the Coronavirus lockdown affected the Timonocite Empire. The emperor wrote that "8 ft social distancing shall be required regardless of race, religion or sex due to this new coronavirus outbreak."