Rogerism

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Rogerism is the official religion of the nation of North Chad.

History

In the beginning there was nothing, but Roger. On April 20th he opened the brief case and from it came light and all the galaxies. Roger got bored looking at a universe with no life, so he molded the first humans from his last hair. Their names were John and Johnette. He told them never to touch the sacred gas taps. Johnette was deceived by a piece of pitta bread. This pitta bread was the anti-roger birthed from darkest depths of the brief case of life. They turn on the sacred gas taps and roger punished them by unleashing all evil.

Roger also created lesser deities, such a levi god of dreams and rest, anton god of speculation and harley davidsons, hill goddess of death.