Republic of Libre de los Flaites

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República Libre de los Flaites
English: Republic of Libre de los Flaites
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Official languagesSpanish
GovernmentMilitary dictatorship
• (December 2020) census
Time zoneUTC−4 (CLT)

The Republic of Libre de los Flaites is a micronation that exists as a creative government project on NationStates. It is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Profesor Pink with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.837 billion Flaites are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

To the south of the deserts where aliens land to take away the valuable saltpetre, to the west of the anthropomorphic camelids, to the north of the trauco domains and to the east of the salt water is the vast, powerful and honorable country of the Free Republic of the Flaites.

This noble nation is populated by devout anti-Marxists who will defend their country to the death. It stands out on the south-western coast of South America, for its remarkable army and its excellent organization, thanks to which Collalandia, Argentuza and Blackbeard have already conquered (the conquest of the Flaites of the Island being in the project).

The country was ruled since 1996 by the General of the Air, Field Marshal and National Admiral sr. Luis Muñoz Vargas-Llosa. His mandate has been the best in national history (he put an end to politicians, Marxists, external enemies and Chavista atheism). The pending problem for the government is to put an end to the anarcho-syndicalist terrorists and the growing threats from the Flaites of the Island.

Between 2014 and 2020, the Supreme Generalissimo Augusto Merino ruled, after which he voluntarily surrendered the power to dedicate himself to being a professional domino player in Cambodia. After bloody bottle wars, Professor Pink was appointed as the new Caudillo, in 2020.


Profesor Pink, the Supreme Leader (Caudillo) of the Republic of Libre de los Flaites

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiasco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Flaite economy, worth a remarkable 1,308 trillion Gambas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 191,436 Gambas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,090,894 per year while the poor average 16,318, a ratio of 66.9 to 1.

Rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Libre de los Flaites's national animal is the Trauco, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Church.


"In the famous Antarctic region

of many coveted strips

but never to jail subjected "

Alonso De Ercilla about the flaite people

"In a place in La Mancha whose name I don't want to remember the flaites lived"

Miguel de Cervantes y Saavedra remembering where the flaite lives

In 200 BC the Shoros tribe invaded and conquered the country, which was inhabited by the Weones. According to national experts, the factor that facilitated this invasion was the alien intervention. After 1000 years of continuous drunkenness and fights to spit in the country, the Empire of the Incas ™ and its army of monkeys with yiles attacked the dominions of the weones, conquering them. Upon reaching the south the monkeys were defeated by the Shoros due to the best weapons of their enemies (machetes and echizas).

Meanwhile, the weons were forced to build a concessioned road.

In 1546 the Spanish conqueror Fernando Valencia de Rosas arrived by raft after being shipwrecked and discovered the land that he called "Terra Nova Indomita Et Dominus Hispanicus et Camilo Sexto Romanus Rex De la Nueva Navarra et novi cumas".

Upon disembarking, he was received by the michimalongo caliph (prominent indigenous chief and executive of La Polar) who took him to his village in Putaendo, where the Spanish met the Cambodian women. 2 years and 15 mestizos (flaites) later, Valencia returned to Spain speaking of a land "with a lot of gold and aunts to chantar la wea" with which, by 1549 he got 24 canis and 3 cock-warmers and set sail for Shile Equatorial.

On December 12, 1549, Fernando de Valencia and his canis landed in Valle del Paraiso, from there they conquered the entire national territory without facing resistance (the Spanish blondes warmed up the weons). After reaching the hottest, lowest and most toxic valley he could find, Valencia founded Santiasco and proclaimed himself "governor of the province of the subjugated weones" (Maccabees). The death of the conqueror Valencia de Rosas († 1554 syphilis) marked the end of the Hispanic advance. For many years the shoros were free (but the Spanish warmed them, which caused miscegenation and the appearance of the cani-shoro or flaite).

The colony (1554-1817) was the period in which the Spanish threw the Indians and the Indians threw the Spanish, in events called tertulias. The main activity were dismembering pirates.

In those years the unions of Europeans and indigenous people caused the total miscegenation of the population, giving rise to the flaites. In 1810 the king was abducted by aliens. While they put the probe into him, the flaite people appointed heads and tried to govern themselves, which provoked attacks by the Spaniards. But finally in 1817 independence was obtained.

General Otto Fernandosa assumed power for life, banned cockfighting and created the constitution of 1817, 1820, 1821 and 1823 (then there were no more). After his death in 1835 he was succeeded by his son Adolfo Fernandosa (1835-1870) who conquered Punitaqui, Tongoy and Angol.

His son, Sabino Fernandosa (1870-1906) invaded the Pais de las Palomas and the Pais de las Alpacas. With this he managed to conquer the Kingdom of Atacama, Tarapaca and Parinacota. Upon his death in 1906, his son Bernando Cesar Fernandosa had to face worker protests, but the invention of the flamethrower ended the strikes. Bernardo died in 1930 (while abusing a leopard) and was succeeded by his neighbor, Jose Luis Rodriguez El Zapatero (1930-1944, author of 14 constitutions and member of the Valkyrie operation).

Rodriguez's death led to the War of the crying fagots, in which the masochistic tribe was extinguished, under the rule of Anastasio Somoza (1944-1973). Somoza's death in 1973 led to the Marxist dictatorship of Pedro Aguirre Cerda (1973-1982) who was abducted by the USSR.

The government fell to the National Association of You Know, which introduced electricity, semi-potable water, gravel roads and shoes in the country. In 1996 the Association called for elections in which the Marxist Jose Gonzalez triumphed. The next day he was overthrown by Luis Muñoz.

Luis Muñoz actively worked for the promotion of traffic lights and polygamy. After an important job, he was democratically overthrown by Augusto Merino. Between 2014 and 2020 not much happened, except for certain internal revolutions, and the establishment of diplomatic relations with Rino Island.

Since 2020 the supreme Professor Pink has ruled.